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Offline Edhel Tari

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #125 on: July 02, 2010, 01:24:54 AM »
So many buttons to push, so many levels

How is sex like a vacuum?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #126 on: July 02, 2010, 01:43:15 AM »
When done right it really sucks

How is sex like a light switch?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #127 on: July 03, 2010, 01:12:59 AM »
It's fast, crazy and can get you very wet.

Why is sex like alcohol?

Offline Edhel Tari

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #128 on: July 03, 2010, 01:15:19 AM »
Because it goes down smoooooth...

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #129 on: July 03, 2010, 01:17:29 AM »
You didn't give me something to go off of. :P

Why is sex like snow?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #130 on: July 03, 2010, 01:41:45 AM »
Its beautiful and no two experiences are alike.

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #131 on: July 04, 2010, 08:13:19 PM »
You didn't give anything to go off of.

How is sex like freezing to death?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #132 on: July 04, 2010, 08:15:06 PM »
it's slow, numbing and makes you fall asleep.

How is sex like a closet?

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #133 on: July 04, 2010, 08:19:05 PM »
Because they are both for comming out with.

How is sex like a bad comedian?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #134 on: July 04, 2010, 08:20:35 PM »
As hard as you try, you're still not very good.

How is sex like a strategy game?

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #135 on: July 04, 2010, 08:23:29 PM »
People ruin it when they try to maximize efficiency rather then just enjoy it.

 How is sex like a broken window?

Offline Foxfyr

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #136 on: July 07, 2010, 01:39:53 AM »
Because if you aren't careful and don't take your time, somebody might get hurt and end up bleeding.

How is sex like a bottle of water?

Offline Eternity

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #137 on: July 07, 2010, 01:40:59 AM »
Because when you're running low and need it badly, it quenches a thirst that nothing else can truly do to such a powerful extent.

How is sex like an oriental fan?

Offline Foxfyr

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #138 on: July 07, 2010, 01:56:11 AM »
Because even though going fast gets the job done faster, its the slow, rhythmic motions that makes it much more enjoyable.

How is sex like a cell phone?

Offline Eternity

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #139 on: July 07, 2010, 01:57:16 AM »
Because you get to push your partner's buttons til you hear their sweet voice in your ear noting you've done it all right.

How is sex like a roll of toilet paper?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #140 on: July 07, 2010, 01:58:35 AM »
You never know how bad you need it til you're out of it.

How is sex like candy?

Offline Eternity

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #141 on: July 07, 2010, 02:00:27 AM »
Because it's sweet and makes you feel that grand sensation even though it's fleeting, and if you get the right kind, it just melts in your mouth and leaves you begging for more.

How is sex like a car?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #142 on: July 07, 2010, 02:03:49 AM »
you have to take good care of it if you want it to run well. If you abuse it too much, it breaks.

How is sex like an outlet?

Offline Foxfyr

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #143 on: July 07, 2010, 02:07:10 AM »
Because as long as it's turned on, it can easily brighten your day.

How is sex like a grocery bag?

Offline Eternity

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #144 on: July 07, 2010, 02:08:49 AM »
Because it can hold things together and mend the problem of scattering objects or emotions.

How is sex like a hair brush?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #145 on: July 07, 2010, 02:15:40 AM »
Be cause you grip it tight and rub the head just right until the desired results occur

How is sex like an ice cube

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #146 on: July 07, 2010, 02:16:11 AM »
it will make you shiver and gasp

how is sex like a tv?

Offline Foxfyr

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #147 on: July 07, 2010, 02:23:30 AM »
Because if you get tired of one channel, it isn't hard to change stations until you find something you like.

How is sex like the internet?

Offline Eternity

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #148 on: July 07, 2010, 02:24:37 AM »
Sometimes it has all the answers if you know how to surf it.

How is sex like a keyboard (computer keyboard)?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #149 on: July 07, 2010, 02:30:08 AM »
When you hit it stuff comes out

How is sex like a good pair of socks