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Offline LancisTopic starter

Random Movie Quotes
« on: March 22, 2007, 01:50:30 AM »
A place to share your favorite movie quotes!


"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum." Roddy Piper in "They Live."

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2007, 03:27:35 AM »
  "We have bush!" -Revenge of the Nerds.

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2007, 03:29:42 AM »
  "We have bush!" -Revenge of the Nerds.

How very appropriate for you, Rob. :)

"It's a trick, get an axe!" Army of Darkness

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2007, 03:50:09 AM »
  "You found me beatiful Once."
 
    "Honey you got ugly real fast." 

Army of Darkenss

 Love that movie Swede.

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2007, 03:55:41 AM »
  "You found me beatiful Once."
 
    "Honey you got ugly real fast." 

Army of Darkenss

 Love that movie Swede.

I'm assuming you're still talking about Revenge of the Nerds. :)

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2007, 04:00:06 AM »
LoL...both.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2007, 05:14:13 AM »
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?

Love that one :)

Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

QT pulls this off well :)

Offline RogueJedi

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 09:57:49 AM »
"Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship."

"Another happy landing."

Ewan McGregor's charm and good looks certainly helped me like the prequels a bit.  *grin*

Offline TonyWoods

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2007, 10:06:30 AM »
'If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!'

Ace Ventura:Pet Detective  ;D

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2007, 11:14:38 AM »
     hand me my wallet. Its the one that says bad motherfucker on it. - Samual L. Jackson

Online Max

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2007, 11:27:02 AM »
"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun."  Ash, Army of Darkness.

"Klaatu, berata, necktie, nectar.  Definately an n-word."  Ash, Army of Darkness.

"Waspinator have good day.  Not get shot once."  Waspinator, just before getting shot.   Transformer: Beast Wars.

"What is it with guys and high explosives?"  Black Arachnia, Transformers:  Beast Wars.

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the lips."  Jayne, Firefly.

"I'll be in my bunk." Jayne, Firefly.

Oh, sorry, used some from TV.  Hope that is okay.

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2007, 11:30:55 AM »
That's ok. :)

"Klatuu barada nicto", The day the world stopped. I think, can't really remember. :)

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 12:48:16 PM »
"Hand me my lightsaber.  It's the one that says bad motherfucker on it."
- Samual L. Jackson (line deleted from Star Wars prequels)

And in that vein . . .

"I've got a bad feeling about this."
- <insert favorite Star Wars character>  :D

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2007, 04:21:56 PM »
That's ok. :)

"Klatuu barada nicto", The day the world stopped. I think, can't really remember. :)

The Day the Earth Stood Still...a classic. :)

Offline Hunter

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2007, 04:23:43 PM »
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
- <insert favorite Star Wars character>  :D

"Your bad feeling is going to be replaced by a blinding pain if you don't stop saying that."
- KOTOR 2, The Exile.   ;D

Offline Lirliel

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2007, 11:23:02 PM »
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[They fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[They fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[Kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[Cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
[solo]
Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.

Some of the funny quotes from MP:QFTG

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2007, 03:41:37 AM »
  Nothing I got absolutely nothing for sale here. -Mel Brooks History of the World

  We are armed with Mighty Joint -Jesephus  -History of the World.

  I see your swartz is as big as mine -Darth Helmet Space balls.

  It's Mega Maid Sir! she's gone from suck to blow - Space Balls.

  What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken? -Spaceballs

  He look better in Red -River after slicing up Jayne -Firefly
 
  I swear anybody moves-*Mal walking onto the ship shoots the Alliance Operative -Firefly

  What is his job anyway - Simon referring to Jayne
   Public relations -Mal's answer

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2007, 08:09:52 AM »
"You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means."
- Inigo Montoya

"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."
- Inigo Montoya (duh! ;) )

"I'm on the Brute Squad."
- Fezzik
"You are the Brute Squad."
-Miracle Max
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 08:11:16 AM by Vandren »

Offline LancisTopic starter

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2007, 01:48:37 AM »
"Mawwage, is that bwessed event, that dweam within a dweam." The Priest in the Princess Bride

"Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart!" Bruce Campbell

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world it'd be a pity if you were to damage yours." Westley

"Life is pain Highness anyone telling you otherwise is selling something." Westley as the Dread Pirate Roberts

and of course the "Poetry scene"

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH

:) Princess Bride is such  fun movie  :)

"And now for something completely different!" Monty Python


Aladdin :)

Aladdin: You mean, you're a slave?
Genie: Hey, it's all part n' parcel to this whole "genie thing":
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie: Ittybittylivingspace!


Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Offline Lirliel

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2007, 03:09:47 AM »
Hail to the king, baby.  - Army of Darkness (Just had to include that one! :P)

David, kill the Queen! - Shaun of the Dead

My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. - Fight Club

Offline LancisTopic starter

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2007, 10:11:05 PM »
"If I were human, I believe my reponse would be 'Go to hell.' If I were Human that is." Spock in Star Trek Movie # (I forget) lol

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2007, 10:23:21 PM »
"I'll swallow your soul!"
- Ghost-demon thingie, Evil Dead (could be "suck" I haven't seen it in years)

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi (being hypocritical, since the statement's an absolute), Star Wars ep 3

"It's 300 miles to Chicago.  We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.  It's dark.  And we're wearing sunglasses."
- Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers
"Hit it."
- Jake Blues

"Hi, this is car five-four . . . we're in a truck!"
- John Candy's character, Blues Brothers (car # could be off, it's been too many months)

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
- French Ka-nig-it, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Offline Lirliel

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2007, 10:38:49 PM »
Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?
Kat Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

Patrick: What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples? 

Kat Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Kat Stratford: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Patrick: Yeah I know. But then you know there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.

Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked.
Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I *want* you, I *need* you, oh baby, oh baby

All from 10 Things I hate about you.

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2007, 03:00:56 PM »
"You cheated!"
- Will Turner
"Pirate!"
- Jack Sparrow, Capt.

"In a fair fight, I'd kill you."
- Will Turner, again
"That's not much incentive for me to fight fair now, is it?"
- Jack Sparrow, Capt.

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2007, 08:21:13 AM »
"Mr. Tuttle, your hair!"