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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3675 on: August 24, 2014, 03:34:27 AM »
my win! *scoops it up and disappears with it*

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3676 on: August 24, 2014, 03:58:51 AM »
~disappears with Kitsune and the win~

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3677 on: August 24, 2014, 04:02:41 AM »
Goes to look for them and disappears.
Although strangely finding the win, wherever he is.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3678 on: August 24, 2014, 05:19:44 PM »
Surely I have won??

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3679 on: August 24, 2014, 06:14:04 PM »
Well no, this is the win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3680 on: August 24, 2014, 07:04:24 PM »
Actually..I think I might win

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3681 on: August 24, 2014, 07:18:02 PM »
Wow!  The first time I post on here and I WIN!!  How great is that?

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3682 on: August 24, 2014, 08:36:43 PM »
I shall steal the win out of the blue!

Offline Belle33

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3683 on: August 24, 2014, 10:22:06 PM »
*wins over and over again!*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3684 on: August 24, 2014, 10:57:27 PM »
Reconstructs the Win form the quantum foam, then locks it in Schroedinger's box. (WARNING:  WHETHER ALIVE OR DEAD, THIS KITTY HAS CLAWS!  DO NOT OPEN!)!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3685 on: August 25, 2014, 02:02:04 AM »
"Stop, stop!...But the cat's DNA was altered in the airless environment, turning it into Supercat, long awaited saviour of the feline world.
You must rescue her! Open the box immediately!"

Meanwhile, Boat sneaks away with the real Win, sniggering, 'Some people are gullible.'

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3686 on: September 02, 2014, 06:13:35 PM »
After a long reprieve, Saiyuri returns and steals the win from the Boatman.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2014, 06:15:14 PM by Saiyuri »

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3687 on: September 03, 2014, 01:44:09 AM »
The self-destruct sequence starts on the fake win.
She notices it flashing... but too late.

Hearing the bang, Boat smiles to himself as he pedals away on his inflatable bicycle.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3688 on: September 03, 2014, 07:09:08 AM »
I'm sorry, due to the request of me, this thread is shut down and I hereby declare myself;

Winnah Winnah, Chicken Dinnah.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3689 on: September 03, 2014, 10:46:33 AM »
Having evaded the deadly blast Saiyuri steals the win from River during her celebration and escapes on a motorcycle.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3690 on: September 03, 2014, 11:08:29 AM »
I guess I'm losing...

Wait a minute...

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3691 on: September 03, 2014, 12:02:09 PM »
Yarr, me maties, I'll steal the Win and sail upon the seas. Har har har.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3692 on: September 03, 2014, 03:50:38 PM »
Wait a moment young pirate me lad. "I'll steal the win". Yes, I am sure will work well in some future existence.

However, for now, the foresight of adding saline to Sai's fuel tank has brought her machine to a spluttering stop at the lights. Boat retrieves the win from where it was stuffed down her leathers and makes off on a jet pogo stick.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3693 on: September 03, 2014, 06:45:42 PM »
Kicking her broken cycle she sees Boat soaring off on his jet pogo stick. Tapping her chin she pulls out a jet pack and goes after him. Stealing the win she blows him a kiss as she soars back towards the safety of the ground.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3694 on: September 04, 2014, 01:40:33 AM »
Boat flicks the pogo stick into the untested turbo mode and it roars off like a demented guided missile, except without the guidance.
As he passes over Sai, he drops a net bomb which pins her to the ground.

But then the motor cuts and Boat would have spun to almost certain destruction had it not been for the convenient lake.
A little while later, a soaking Boat prises the win from the reinforced net.
He returns Sai's slightly used kiss and hands her a pair of wire cutters.
Sauntering off into the sunset he calls back, "Those should have you out by midnight, if the termites don't get you first. Been nice knowing you."


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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3695 on: September 04, 2014, 06:34:44 AM »
A shadow on the boat grows larger as Warlock flies down with a Mary Poppin-esque umbrella, stealing the win from the boatman's graps before he flies towards the mainland.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3696 on: September 04, 2014, 11:03:17 AM »
Boat mutters, "Hmm... you dropped your bow, Warlock. I wonder if I attach a string to the arrow just here then.."
Twang... ziiiiiipppppppp...
"Bullseye. I seem to have the win back."
Shouts, "SORRY FOR RUINING YOUR UMBRELLA."
A distant splash.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3697 on: September 04, 2014, 05:11:12 PM »
Having escaped the confines of the net unscathed she crawls up onto the boat, soaking wet. Coming up behind Boatman she steals the win and pushes him over the side and into the water. "Thanks for keeping this dry for me!". Putting the boat into high gear she sails off with the win happily.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3698 on: September 04, 2014, 05:30:04 PM »
Having not read the manual, Sai didn't discover the sailing boat's lack of gears.
She has, however, released the anchor.
Boat swims over, borrows the win, and cuts the anchor rope.
After performing a double somersault (for his own  interest) over the side,  boat swims away leaving Sai to her own adventures.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3699 on: September 04, 2014, 06:36:21 PM »
Taking off all the clothing she possess she creates a makeshift sail for the boat. Catching a favorable wind she sails towards Boatman and sweeps up the win as she whizzes by on the coattails of the strong gust. She was impressed with his double somersault but desired the win more than anything.