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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2010, 04:29:35 AM »
if done right it can be very very wet

how is sex like a game of chess

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2010, 04:40:23 AM »
You have to know your 'moves'

How is sex like a beer?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2010, 04:41:43 AM »
the 'head' is so good

how is sex like a cherry

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2010, 04:45:26 AM »
It leaves a sweet aftertaste.

How is sex like birds?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2010, 06:26:36 AM »
When you are with the right person you feel like you are flying

How is sex like a carousel ride

Offline Lucinda

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2010, 07:10:31 AM »
It can be beautiful to watch and fun to climb on, but it can leave you feeling dizzy, giddy or even sick.

Why is sex like visiting the moon?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2010, 07:18:50 AM »
you lose your center of gravity for a while

Why is sex like oxygen

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #57 on: March 21, 2010, 07:31:25 AM »
You need it to survive.

Why is sex like a Horror Movie?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #58 on: March 21, 2010, 07:33:43 AM »
It can make you scream and clutch onto whoever you are with

Why is sex like a long hot shower

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #59 on: March 21, 2010, 07:39:28 AM »
Because it feels so good you could let it go on forever, but sooner or later you have to finish.

Why is sex like the Moon?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #60 on: March 22, 2010, 10:42:32 AM »
Sex is like the moon, because sometimes it hits your eye.

Why is sex like washing a car?

Offline stormsfury

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #61 on: March 22, 2010, 10:48:07 AM »
Because it requires you to be flexible enough to reach every nook, and is also very wet.

Why is sex like a long hike?

Offline Jecht

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #62 on: March 22, 2010, 10:52:31 AM »
Sex is like a long hike because it takes forever to get there and sometimes it's easy to give up but when you finish it, the satisfaction is the best.

Why is sex like pizza?

Offline Lucinda

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2010, 11:07:27 AM »
Well the classic line is that sex is like pizza because even bad pizza is good pizza ;-) Anyway we already covered that one i think. 
 
Why is having sex like meeting the queen?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #64 on: March 22, 2010, 02:27:14 PM »
Because you might be nervous the first time but after awhile it becomes  a real joy

How is sex like building a snowman

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #65 on: March 22, 2010, 11:49:49 PM »
You always look forward to it, it never lasts as long as you'd like, and then you find yourself looking forward to the next time you can do it.

How is sex like listening to music?

Offline Lucinda

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #66 on: March 23, 2010, 12:01:00 AM »
It can be relaxing, inspiring, exhilarating, beautiful, romantic, or can even make you cry. Its a personal experience but often fun to share with others.
 
Why is having sex like eating a hamburger?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2010, 01:19:05 AM »
When you slip the meat between the buns it gives you a good feeling but if you add some good stuff to the mix it can really spice things up.

How is sex like riding a snow mobile

Offline Talia

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #68 on: March 23, 2010, 07:12:12 AM »



Sex is like riding a snow mobile. You experience some rough patches, smooth sailing, can shift gears and speed, all the while enjoying the ride and the view.

Why is sex like a bottle of fine wine....

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2010, 07:16:47 AM »
when it is good, you savor the taste and the feel in your mouth.

How is Sex like a hot fudge sundae

Offline Lucinda

Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #70 on: March 23, 2010, 07:17:46 AM »
It makes a special event even more special. Something intoxicating to be savoured and enjoyed.
 
Why is having sex like playing battleships?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #71 on: March 23, 2010, 07:27:55 AM »
If you make the wrong moves you can ruin the game.

How is sex like getting your pussy waxed?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #72 on: March 23, 2010, 07:52:27 AM »
Because it can be painful but in a good way ;)

Why is sex like your favorite pair of jeans?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #73 on: March 23, 2010, 07:53:51 AM »
your favorite pair of jeans can caress your body and make you feel sexy

how is sex like your best friend?

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Re: Sex is like...
« Reply #74 on: March 24, 2010, 01:24:10 AM »
 because some intimate secrets are shared during it .

 How is sex like a warm summer breeze ?