Tony: "Who would send me a letter with anthrax?"
Kate: "Pick a girl, Tony. Any girl."
Tony: "That's not funny, Kate."
Kate: "Yeah, I know."
Tony: "This is serious."
Kate: "I know, Tony! I'm sorry."
Tony: "At this very instant, someone is incinerating my Ermenegildo Zegna suit, my Armani tie, my Dolce Gabbana shirt and my Gucci shoes!"
McGee: "You know, it might not be anthrax."
Tony: "I like the sound of that, Probie!"
McGee: "It could be smallpox, bubonic plague, cholera..."
McGee: "...foot powder, face powder, talcum powder..."
Tony: "Honeydust. I give it to girls."
(Kate glares at him but she knows Tony can't see it. He knows it.)
Tony: "Women! Sorry, Kate. I give it to "women" at Christmastime. Very sensuous. You apply it with a feather."
Kate: (Chuckles) "You don't use the whole chicken?"
McGee: "I never heard of honeydust."
Kate: "Yeah, that's because your mother raised you to respect women, McGee."
Gibbs: "It makes a woman's skin feel silky smooth. When kissed, it tastes like honey."
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Gibbs: "Got a box of honeydust last Christmas. No card."
Tony: "Ah...I think the post office screwed up, boss. Somebody else got your bottle of Jack and you got their..."
(Tony is cut off by Kate)
Kate: "Hey! Doesn't the post office irradiate our mail?"
McGee: "Yeah, that's right! All federal mail is funneled through the Ion Beam facility at Bridgeport, New Jersey. If it has DNA, it dies."
Tony: "The diseases that you named, they-they have DNA?"
McGee: "They do."
Kate: "Oh, you should have let him squirm."
Tony: "Haha! Then, it's no worries!"
Gibbs: "Unless the post office screwed up again."