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Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #100 on: April 12, 2011, 09:47:36 AM »
What is another word for Thesaurus?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #101 on: April 12, 2011, 09:50:33 AM »
What is another word for Thesaurus?

Onomasticon or encyclopaedia, perhaps?  :-)

What do you find at the end of intergalactic space?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #102 on: April 12, 2011, 09:51:02 AM »
Why do people answer their phones when they're "busy" in bed with someone?

I was calling to set up an appoint for a job interview with a client.

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #103 on: April 12, 2011, 09:52:21 AM »
How much can a girl spend on credit card in two hours?

Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #104 on: April 12, 2011, 09:53:25 AM »
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #105 on: April 12, 2011, 09:54:47 AM »
Is "hello it's Nikki, I can't answer because I'm dead" the coolest answerphone message ever? (Nikki Sixx loaded it just after he had clinically died and been revived, as he himself tells the story in The Heroin Diaries - and I think he went straight to bed sports within hours after)

Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2011, 09:55:53 AM »
What do you do when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2011, 11:21:25 AM »
If you've never seen something, then does it really exist?

Also:

"Is Schrodinger's cat really dead if we don't know that it is?

Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #108 on: April 12, 2011, 11:22:22 AM »
Why is what doctors do called a practice?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #109 on: April 12, 2011, 11:24:03 AM »
Why is what doctors do called a practice?

That is a little disturbing when you think about it isn't it?

Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #110 on: April 12, 2011, 11:25:48 AM »
Yea just a little. :P

If a turtle loses it's shell is it naked or homeless?

Offline Event Horizon

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #111 on: April 12, 2011, 01:13:27 PM »
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?

Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #112 on: April 12, 2011, 01:28:02 PM »
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #113 on: April 12, 2011, 01:32:34 PM »
How can a radio channel have a traditional Christmas pantomime? (this one has a sensible answer to Brits, but not to anyone else)

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #114 on: April 12, 2011, 01:33:34 PM »
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #115 on: April 12, 2011, 01:35:12 PM »
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

LMAO, brilliant one!

And why do bike helmets (for ordinary bikers) have to look like swollen mushrooms? (I don't use one)
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Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #116 on: April 12, 2011, 01:37:31 PM »
That is a good point!

Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection?

Offline Elturel

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #117 on: April 12, 2011, 01:39:25 PM »
 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #118 on: April 12, 2011, 01:42:26 PM »
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Offline Elturel

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #119 on: April 12, 2011, 01:43:23 PM »
 If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #120 on: April 12, 2011, 01:46:41 PM »
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?

Offline Elturel

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #121 on: April 12, 2011, 01:47:39 PM »
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

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Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #122 on: April 12, 2011, 01:54:58 PM »
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

I actually saw this one.  They did.  In mime.

World's Wildest Mime Prank

Offline Elturel

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #123 on: April 12, 2011, 01:56:18 PM »
Well so much for answerless Huh..lol thank you..

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?


Offline AllAboutDetail

Re: Answerless questions..
« Reply #124 on: April 12, 2011, 01:56:59 PM »
When sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their signs?