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Offline alxnjsh

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #450 on: January 02, 2010, 04:18:39 PM »
Granted but your mind explodes from finding out.

I wish french fries had no calories.

Offline Immortal Cherubin

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« Reply #451 on: January 02, 2010, 06:14:00 PM »
Granted but then you became allergic to them.

I wish i knew how to play the drums.

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Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #452 on: January 02, 2010, 06:16:50 PM »
Granted. Unfortunatly you lose an arm.

I wish I could find true happines
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« Reply #453 on: January 02, 2010, 06:38:35 PM »
Granted but with it you find pure evil.

I wish I had my laptop and didn't need to use my Sidekick to get on Elliquiy.

Offline TheMadHatter

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« Reply #454 on: January 02, 2010, 06:45:04 PM »
Granted but your internet is down.

I wish I could fly. (No really, I do!)

Offline BigNRich

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« Reply #455 on: January 02, 2010, 06:50:08 PM »
Granted, but it's unreliable and can "turn off" when you least expect it--including when you're 20,000+ feet above the ground.

I wish I could go on a date with Jennifer Aniston.  ;D

Offline TheMadHatter

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« Reply #456 on: January 02, 2010, 06:55:13 PM »
Granted but you find that she is really boring

I wish my cat wasn't so annoying.

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« Reply #457 on: January 02, 2010, 07:29:32 PM »
Granted, your cat is now dead.

I wish I could go home.

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« Reply #458 on: January 02, 2010, 07:55:15 PM »
Ah... Ok... Home you go, but there's a baby play date going on and they are all cranky.

I wish I could fall asleep when I go to bed.

Offline Kenshin

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« Reply #459 on: January 02, 2010, 09:58:06 PM »
Wish Granted, however you will have nightmares about evil kitties eating your hair!! Mwahaha

I wish I had some booze..

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« Reply #460 on: January 02, 2010, 10:02:19 PM »
You have all the booze you want.

But now you will have nightmares of evil kitties eating your hair.

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« Reply #461 on: January 04, 2010, 02:47:21 PM »
 wish I had Begiles Mistress for one week. ;)

Offline Tachi

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« Reply #462 on: January 04, 2010, 02:55:20 PM »
Granted, but you only get a life-sized cardboard cutout.

I wish I didn't have to be in this philosophy class...

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« Reply #463 on: January 04, 2010, 03:00:19 PM »
Granted, but you only get a life-sized cardboard cutout.

I wish I didn't have to be in this philosophy class...

Granted, but you are placed in remedial Math... Forever.

I wish I had my college degree.

Offline Tachi

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« Reply #464 on: January 04, 2010, 03:03:00 PM »
No! But I'm done with math forever! lol

Granted, but it's worthless and you're unable to get a job.

I wish my fiancee's mom would get that money she's expecting...

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« Reply #465 on: January 04, 2010, 04:35:05 PM »
No! But I'm done with math forever! lol

Granted, but it's worthless and you're unable to get a job.

I wish my fiancee's mom would get that money she's expecting...

Granted but its all in Monopoly Money.

I wish this damn printer would work right.

Offline Immortal Cherubin

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« Reply #466 on: January 04, 2010, 04:45:51 PM »
Granted but your monitor breaks down.

I wish i would find true love.

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« Reply #467 on: January 04, 2010, 04:49:30 PM »
Granted but you find it with a pet.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me and mine again.

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« Reply #468 on: January 05, 2010, 05:02:37 PM »
Granted but in the end something bad always happens.

I wish I didn't have to work to make money.

Offline Immortal Cherubin

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« Reply #469 on: January 05, 2010, 05:05:22 PM »
Granted but you,become a lazy good for nothing person.

I wish that i could buy a puppy.

Offline Kalyx

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« Reply #470 on: January 05, 2010, 05:29:39 PM »
Granted, but your only choices are mutant canines bred by a mad scientist.

I wish that I could get my older car fixed.

Offline Aiden

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« Reply #471 on: January 05, 2010, 08:41:02 PM »
Granted, but you lost the keys and can not install a new ignition system without breaking the car again.

I wish my pool table was still intact.

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« Reply #472 on: January 05, 2010, 10:38:46 PM »
The table is still intact but you've lost your balls but turned upside down and there's no one to help you.

I wish the guys I used to shoot pool with were still around.

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« Reply #473 on: January 06, 2010, 12:07:25 AM »
GRanted... But their all zombies.

I wish I had made it all the way througgh basic training without getting medically discharged.

Offline EpitomyofShyness

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« Reply #474 on: January 13, 2010, 06:12:34 PM »
Granted but right as you finish training a meteorite falls to earth and hits your legs, so you are medically discharged right after finishing training.

I wish I could stop time so that I could have all the time in the world to get whatever I wanted done.