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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2009, 08:41:46 PM »

"Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."


Dead Parrot Sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2009, 08:51:23 PM »
Booth: He looks a little fussy there why don't you pick him up and give him a cuddle.
Brennan: Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants!

Sam: She must be really good in bed, otherwise I don't see why you'd keep her around.
Brennan: Yes, I am. But Booth would have no direct knowledge of that fact.

A couple more Bones quotes that I think are funny.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2009, 08:55:10 PM »
"Well, guns are useless, so are knives. Basically... we gotta torch the sucker."

Dean Winchester
Supernatural 1x02 Wendigo

Offline Valiant Knight

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2009, 09:10:20 PM »
From Sanford and Son:

FRED: I still want to sow some wild oats!
LAMONT: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat!


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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2009, 03:40:58 PM »
From Sanford and Son:

FRED: I still want to sow some wild oats!
LAMONT: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat!


Oh, my God, that was priceless.

Offline Ariabella

Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2009, 02:50:42 PM »
From Knight Rider 08

KITT: Landing gear, non-operational.

Sarah: What do mean, non-operational?

KITT: In technical terms, it's gone.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #56 on: February 03, 2009, 08:32:14 AM »
Foreman's Dad: He says your a manipulative bastard.
House: It's a pet name.
____________________

Foreman: Chase, Cameron, and... the manipulative bastard...
House: You remembered.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2009, 10:46:03 AM »
Thirteen: Why can't you just judge our ideas on their own merit?
House: Oh, you don't want me to do that.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #58 on: February 08, 2009, 03:28:24 PM »
Elim Garak: Easy, Doctor (Bashir), it would appears, that the computer is only targeting non-Cardassians.
Gul Dukat (laughs): If you had been on the Station when I designed this program, I would have made an exception in your case.

Star Trek DS9, Civil Defense

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #59 on: February 16, 2009, 05:32:22 PM »
B'lanna Torres: Get the cheese to sickbay!

Star Trek: Voyager "Learning Curve"

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #60 on: February 17, 2009, 09:34:31 AM »
A few of my fave Gavin and Stacey quotes. :).

"It's got sepia, although I think it's faulty because it just makes everything look brown."- Uncle Bryn.

"Listen Gav, no-one wants the marriage to fail more than I do!"- Smithy.

"GAVLAR!"- Smithy.

"Be careful he might be grooming you...He might be a peadophile"- Gwen.
"Well he wouldn't be interested In me then would he."- Stacey.

((Stacey trying on a wedding dress.))
"I know its white right, but who can honsetly say hand on heart that they are a Virgin these days?"- Stacey.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2009, 01:06:33 PM »
Tritter: "Merry Christmas."
House: "Happy go to hell."
-House

Mr. Eko: Climb that tree.
Charlie: What?
Mr. Eko: Climb that tree and perhaps we'll be able to get your bearings or see the plane.
Charlie: You climb it! What if I don't? You gonna beat me with your Jesus-stick?!
-Lost

Dr. Walter Bishop: I just pissed myself.
Peter Bishop: Excellent.
Dr. Walter Bishop: Just a squirt.
-Fringe

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2009, 04:43:42 PM »
The Doctor: I don't have a life. I have a program.

-Star Trek: Voyager - Tattoo

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2009, 06:49:31 PM »
Lois to Peter: The safe word is banana.

(Family Guy)

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #64 on: February 26, 2009, 09:02:41 PM »
Don't worry it's loaded with beanbag round it won't do any permanent damage.
-Shoots the shotgun-
But the temporary damage, that hurts like hell... did I forget to mention that?

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #65 on: March 14, 2009, 10:28:40 PM »
Resurrection attempt.

Horse: Pees on the living room floor.
Peter: You know I don't want him to feel self-conscious everybody pee.
Lois: What?
Peter: Everybody pee... now.
Stewie: We have an unusual family.   

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2009, 10:33:09 PM »
"Counting the stars in Orin's penis" -Stewy Griffin
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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2009, 04:37:40 PM »
Frak it! *blows head off*

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2009, 11:29:11 PM »
Dean: "There's Sam girls and Dean girls. And what's a slash fan?"
Sam: "As in... Sam slash Dean. Together."
Dean: "Like... together together?"
Sam: "Yeah."
Dean: "They do know we're brothers, right?"
Sam: "It doesn't seem to matter."
Dean: "Ah, come on. That's... that's just sick."

Dean: "I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts."
Dean: (reading) "Sam turned his back on Dean. His face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how this guy is doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your pensive and brooding shoulders. (Sam pauses) You just thought I was a dick."
Sam: "This guy's good."

Dean Winchester x Sam Winchester
Supernatural 4x18 The Monster at the End of This Book

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2009, 12:37:04 PM »
Chris: Dad this man says I can't go to school.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army?
Chris: The U.S. Army.
Peter: Oh, that's a good army...

Family Guy, Petoria.

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2009, 11:11:17 PM »
from code geass series 1 season 1 episode 10  jeremiah gottwold  is zero here? if you're around FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!!  Zero oh it's been a while? but i ain't got time to play with you orange boy. Jeremiah O-O-ORANGE?! Please i beg of you DIE!!  (and aftter a few minutes) jeremiah ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!!

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #71 on: May 02, 2009, 11:44:28 PM »
And isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, ooh ooh ooh, the sky is the limit!

The Tick

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #72 on: May 02, 2009, 11:53:03 PM »
Chuck: "I'm in the bathroom! Is there nothing sacred to you people?"
Casey: *beat* "Just the right to bear arms."

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #73 on: May 03, 2009, 12:21:15 AM »
GENERAL: *hesistant* Well, uh, we could call the Xtacles.
PRESIDENT STAN: *incredulous* Are you joking?! It's 11AM! They're drunk already!

ALEX: Jack, I've got no record of a villain named 'Rape Ape.'
JACK: Of course there's a Rape Ape! He's that guy who's going around raping these statues! Just put that in the file, access it, and read it back to me.
ALEX: *sigh* Okay, uh, here it is.
JACK: Well, what does it say?
ALEX: Rape Ape: He is that guy who is going around raping these statues.
JACK: Case closed!
CHASE: Boosh!
XTACLES: Good job! That was easy!
ALEX: No Jack, case not closed.
JACK: What?
ALEX: If Rape Ape existed, which to reiterate, he doesn't, you'd still have to catch him.
JACK: Fine. Then about this guy below Rape Ape.
ALEX: Rapier Ape?
XTACLES: *gasps of shock*
JACK: Yeah, and look at his name: Rapier Ape. He's obviously taken raping to a whole new level.
ALEX: Rapier Ape is retired, he's lived-
JOSEPH: Oh my God, tell me there isn't a Rapiest Ape.
CHASE: Oh my God!
XTACLES: *gasps of horror*
ALEX: Rapier Ape is retired, and he's called that because he wields a rapier.
JOSEPH: He . . . wields another rapist?
ALEX: No, a rapier! It's a sword used in fencing!
CHASE: That is just sick! He rapes people with a sword?!
XTACLE: Oh man that's gross.
XTACLE: That is sick.
JOSEPH: I'd rather be raped with a penis.
JACK: And you just may get your wish.
JOSEPH: Wait-
JACK: Where is he now?
JOSEPH: No, it's not a wish!
ALEX: *sigh* God. Rapier Ape retired from his life of crime, is currently employed at the theme resturant Funbeard's-
XTACLE: Oooo! Funbeard's!
ALEX: Makes use of his swashbuckling skills as one of their dinner theater actors.
JACK: Alright people, this is serious. We got hostages!
ALEX: Those are tourists.
JACK: A heavily fortified pirate ship!
ALEX: That's actually a retrofitted Sizzler.
JACK: And an ape that's even rapier than Rape Ape.
ALEX: Is my volume even on?
JACK: [Joseph] Bigsby! You're on recon squad.
JOSEPH: Boosh!
JACK: I want to know every move this sick bastard makes.

The Xtacles

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Re: Random T.V. Quotes.
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2009, 05:36:57 PM »
"This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth."

-Turk from Scrubs