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Offline jt1

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3775 on: September 23, 2014, 01:43:10 AM »
Kind sir, yes you had it.  But I'm afraid it has transferred to new ownership. 

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3776 on: September 23, 2014, 03:58:34 PM »
Nicely put, jt1.
And just as you said, the win does have new ownership, with me.  ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3777 on: September 23, 2014, 04:11:44 PM »
"Nice of you to keep it warm for me Sai.  I'll take the Win now... What do you mean you want to keep it?
How selfish!"
Boat runs after Sai and Rugby (like US Football but more brutal) tackles her (gently) for the Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3778 on: September 23, 2014, 04:36:38 PM »
"No Boat, I took it fair and square!"
Squealing as she is tackled gently to the ground she uses her womanly figure to distract Boat long enough to steal both a kiss and the win.
Hopping up to her feet she runs off through the flower filled field with the Win in her arms.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3779 on: September 23, 2014, 04:48:43 PM »
Boat is grumpy having lost both his kiss and the Win.
He checked the rest of his body, but luckily nothing else was missing.
Enough time wasted.
Boat spots a discarded pogo stick and boings after Sai, finally leaping over her and reaching down to clutch the Win which has tangled in something elastic. He spins out of control landing in a bush with the elasticated garment wrapped around his face.
But at least he has the Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3780 on: September 23, 2014, 05:26:39 PM »
Gasping as Boat steals not only her Win but her Bra, Saiyuri quickly comes upon him lying in the bush.

Taking the Win she allows him to keep her bra as a prize as she bouncily runs off in her white t-shirt, Win clasped tightly against her bosom.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3781 on: September 23, 2014, 05:41:40 PM »
Boat struggles to free himself from the large warm garment and resists the sudden urge to fondle it.
He follows the footprints in the sand to the naturist centre.
'Now I've got her. There won't be any place to hide the Win in there.'
Boat strips off and enters, eventually finding the Win disguised as a water bucket in the sauna.
He clutches it and sneaks out to the pool.

« Last Edit: September 24, 2014, 01:25:27 AM by Boatman »

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3782 on: September 23, 2014, 11:01:04 PM »
Boat strips off and enters, eventually finding the Win disguised as a water bucked in the sauna.
He clutches it sneaks out to the pool.

Wow, that was quite an exciting sequence of unfortunate events.  However Mr. Boatman, you failed to proofread your post and therefore you now lose.   ;)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3783 on: September 24, 2014, 01:09:26 AM »
Wo! Wo! Wo!... I think everybody should just CALM DOWN. Because I have the Win.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2014, 01:11:20 AM by CouldveBeenKing »

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3784 on: September 24, 2014, 01:26:57 AM »
Damn, pressed the exterminate button by mistake.

Never mind, the Win is still intact... and mine.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3785 on: September 24, 2014, 08:25:32 PM »
By extrapolation, the conclusion must be that I am now the winner.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3786 on: September 25, 2014, 04:41:29 AM »
Extrapolation is unfortunately just an estimate.
In this case wrong.
Must go now, got to show the Win the world.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3787 on: September 25, 2014, 12:04:22 PM »
*tap tap taps on Boatman's shoulder*

*steals the Win while he looks the other way*

*flits away quickly laughing*

You will never catch me or the Win!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3788 on: September 25, 2014, 12:30:30 PM »
"Hmm, sneaky trick."
Boat throws a six, takes a short cut and disguises himself as a scarecrow.
He lifts the Win as Bunny dances past along the path.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3789 on: September 25, 2014, 12:33:13 PM »
Comes back down the road the other way... singing, "Follow the yellow brick road" and steals the Win, because the scarecrow doesn't have a brain...

*dances away with toto and the WIN*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3790 on: September 25, 2014, 04:14:28 PM »
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.

Oh, and I have the Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3791 on: September 25, 2014, 05:52:36 PM »
As Boat travels down the yellow brick road Saiyuri stealthily steals the Win from his pocket and runs off in the opposite direction.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3792 on: September 26, 2014, 01:24:37 AM »
Boat notices he is no longer weighed down on one side, checks his pocket and finds the Win missing.
"Drat, and double drat."
He flicks on his Win detector watch and sets off in pursuit.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3793 on: September 26, 2014, 07:42:31 PM »
Cleverly laid a false win out for shoddy win detectors, and made off with the real one.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3794 on: September 27, 2014, 01:30:16 AM »
Ok, you can have the the real win detector (now disabled).

For I have real Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3795 on: September 27, 2014, 09:18:30 AM »
Win? What win? Oh you mean this one?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3796 on: September 27, 2014, 10:04:23 AM »
Winning, y'know... it's what I do. Kind of a hobby of mine.  ::)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3797 on: September 27, 2014, 01:34:51 PM »
I think I've adopted that hobby as well Teacup, seeing as how now I have the Win.  ;)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3798 on: September 27, 2014, 01:55:11 PM »
Isn't it cute how us friend's share?  ::) Thanks for holding my win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3799 on: September 27, 2014, 01:58:27 PM »
It is! Thanks for keeping it warm for me, buddy!
But I'll be taking that win back now.  ;D


(BTW, love the Ultra Satan you have in your signature!  :P )