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Offline Mist

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #400 on: October 30, 2009, 05:16:07 PM »
Granted, but you get a second degree sunburn in 90 degree weather year round.

I wish I had a job...

Offline Misery

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #401 on: October 30, 2009, 05:42:56 PM »
Granted!  you never get a day off.

I wish the snow would melt.

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #402 on: October 30, 2009, 08:27:45 PM »
Granted and now it's flooding

I wish he wasn't in DC this weekend!

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #403 on: October 30, 2009, 11:13:24 PM »
Granted.  He's in hong kong.

I wish I had the strength to read the letter (one of those 'write but never intend to send' deals) I wrote to him today.

Offline DigitLninja

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #404 on: October 31, 2009, 08:20:35 AM »
granted but it's in 5 different languages.

I wish I had a job

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #405 on: October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 AM »
Granted but you shove horse doodie all day.

I wish I didn't have a funeral today!

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #406 on: October 31, 2009, 12:39:35 PM »
If that wish were granted to you today the event would then be in the future.
My condolences and sympathies for your bereavement.

I wish there were a way to grant such wishes as his.

Offline Mist

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #407 on: October 31, 2009, 12:49:36 PM »
Granted, but the power consumes you and your head explodes and we must attend your funeral.

I wish I had some yummy food to cure my hunger.

Offline mkkdreams

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #408 on: November 06, 2009, 03:55:28 AM »
Granted, but now you become addicted to food.

I wish it was the weekend.

Offline Shadowstrike2

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #409 on: November 06, 2009, 06:43:40 AM »
Granted but your working double shifts with overtime.

I wish i had some cheese.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #410 on: November 06, 2009, 07:06:59 AM »
granted but it is moldy

I wish I had a fresh cup of hot coffee that there was nothing wrong with and that I could enjoy drinking

Offline Isengrad

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #411 on: November 06, 2009, 08:40:59 AM »
Granted, however after drinking the coffee you get followed by a burro carrying beans for the rest of your life.

I wish I wish i was a fish.

Offline Shadowstrike2

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #412 on: November 07, 2009, 01:18:07 PM »
Granted but your eaten by an even bigger fish.

I wish i wasnt bored.

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #413 on: November 08, 2009, 10:09:19 PM »
Granted, but your lack of boredom is because the police think you are a wanted felon.

I wish I had a dog.

Offline Leala Magnus

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #414 on: November 09, 2009, 04:11:39 PM »
Granted, but it chews up your favorite pair of shoes


Wishes I had my own personal Library like in the movie Beauty and the Beast

Offline luna146

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #415 on: November 09, 2009, 07:12:59 PM »
Granted but it's filled with the same book. Webster's Dictionary


I wish I had money

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #416 on: November 09, 2009, 10:05:25 PM »
granted, but before you can use it a car hits you and kills you

I wish I had a working car

Offline Shadowstrike2

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #417 on: November 10, 2009, 11:18:48 PM »
Granted but its stolen and your arrested shortly thereafter.

I wish i was roleplaying.

Offline Adonis

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #418 on: November 26, 2009, 01:40:07 AM »
Granted, but you roleplay so much that you forget to eat and go into a coma.

I wish that Robert Jordan hadn't died  :-(

Offline Talia

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #419 on: November 26, 2009, 05:17:11 AM »
Poof.....Robert Jordan is a live only instead of receiving money for " The Wheel of Time"...He came back as a hamster, running in a wheel.    :D


I wish they sold different life's on Craig's List.

 

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #420 on: November 28, 2009, 09:21:45 AM »
Shazam! One is posted! The seller mis-lists it and you never see it until there is a news report on it. By then, is has sold.

I wish I had more energy!

Offline Talia

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #421 on: November 28, 2009, 10:12:20 AM »
Laurrel waves her magic feather over Edens tea. Adding a special ingredient to give him all the energy needed. Eden begins bouncing off the walls, trying to use up the wild energy created. He starts many, many tasks..only not able to complete any of them to his satisfaction, burning out and becoming more tired than before.

I wish time would speed forward.

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #422 on: November 28, 2009, 10:37:42 PM »
Winds time forward - now you're 80.

I wish I could transport myself anywhere in the blink of an eye.

Offline Dim Hon

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #423 on: November 29, 2009, 05:03:09 AM »
Done - each time you open your eyes, you turn up somewhere new.

I wish I could control my dreams

Offline MasterMischief

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #424 on: November 29, 2009, 02:15:41 PM »
Granted.  Except now, you never sleep and your dreams are waking hallucinations which quickly land you in a mental facility.

I wish more people played my system of choice.