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Offline ElvenErotica

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2010, 12:44:51 AM »
because you can either fall off or get really wet.


why is sex like homework?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2010, 01:16:57 AM »
You hafta keep doing it to get it perfect.

Like a bath

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2010, 05:48:29 PM »
Sex is like a bath because it can be very hot and wet if done right....

why is sex like playing video games

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2010, 10:18:14 PM »
Sex is like a video game because you never know what's coming next and can even get multiple endings depending on the course of events taken.

Why is sex like origami?

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2010, 02:24:21 AM »
Because there is many different moves that you have to make to get the desired result, and so many places to mess and and get nothing.

Why is sex like playing poker.


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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2010, 03:27:38 AM »
Sometimes you never know if someone is bluffing

How is sex like a workout at the gym

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2010, 03:31:05 AM »
You work out, get in shape, and practice makes better?

How is sex like surfing.

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2010, 03:32:36 AM »
It takes balance and precision to be the full ride

How is sex like making cookies

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2010, 03:35:06 AM »
You have to mix foreplay, passion, attraction, and many other things to heat things up, and then you get to enjoy the good times after.

How is sex like painting a wall.

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2010, 03:36:51 AM »
It takes long hard strokes to get the desired results

How is sex like a song

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2010, 03:40:21 AM »
There is repeating things, with a few new things splashed in every now and then.

How is sex like sowing.

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2010, 03:41:46 AM »
If done right the desired effect is very good

How is sex like a warm hug

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2010, 03:42:56 AM »
It leaves you felling better and warmer.

How is sex like climbing a tree.

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2010, 03:44:40 AM »
It takes skill to not get hurt

How is sex like a round of tennis

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2010, 03:46:13 AM »
Each person is trying to make the other person out.

How is sex like a fight?

Offline Xandi

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2010, 03:47:50 AM »
It can be rough and brutal (if good) but at the end there are winners

How can sex be like skiing

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2010, 04:03:58 AM »
You have to zig and zag to make sure you don't just shoot all the out down and out.

How is sex like fire?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2010, 04:06:09 AM »
It can warm your insides and make you all hot and sweaty

How is sex like having a ice cream cone

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2010, 04:14:50 AM »
You get to enjoy it slowly, lick everything up, and then enjoy the sweet taste.

How is sex like riding a bike?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2010, 04:16:03 AM »
It takes balance and you never forget how

How is sex like a marathon

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2010, 04:22:52 AM »
Because if it is good, you usually end up spent.

How sex is like a disease?


Offline Xandi

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2010, 04:24:15 AM »
that is a horrible thought....

Lets see, because you could end up hospitalized ???

How is sex like a jelly filled donut

Offline FallenAngelNajdan

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2010, 04:26:04 AM »
Its messy, and good at the same time.

How is sex like soda

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2010, 04:27:03 AM »
it is all fizzy around the top hehe

how is sex like a headache

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2010, 04:28:30 AM »
that is a horrible thought....

Lets see, because you could end up hospitalized ???

How is sex like a jelly filled donut
cause you end up in bed ;)

Because sometimes it makes you stay in bed

How is sex like a waterfall?