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Offline Foxfyr

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #150 on: July 07, 2010, 02:33:41 AM »
Because no matter how long you have it, it'll never wear out.

How is sex like a desk?

Offline Eternity

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #151 on: July 07, 2010, 02:43:09 AM »
It's altogether useful, it not downright necessary, and can be put in most places with enough space. Also, it's good for taking a little strain off of you and keeping everything together. If you get a good desk, it'll even be hard, sturdy, and reliable to last ;)

How is sex like a bottle of wine?

Offline Sasha

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #152 on: July 07, 2010, 11:16:39 AM »

 The longer it goes the sweeter the taste ... maturity and refinement has a class all of its own .


 How is sex like the ocean ?

Offline Eternity

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #153 on: July 07, 2010, 11:19:22 AM »
Because the deeper you get into the soothing waters, the stronger they become. And as well, once your in, and getting deeper, it's that much harder to return to shore again.

How is sex like a violin?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #154 on: July 07, 2010, 01:56:56 PM »
It takes skilled fingers to make the best sounds

How is sex like a blade of grass?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #155 on: October 07, 2010, 01:52:51 PM »
The best sex involves bending like a blade of grass.

How is sex like an unruly child?

Offline doom29169

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #156 on: October 07, 2010, 01:57:43 PM »
Sex is like an unruley child because you have to spank it to make it good.

Why is sex like macaronie and cheese?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #157 on: October 07, 2010, 03:48:22 PM »
I thought this is an PG-13 Area.. :<<

mehh =[

soft,crispy..and a bit salty at times.Not everything is Sweet,Must be bitter or sorrow to.


why is sex pleasant?

Offline doom29169

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #158 on: October 08, 2010, 06:39:28 AM »
Sex is pleasant because otherwise men would never have children. (probably not true, but still funney)

Why is sex like playing a piano?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #159 on: October 08, 2010, 08:21:04 AM »
It's essential to touch the right keys to make beautiful music.

Why is sex like ... a fine merlot?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #160 on: October 09, 2010, 08:18:29 AM »
Sex is like Merlot because it blends softness and fleshiness...you can do that with great sex ;)

Why is sex like...a scary movie?

Offline doom29169

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #161 on: October 09, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »
Sex is like a scary movie because you pant and moan and love every second of it.

Why is sex like a rainstorm?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #162 on: October 10, 2010, 12:34:49 AM »
OH GOD! sex is the most amazing experience in one's life, merging with one you have become saturated with.....(love that word)

Offline Drow Denizen

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #163 on: October 10, 2010, 12:36:50 AM »
Since you didn't add one, I'll do it for you! *smirks*

Sex is like a banana, best when matured and when it comes down to it, it's all monkey business.

Sex is like a painting...

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #164 on: October 10, 2010, 01:03:29 AM »
a painting?....can create a new master piece everytime and then sell it for alot of money?...that's prostituation Drow!

Offline Drow Denizen

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #165 on: October 10, 2010, 01:04:32 AM »
Lol!

Silly lenka, you forgot to add a 'Sex is like...' again  ::)

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #166 on: October 10, 2010, 01:09:34 AM »
sex is like a soft floating cloud!...

Offline Drow Denizen

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #167 on: October 10, 2010, 01:19:42 AM »
Sex is like a soft floating cloud; the stuff dreams are made of.

Sex is like a viking...

Offline lenka

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #168 on: October 10, 2010, 01:21:11 AM »
sex is like a viking because it's hard and rough and there's no messing around.

Sex is like a bar of chocolate....

(never read the rules.... ::))

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #169 on: October 10, 2010, 01:23:05 AM »
...it can satisfy you and leave you wanting more, all at the same time.

Sex is like a snowstorm...

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #170 on: October 10, 2010, 01:36:52 AM »
blows with force in all the wrong places...or the right!

sex is like that of a greek god..

Offline Scribe08

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #171 on: October 10, 2010, 10:05:52 PM »

You're left feeling high.. like you're looking over the cliff-edge of Mt Olympus.

Sex is like your favourite cocktail drink...
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