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Offline DarkAngel

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #350 on: October 11, 2009, 02:38:48 AM »
Granted You eat only one to have a craving for another and another and to the point where all you can think about is the first one you eat

I wish I was well known

Offline Doomsday

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #351 on: October 11, 2009, 02:46:25 AM »
Granted. You get stalked constantly ::)

I wish I had some more winter clothing.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #352 on: October 11, 2009, 02:48:11 AM »
Granted , YOu are suddenly in a place where it never snows or gets cold and there are bugs always biting you

I wish I had the perfect body that is in my head

Offline Duncan

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #353 on: October 11, 2009, 05:48:33 AM »
Granted, you now live forever as the only person on the planet.

I wish for a pet dragon. 

Offline Doomsday

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #354 on: October 11, 2009, 05:50:01 AM »
Granted, he accidentally bites your head off :-) Affectionate little fella

I wish Rush Limbaugh lost his voice.

Offline Raven41174

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #355 on: October 11, 2009, 05:50:46 AM »
Granted, but now you sound and act just like him
I wish for independent wealth

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #356 on: October 11, 2009, 02:30:20 PM »
Granted, but payment occurs in monopoly dollars.

I wish I could tend a garden.

Offline Bloody Paramour

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #357 on: October 11, 2009, 03:07:32 PM »
Granted, But the garden is made up entirely of liquid and makes for a terrible mess.

I wish I didnt hurt all over.

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #358 on: October 11, 2009, 03:14:43 PM »
Granted, but now you have an itch in the middle of your back that you can't reach and it will never go away.

I wish I never had to take the garbage out again.

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« Reply #359 on: October 11, 2009, 03:18:33 PM »
Granted, you don't have to take it out, so the garbage piles up and up an up until it engulfs you, suffocating you to death.

I wish I had the strength to take a shower.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #360 on: October 12, 2009, 01:10:19 AM »
Granted, but your shower water is acid.

I wish I could see my bf...

Offline Doomsday

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #361 on: October 12, 2009, 01:11:31 AM »
Granted, but he can't see you since he's been blinded!

I wish George Martin would finish his damn book already so I can read it.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #362 on: October 12, 2009, 01:13:36 AM »
Granted, but it doesn't have an ending.

I wish I was tired.

Offline Raven41174

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #363 on: October 12, 2009, 10:15:14 AM »
Granted, but you never again feel energized

I wish I was GOD

Offline alxnjsh

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« Reply #364 on: October 12, 2009, 10:54:28 AM »
Granted, but everyone is atheist and you have no followers.

I wish it wouldn't snow in October.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #365 on: October 12, 2009, 12:24:35 PM »
Granted I t never snows again and there is a drought

I wish I knew all the new people since I was on vacation

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #366 on: October 12, 2009, 12:40:16 PM »
Granted, but you don't like them and they don't like you.

I wish I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Offline Raven41174

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #367 on: October 12, 2009, 01:24:48 PM »
Granted, but you get a concussion and forget

I wish I had more time to play here

Offline Ebb

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #368 on: October 13, 2009, 01:20:59 PM »
Granted - you lose your job.

I wish I could speak fluent Greek.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #369 on: October 13, 2009, 01:24:50 PM »
Granted- You can speak fluent Greek, but you no longer have the ability to speak any other language. and translation is an impossibility.

I wish I had the guts to go to the health department and get condoms! *Facepalms*

Offline Scribbles

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #370 on: October 13, 2009, 08:37:52 PM »
Granted, but you're arrested as soon as you enter for carrying around someone's guts.

I wish a pox on the person who posts after me.  ;D

Offline Firefly

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #371 on: October 13, 2009, 09:20:44 PM »
Granted, but its an extremely contagious strain and you catch it as well

I wish me ma hadn't butchered my hair >.<

Offline Misery

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #372 on: October 13, 2009, 09:24:21 PM »
Granted but you are bald.

I wish I could sleep some more.

Offline Firefly

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #373 on: October 13, 2009, 09:26:49 PM »
Granted but you never wake up.

I wish I could jump right into being a nurse and not take 5 more years of school >.<

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #374 on: October 13, 2009, 09:28:22 PM »
Granted, but your caught for practicing without a license and sent to jail.

I wish I could take a 6 month sabbatical.