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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #100 on: June 10, 2010, 11:26:27 AM »
.... jumping into cool water on a hot day.  ;D

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #101 on: June 11, 2010, 08:02:00 PM »
It can be eye opening in the beginning and quite refreshing in the end.

How is sex like a zombie?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #102 on: June 12, 2010, 01:39:29 AM »
Well,.......Something does get eaten, (several times)

How is sex like a romantic comedy movie? (like couples retreat)

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #103 on: June 12, 2010, 08:15:24 AM »
sex is like a romantic comedy because there is always a happy ending

sex is like rain because.......................................

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #104 on: June 12, 2010, 08:24:45 AM »
you often have to dry yourself off afterwards


sex is like mowing the grass because............

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #105 on: June 12, 2010, 08:33:20 AM »
it takes several passes to get it just right

sex is like a bullet because ..............

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #106 on: June 12, 2010, 08:46:52 AM »
sex is like a bullet because .............. when it passes it Hurts


Sex is like Pie because.........

Offline eroticslut

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #107 on: June 12, 2010, 08:48:49 AM »
its best eaten warm 

sex is like a guitar because ............

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #108 on: June 12, 2010, 09:40:02 AM »
...striking the right chord and proper use of fingers is critical

Sex is like reading a book...

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #109 on: June 12, 2010, 10:01:05 AM »
because its always better when you take you time and pay attention

sex is like riding a bike because ............

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #110 on: June 12, 2010, 12:18:57 PM »
once you learn how to do it you never forget

How is sex like a stiff drink

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #111 on: June 12, 2010, 12:46:44 PM »
because first taste is kind of rough but once you get a good taste you keep drinking

Sex is like a race car because ...........

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #112 on: June 12, 2010, 12:51:15 PM »
just like a race cars engine reves when driven by a good driver so does my body. I reve up quickly

How is sex like a peach picked straight from the tree

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #113 on: June 12, 2010, 12:55:50 PM »
because a fresh peach tastes good and if you want a differant one you have to climb the tree again

Sex is like running a Marathon because ..................

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #114 on: June 12, 2010, 12:58:16 PM »
It can be exhausting but very very rewarding

How is sex like a great love song

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #115 on: June 12, 2010, 12:59:53 PM »
because even if the song is not about you it still makes you feel good

Sex is like a redhead because .............

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #116 on: June 12, 2010, 01:01:29 PM »
It can be fiery and you will enjoy the explosion

How is sex like a good book

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #117 on: June 12, 2010, 01:04:15 PM »
Because it can be very good even when the cover does not look so hot

Sex is like comic strip because .............

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #118 on: June 15, 2010, 07:42:17 AM »
Sex is like a comic strip because sometimes when your enjoying it you let out a little giggle.


Sex is like having a big screen HDTV.






Offline MasterMischief

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #119 on: June 15, 2010, 08:59:05 PM »
Once you have it, you never want to go without.

Sex is like cleaning the bathroom.

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #120 on: June 15, 2010, 09:21:04 PM »
Sex is like cleaning a bathroom because you have to get into all the nooks and crannies in order to do a good job.

How is sex like repairing a computer?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #121 on: June 15, 2010, 10:17:38 PM »
Because you have to turn it on and mount it.

How is sex like a clown? :3

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #122 on: June 16, 2010, 09:24:03 PM »
There is no talking, a lot of action, and the makeup is great for both.






How is sex like mowing the lawn.






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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #123 on: June 16, 2010, 11:58:33 PM »
It leaves a familiar scent behind

How is sex like a box of kittens?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #124 on: July 01, 2010, 09:57:45 PM »
You get to pet a tiny kitty and if you do it right they purr

how is sex like an elevator?