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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #100 on: January 18, 2010, 01:05:52 PM »
Now if you'll excuse me, captain, I have to rip the clothes off this man.-Zoe. Firefly.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #101 on: August 10, 2012, 07:54:34 PM »
"Three men have died already for craving that Stetson of yours, McCloud! The press are dubbing you "the man with the golden hat" "

-from an old episode of '70s cop series McCloud; at this point it was still kept dense just why one smalltime gangster after another had tried to appropriate the proud hat of the "cowboy cop" and then instantly got shot or chased to their death by some other con. Seen in a rerun, it became an instant favourite quote between me and my brother.
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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #102 on: August 11, 2012, 02:48:40 AM »
Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #103 on: August 11, 2012, 10:05:05 PM »
"Take me, sir. Take me hard." --Zoe again. The quintessential deadpan snarker's deadpan snarker.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #104 on: August 12, 2012, 06:59:09 AM »
Kai: I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy. ~ The Lexx

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #105 on: August 19, 2012, 08:22:02 AM »
"Now we're gonna clear up this business of the Devil, once and for all."

-from an old TV interview with Ingmar Bergman

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #106 on: August 19, 2012, 09:11:41 AM »
"So this is what it feels like. The big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny!"

-Spongebob Squarepants

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #107 on: August 24, 2012, 02:50:43 PM »
"And shepherd's we shall be...

for thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti"

-Boondock Saints

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #108 on: September 01, 2012, 12:44:19 PM »
"The universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me."

- Doctor Who

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #109 on: September 02, 2012, 07:50:15 PM »
From Lars von Trier's comedy/horror/drama tv series The Kingdom: Doctor Helmer, a brilliant but irascible surgeon who has had to go abroad to make his career - pretty much no one could stand him at home - and settle in Denmark, which he despises, is standing on the roof of the big Copenhagen hospital looking across the sound towards his country of birth. On the Swedish coast, in the north, he glimpses the two nuclear power plants at Barsebäck, always a point of contention between the two countries because being so close to the capital of Denmark (which has never gone for nuclear power). The doctor launches into his heartfelt, high-style rant:

"Here lies Denmark, ejected out of an a**e in chalk and clay. Over there is Sweden, hewn in granite! With plutonium we shall bring the Dane to his knees. (looking at the nuclear plants) Thank you, oh proud watchtowers! - Danish scum! Danish scum!"


(Sweden and Denmark have not been at war for two hundred years and long since became peaceful and cheeky brother countries - making the line about plutonium even more outrageously funny)

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #110 on: September 03, 2012, 09:27:55 AM »
"Next year in Jerusalem!"

Bender, Futurama.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #111 on: September 07, 2012, 05:42:49 PM »
"What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit. An elf with a hyperactive thyroid."

Star Trek