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Author Topic: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*  (Read 15633 times)

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Offline nyneave

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Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #425 on: November 29, 2009, 02:24:49 PM »
Granted. They won't let you join, though.

I wish I could teleport to wherever I want in an instant.

Offline Nabeshin

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #426 on: November 29, 2009, 09:21:57 PM »
Granted, but nothing you're wearing will follow you there.

I wish to own a bakery.

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #427 on: November 30, 2009, 01:51:09 AM »
Granted, but the day you get it the boiler room explodes destroying the whole building.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Offline Meri

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #428 on: November 30, 2009, 09:02:12 PM »
Granted, but you get a job riding in an elevator as a Musak tester.

I wish my book would become a best seller.

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #429 on: November 30, 2009, 10:37:11 PM »
Granted, only it happens after you've died.

I wish I could change my shape at will.

Offline luna146

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #430 on: December 02, 2009, 02:37:40 PM »
granted unfortunatly you can never change back

I wish to win big at a casino

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #431 on: December 02, 2009, 03:30:07 PM »
Granted, but you do so at poker and infuriate a very powerful mobster in the process.

I wish someone would create thought paper, a type of paper where the drawing or image you want to make just appears instead of actually having to draw it.

Offline Raveled

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #432 on: December 02, 2009, 03:37:57 PM »
Granted, but it only responds to unconscious thought.

I wish I could be the next Peter Molyenux.

Offline luna146

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #433 on: December 02, 2009, 04:23:49 PM »
Granted except that you put all of your companies money into one game and it bombs worse than ET


I wish to be a queen

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #434 on: December 02, 2009, 06:53:09 PM »
Granted, but you become the queen of a Fat Ugly jerk.

I wish I had a computer good enough to play Dragon Age Origins.

Offline luna146

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #435 on: December 02, 2009, 08:15:12 PM »
Granted but the cd gets crushed

I wish to be captured by ninjas

Offline Idej

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #436 on: December 03, 2009, 09:56:13 AM »
Granted, but your capture was only a mere assignment given to them by their insane daimyo who throws in a dungeon with no food or water.  You are never to be seen again.

I wish that I was a ninja.

Offline Talia

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #437 on: December 03, 2009, 10:34:57 AM »
Granted now your a ninja turtle.......
I want a trip.

Offline Idej

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #438 on: December 03, 2009, 11:01:23 AM »
Granted, someone you trips you and you fall down a flight of stair.

I wish I had the avatar above me.

Offline Raveled

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #439 on: December 03, 2009, 11:03:25 AM »
Granted, but she's a militant lesbian.

I wish I was the Highlander...

Offline Idej

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #440 on: December 03, 2009, 11:41:47 AM »
Granted, but you are beheaded by Duncan.

Offline Scribbles

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #441 on: December 04, 2009, 03:20:14 AM »
Umm, granted?

Aww, and this was our second special where we actually grant your wish without corruption! Only happens every ten thousand years too... *Sniffs*

I wish that everyone in the world would die, even me! *Hides book on Reverse Psychology and Fooling Fate* @_@

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Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #442 on: December 31, 2009, 09:27:10 PM »
Granted..but everyone dies in there dreams and wakes in a cold sweat after watching themselves die in a horrible way.

i wish I had the abilities of Ranmaru Shindo, that he had at the end of the anime

Offline alxnjsh

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #443 on: December 31, 2009, 10:58:45 PM »
Granted, but now you're a cartoon.

I wish I could eat pizza for every meal!

Offline Tangi

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #444 on: January 01, 2010, 07:25:18 PM »
Granted, however there is glass in every bite

I wish the person I love would love me back.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #445 on: January 02, 2010, 04:01:01 PM »
Granted, but it is a filial love.

I wish everyone a great 2010.

Offline Paladin

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Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #446 on: January 02, 2010, 04:05:39 PM »
GRanted, but we are all going to die in 2012.

I wish I could have the power of a god.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #447 on: January 02, 2010, 04:09:48 PM »
Granted, but it is the God of powerlessness.

I wish I had junk in my trunk.

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Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #448 on: January 02, 2010, 04:14:42 PM »
Granted, you now have two spare tires and enough parts to build half an engine... in the back of your car.

I wish I was Invincible.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #449 on: January 02, 2010, 04:17:21 PM »
Granted, you are a ghost unable to interact with the physical world in any way.

I wish I knew how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.