You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 11, 2016, 06:08:49 AM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Random T.V. Quotes.  (Read 8387 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Random T.V. Quotes.
« on: October 11, 2008, 10:10:13 PM »
An offshoot of Random Movie Quotes Just the T.V. version.

I thought you said the shoes didn't fit for cancer?
Wrong, I said the shoes didn't fit for testicular cancer. The shoes fit fine for lymphoma, except for Chase's shoes. His are just goofy.

-House.

Offline Pumpkin Seeds

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2008, 06:47:55 AM »
From Big Bang Theory

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and youve never met one of them.
Sheldon: Thats the beauty of it.

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2008, 04:47:30 PM »
Lois a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything... It could even be a boat!
Then why don't we just take the--
We'll take the box!

Family Guy.

Offline Pumpkin Seeds

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2008, 04:53:38 PM »
Roger the Alien: Is that a Chinese baby?
Stanley Smith: Sure is! Japanese, to be specific.

American Dad

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 04:56:47 PM »
If you need me I'll be in mine crapper.
*Floats over a little in the bowl, sighs"
I am always in mine crapper...

American Dad.

Offline theLeslie

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 05:11:31 PM »

  Large Cartoon Pilgrim - Begone foul pests and give me the bird!

  Yako - We'd love to, but the censors won't allow it.





 Oh how I love Animaniacs.

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2008, 05:18:59 PM »
I am Ludwig Von Beethoven, world-class pianist!
A what?
Pianist.
What?
Pianist! Pianist! Pianist!
Yako: Goodnight everybody!

Animaniacs

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 09:01:37 PM »
God doesn't limp. --Gregory House

House.

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 07:47:47 AM »
Ahh, House.  So many good quotes.  Here's another!

"And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows. Maybe Im wrong. Maybe Im too stoned to tell."

Offline Lilias

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2008, 07:50:05 AM »
'Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray..?..make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people - we are disgustoids in human form'

Coupling (BBC)

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2008, 05:35:01 PM »
I've possibly got the greatest House quote ever. :D

House: "John! John we're going to find out what's wrong with you but first... have you ever appeared in any pornos!?"

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2008, 10:55:41 AM »
God House is just so funny!

House: Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out the window.

Offline theLeslie

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 11:41:42 AM »

  You're built to, I say you're built to low, son.  The fast ones go right over your head.  - Foghorn Leghorn

Online InkiduTopic starter

  • E's Resident Girlomancer, Dedicated Philogynist, The Compartive of a Superlative, SLG's Sammich Life-Giver
  • Lord
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In a staring contest with the Void.
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 09:40:00 AM »
Hello Boston. Are you ready to huuuuumble yourself before God.
*Screams*
What have you all taken a vow of silence? Come on!
Give it up for the one, the only, his Holiness the Pope!

Family Guy.

Offline WyldRanger

  • This Is Who We Are / Mulder to her Scully / Random PM's are always welcome
  • Knight
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2008
  • Location: Lost In Paradise
  • Gender: Male
  • Snuggled by a Starfire Goddess <3
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2008, 11:51:08 AM »
Well, just remember, boys, this is America. Just because you get more votes doesn't mean you win.

-Fox Mulder
-The X-Files (season 8-Three Words)

Offline Mordred

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2008, 07:08:27 PM »
No soup for you!.............. Yeah, an obvious one... but one from a show I love. Seinfeld. :) Said by the dude that looks like Omar Sharif, who is commonly referred to as the 'Soup Nazi'.

Offline Mithlomwen

  • ~ E's resident kilt inspector ~ ~ Atropos ~
  • Goddess
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2008
  • Location: Somewhere between the dark and the light...
  • Gender: Female
  • ~ Thunder only happens when it's raining.... ~
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2008, 01:24:25 PM »
"Save the Cheerleader....save the world..."  Heroes.

Offline Mordred

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2008, 05:51:08 PM »
"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?"..... Different Strokes

Offline Silk

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2008, 06:01:27 PM »
"Monster!? tell me what would make you call a pretty young lady like me a mo-mo-monster!?"
"Oh come on you walk through fire, walk through walls, rip holes in the roof and can even fly!"
"Very good reasons but not good enough!"

-Tenchi muyo

Offline Mordred

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2008, 06:03:16 PM »
"Are you having a laugh?"    A show, within a show... "Extras"

Offline Sonia

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2008, 09:15:39 PM »
I love Seinfeld!  "Maybe the dingo ate yor baybee."

Offline Mithlomwen

  • ~ E's resident kilt inspector ~ ~ Atropos ~
  • Goddess
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2008
  • Location: Somewhere between the dark and the light...
  • Gender: Female
  • ~ Thunder only happens when it's raining.... ~
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2008, 11:59:05 AM »
"Welcome to Fantasy Island.....-Fantasy Island...

Offline mannik

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2008, 12:08:31 PM »
Free WaterFall :"...If your hands start to get cold, just stick them between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket."
Leela: "I'm gonna go find Bender."
Free WaterFall :"Be careful he doesn't pick your pocket."

Futurama

Offline jouzinka

  • Elf Guardian of the Blind Unbowed,Unbent,Unbroken. Law, Hr nn, dollen i Rw
  • Lady
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2008
  • Location: Surely wielding my mad makeup skillz somewhere
  • Gender: Female
  • The E mantra: Sip, swallow, scroll, sip, swallow..
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2008, 12:40:51 PM »
"Son of a b****!"
"Careful, it's your mum too."

Dean & Sam Winchester, Supernatural.

Offline Mithlomwen

  • ~ E's resident kilt inspector ~ ~ Atropos ~
  • Goddess
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2008
  • Location: Somewhere between the dark and the light...
  • Gender: Female
  • ~ Thunder only happens when it's raining.... ~
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2008, 08:34:03 PM »
"Make it so number one..."  -  Jean Luc Picard Star Trek the Next Generation