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Offline Beezy

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2010, 02:46:58 AM »
because you close your eyes and let it encompass and consume you, and you feel every single nerve reacting.

How is sex like a drug?

Offline Alric Sanosake

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #76 on: March 24, 2010, 02:53:08 AM »
One hit, and you are addicted to the point of no return.

Sex is like a Cat

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #77 on: March 24, 2010, 10:02:59 PM »
It can involve scratches.

How is sex like a zeppelin?

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #78 on: March 24, 2010, 11:03:12 PM »
 because one wrong move and you crash and burn.

How is sex like fruit yogurt?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2010, 06:30:52 AM »
It's creamy and sweet and you can't get enough of it.

why is sex like a row boat?
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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2010, 06:43:49 AM »
It can get very wet and wild if you have the right partner.

How is sex like eating a good steak dinner?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #81 on: May 18, 2010, 06:45:50 AM »
its something meaty that you can get your teeth into

Why is sex like Kit Kat?

Offline Lucinda

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #82 on: May 18, 2010, 07:15:48 AM »
Two fingers is nice, and four is usually a stretch!
Why is sex like keeping a goldfish?

Offline Galanthor

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #83 on: May 18, 2010, 07:19:09 AM »
the more you do the bigger he grows

whyy is sex like a sandwich

Offline Lucinda

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #84 on: May 18, 2010, 07:25:54 AM »
Deep hot filling is the best, and variety keeps you from getting bored.
 
Why is sex like training for the olympics?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #85 on: May 18, 2010, 07:43:04 AM »
You limber up you stretch and build up stamina and get the gold.

Why is sex like a beer?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #86 on: May 18, 2010, 07:44:19 AM »
Cause sometimes you just want to get head.....

Why is sex like a a good lollipop....

Offline RP7466

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2010, 09:22:11 AM »
because it takes a lot of licking before you're allowed to get at whats inside (tottsiepop reference)

why is sex like riding a bike?



Offline Galanthor

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #88 on: May 18, 2010, 09:37:48 AM »
Theres always something between your legs

how's sex like an airplane?

Offline Sasha

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #89 on: May 18, 2010, 10:34:46 AM »

 because it can make your mind fly through the clouds in ecstasy .

 Why is sex like a bridge ?

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #90 on: May 27, 2010, 10:54:04 PM »
???

Anyone mind if I skip one?

Sex is like a bridge because it can span any divide.

How is sex like a llama?

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #91 on: May 27, 2010, 11:45:36 PM »
Sex is like a Llama because
no one likes to have their eye spat in by either.


Why is sex like a new dual fuel oven?

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #92 on: May 28, 2010, 07:02:52 AM »
It can be both a slow burn, and an electric sizzler

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How is sex like a sand castle?

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #93 on: May 28, 2010, 11:33:34 AM »
Sex is like a sand castle because both dissolve in a wave and must be started again.


Why is sex like an old married couple?



Offline Galanthor

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #94 on: May 28, 2010, 04:21:58 PM »
sometimes noone scream sometimes both

how sex like hair?

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #95 on: May 28, 2010, 11:16:00 PM »
When your very young neither has style, later it grows on you and gets longer and better, then its gone.



Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #96 on: May 28, 2010, 11:16:40 PM »
Sex is like a murder trial.

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #97 on: May 29, 2010, 06:26:10 AM »
Sex is like a murder trail because it has its ups and downs and in the end someone is defenseless.......

Sex is like a tootie pop?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #98 on: May 29, 2010, 10:36:55 AM »
...the most wonderful thing to share with someone you love. :-)

Offline eroticslut

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #99 on: June 10, 2010, 11:25:51 AM »
Sex is like a tootie pop because the whole time you are unwrapping it you can't
help but keep thinking of licking it

Sex is like a snowflake