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Offline Elturel

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #125 on: April 12, 2011, 02:03:07 PM »
If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing?


Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #126 on: April 12, 2011, 02:05:13 PM »
If a mute swears does his/her mother wash his/her hands?

Offline lollipop

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #127 on: April 16, 2011, 09:44:17 PM »
 Is there another word for synonym?

Offline derek

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #128 on: April 16, 2011, 11:26:50 PM »
What's the antonym for alimony?

Offline lollipop

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2011, 11:38:52 PM »
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Offline derek

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2011, 11:42:20 PM »
Why is there air?

Offline lollipop

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2011, 11:43:37 PM »
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Offline derek

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2011, 11:45:31 PM »
LOL... XD

When the sky falls...how would anyone know?

Offline lollipop

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #133 on: April 16, 2011, 11:46:36 PM »
 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2011, 11:56:08 PM »
What are you supposed to do when your mother tells you "shut up and answer me"?

Can you be spontaneous when someone tells you "be spontaneous"?

Offline lollipop

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #135 on: April 17, 2011, 12:51:34 AM »
Why are square meals served on round plates?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #136 on: April 17, 2011, 01:21:45 AM »
Why are most kitchen-related containers round if fridges are square/rectangular?

Offline lollipop

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #137 on: April 17, 2011, 01:25:05 AM »
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #138 on: April 17, 2011, 01:26:35 AM »
Why is there air?

"Every phys ed major knows why there's air.  There's air to blow up volleyballs, blow up basketballs..."
-Bill Cosby, "$75 Car"

Offline lollipop

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #139 on: April 17, 2011, 01:27:30 AM »
How can you hear yourself think?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #140 on: April 19, 2011, 09:54:49 AM »
Why is abbreviated such a long word?

and what part of a dilemma do you find the horns? On the horns of a dilemma

Offline Anesa

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #141 on: April 19, 2011, 10:21:43 AM »
Why do our ears never stop growing?

Have you ever noticed older folk have really BIG earlobes?  :P

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #142 on: April 21, 2011, 02:50:10 AM »
If The Miz got into a mixed tag-team match with Layla, would they be known as Lay Miz?  (say it out loud.  Oniya is functioning on sleep-dep and Broadway soundtracks)

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #143 on: May 07, 2011, 05:59:00 PM »
When sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their signs?

yes. at least the french ones did 2 years ago

How can you hear yourself think?

because bones are hollow, and the bones in your hearing channel conduct air both in and out. The reason most people don't actually hear themself think is that there are too many outside stimuli

Why are most kitchen-related containers round if fridges are square/rectangular?

Marketing. round forms are nostalgic and therefor more attractive to consumers
Well so much for answerless Huh..lol thank you..

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?

Maybe his credit line is only valid at Acme. Have you ever seen him pay for any of those things. One day his creditors will catch up with him.


why do hotdogs come in packages of eight, and hotdog buns in packages of ten?

Offline Belle33

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #144 on: May 07, 2011, 06:33:52 PM »
Does killing time damage eternity?

Offline Tambit

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #145 on: May 07, 2011, 06:38:03 PM »
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #146 on: May 07, 2011, 06:42:20 PM »
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

cause that stuff is heavy. planes would be 3 to 4 times heavier.

How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
Dunno, maybe ask raven, saw them on here a while back

Offline Belle33

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #147 on: May 07, 2011, 06:44:58 PM »
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.

Why are there never any "guilty" bystanders?

Offline Tambit

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #148 on: May 07, 2011, 06:45:48 PM »
Why do juries pronounce someone "guilty" or "not guilty" but never "innocent"?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #149 on: May 07, 2011, 06:46:24 PM »
Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.

Why are there never any "guilty" bystanders?

because those are cops? ;)