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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #75 on: February 01, 2011, 07:11:01 AM »
If a Convenience Store is open 24/7 why is there a lock on their doors?

Why is it that Superman could bounce the bullets off his chest, but when they threw the gun at him, he ducked?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #76 on: February 01, 2011, 08:08:05 AM »
Is it true that the present king of France is bald, or is it a false statement?

(after Bertrand Russell; post 1848 there is no "present king of France")

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #77 on: February 01, 2011, 09:54:35 AM »
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's a man there, but the tree crushes him and he dies, does the man dying make a sound?

Ahh, shamelessly stole that one from clever Canadian Jon LaJoie.

What is the sound of me stealing jokes?

Is it possible to make coffee so dark not even black holes can escape it?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #78 on: April 10, 2011, 08:56:07 AM »
My aunt would sometimes confuse Peter Townsend, the RAF officer whom princess Margaret of Britain fell in love with, but whom she couldn't marry because he was an "ordinary man", with Pete Townshend of The Who (she was a lot more familiar with UK royalty than with The Who). Which would make it hard to give a sensible answer to the question "Did Peter Townshend really feel so pissed over the affair that he had to smash his guitar again and again?"  ;D
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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #79 on: April 10, 2011, 09:03:38 AM »
Why is it that driver's licenses expire, but marriage licenses do not?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #80 on: April 10, 2011, 10:05:25 PM »
why is bra singular, and panties plural?

« Last Edit: April 10, 2011, 10:42:31 PM by RP7466 »

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #81 on: April 10, 2011, 10:07:12 PM »
Why 7Up why not 7Down?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #82 on: April 10, 2011, 10:19:47 PM »
If you state to a music mag reporter that "We don't believe in tape recorders" as the first line of the interview, isn't it a bit cryptic that your band has got any records out at all?

(line spoken by someone in The Replacements to Cameron Crowe in the 1980s)
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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #83 on: April 10, 2011, 10:29:51 PM »
Why does it require a license to get married, but not to have children?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #84 on: April 10, 2011, 10:48:12 PM »
why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #85 on: April 10, 2011, 10:55:29 PM »
Is the idea of having  a "women's exclusive parking lot" with slightly broader spaces than in an ordinary parking a service or an insult to the ladies? (we've all heard about women and edging into a streetside parking slot)
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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #86 on: April 10, 2011, 10:58:57 PM »
I think those are supposed to be for expectant mothers, and/or mothers with small children, where a few extra inches can help with strollers/bellies, and the spaces are usually closer to deal with mobility issues.  I saw them when I was expecting (and afterwards), but never felt the need to use them.

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #87 on: April 11, 2011, 09:28:30 AM »
Why is it that you can have disgruntled staff meaning unhappy, but can't say you have gruntled staff, when they're happy?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #88 on: April 11, 2011, 01:07:14 PM »
Why are there girls who never give up?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #89 on: April 11, 2011, 04:26:40 PM »
Why are there guys that don't take "no" for an answer?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #90 on: April 11, 2011, 10:25:30 PM »


Why do we have a tailbone when humans never had tails?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #91 on: April 11, 2011, 10:36:06 PM »
Why is it called a tv set if there is only one?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #92 on: April 11, 2011, 10:43:59 PM »

Why do we have a tailbone when humans never had tails?

It's the same reason that horses have residual toe bones.

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2011, 10:46:57 PM »
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #94 on: April 11, 2011, 10:47:48 PM »
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

Sweet!  :D

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #95 on: April 12, 2011, 12:24:45 AM »
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #96 on: April 12, 2011, 12:29:34 AM »
Would you like to give me that?, yes that thing, no the thing besides it, are you blind? That thing!!!!!

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #97 on: April 12, 2011, 08:36:07 AM »
How come when the boss of the state authority running railroad tracks, car roads and airports steps down in protest because of insufficient allocations for upkeep of the traffic hardware they're supposed to keep going, the same afternoon the electricity at the central railway station of the capital just dies?  ???

(this authentically happened in Sweden last week)

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #98 on: April 12, 2011, 09:40:36 AM »
Why is the word abbreviation so long?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #99 on: April 12, 2011, 09:46:29 AM »
How come the word "antediluvian" means something that belongs to an extremely distant past, when Queensland was subjected to "Biblical floods" only three months ago?