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Elturel

#125
April 12, 2011, 02:03:07 PM
If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing?

AllAboutDetail

#126
April 12, 2011, 02:05:13 PM
If a mute swears does his/her mother wash his/her hands?

lollipop

#127
April 16, 2011, 09:44:17 PM
 Is there another word for synonym?

derek

#128
April 16, 2011, 11:26:50 PM
What's the antonym for alimony?

lollipop

#129
April 16, 2011, 11:38:52 PM
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

derek

#130
April 16, 2011, 11:42:20 PM
Why is there air?

lollipop

#131
April 16, 2011, 11:43:37 PM
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

derek

#132
April 16, 2011, 11:45:31 PM
LOL... XD

When the sky falls...how would anyone know?

lollipop

#133
April 16, 2011, 11:46:36 PM
 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

SinClaire

#134
April 16, 2011, 11:56:08 PM
What are you supposed to do when your mother tells you "shut up and answer me"?

Can you be spontaneous when someone tells you "be spontaneous"?

lollipop

#135
April 17, 2011, 12:51:34 AM
Why are square meals served on round plates?

SinClaire

#136
April 17, 2011, 01:21:45 AM
Why are most kitchen-related containers round if fridges are square/rectangular?

lollipop

#137
April 17, 2011, 01:25:05 AM
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

Oniya

#138
April 17, 2011, 01:26:35 AM
Quote from: derek on April 16, 2011, 11:42:20 PM
Why is there air?

"Every phys ed major knows why there's air.  There's air to blow up volleyballs, blow up basketballs..."
-Bill Cosby, "$75 Car"
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And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
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lollipop

#139
April 17, 2011, 01:27:30 AM
How can you hear yourself think?

despickable

#140
April 19, 2011, 09:54:49 AM
Why is abbreviated such a long word?

and what part of a dilemma do you find the horns? On the horns of a dilemma

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Anesa

#141
April 19, 2011, 10:21:43 AM
Why do our ears never stop growing?

Have you ever noticed older folk have really BIG earlobes?  :P

Oniya

#142
April 21, 2011, 02:50:10 AM
If The Miz got into a mixed tag-team match with Layla, would they be known as Lay Miz?  (say it out loud.  Oniya is functioning on sleep-dep and Broadway soundtracks)
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Tamhansen

#143
May 07, 2011, 05:59:00 PM
Quote from: AllAboutDetail on April 12, 2011, 01:56:59 PM
When sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their signs?

yes. at least the french ones did 2 years ago

Quote from: lollipop on April 17, 2011, 01:27:30 AM
How can you hear yourself think?

because bones are hollow, and the bones in your hearing channel conduct air both in and out. The reason most people don't actually hear themself think is that there are too many outside stimuli

Quote from: SinClaire on April 17, 2011, 01:21:45 AM
Why are most kitchen-related containers round if fridges are square/rectangular?

Marketing. round forms are nostalgic and therefor more attractive to consumers
Quote from: Elturel on April 12, 2011, 01:56:18 PM
Well so much for answerless Huh..lol thank you..

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?

Maybe his credit line is only valid at Acme. Have you ever seen him pay for any of those things. One day his creditors will catch up with him.


why do hotdogs come in packages of eight, and hotdog buns in packages of ten?
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They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Belle33

#144
May 07, 2011, 06:33:52 PM
Does killing time damage eternity?

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Tambit

#145
May 07, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Tamhansen

#146
May 07, 2011, 06:42:20 PM
Quote from: Elturel on April 12, 2011, 01:47:39 PM
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

cause that stuff is heavy. planes would be 3 to 4 times heavier.

Quote from: Tambit on May 07, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
Dunno, maybe ask raven, saw them on here a while back
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They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Belle33

#147
May 07, 2011, 06:44:58 PM
Quote from: Tambit on May 07, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.

Why are there never any "guilty" bystanders?

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Tambit

#148
May 07, 2011, 06:45:48 PM
Why do juries pronounce someone "guilty" or "not guilty" but never "innocent"?

gaggedLouise

#149
May 07, 2011, 06:46:24 PM
Quote from: Belle33 on May 07, 2011, 06:44:58 PM
Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.

Why are there never any "guilty" bystanders?

because those are cops? ;)

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