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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3650 on: August 22, 2014, 01:57:16 PM »
*dips her front wheel in the Kitsune hole, sending her knickers over knockers. Snags win on her ballistic flight by.*  Suckerrr...uhoh...*WHAM* win...?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3651 on: August 22, 2014, 02:13:29 PM »
Applies pressure in right places and bandages in others.
Steps through gap in the space time continuum with the Win.
"Damn.. gone back 10 minutes."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3652 on: August 22, 2014, 02:43:13 PM »
*easily follows through space and time & snatches the win* sorry, darling...it's mine ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3653 on: August 22, 2014, 03:00:45 PM »
-yoink- Not any more!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3654 on: August 22, 2014, 03:06:16 PM »
But...but... :'(

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3655 on: August 22, 2014, 03:35:27 PM »
Too much but...

Hand appears through time portal and takes Win.
"Hold on that's my hand. When did I do that?"

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3656 on: August 22, 2014, 03:37:47 PM »
:'( *sobs into her hands* my win!

*peeks between fingers to see if anyone's looking*

*sobs louder*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3657 on: August 22, 2014, 04:02:54 PM »
Passes Kit a hanky. "I hate to see you cry (even falsely). Keep it, please... I'll just take the Win."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3658 on: August 22, 2014, 04:04:44 PM »
*finally gets untangled from the bandages- pretty good knots, Boat!*

*Uses them to lasso the win*

WHOSE win, pet?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3659 on: August 22, 2014, 04:08:31 PM »
"Clove hitches. Useful for securing things like horses and boats... And easy to release."  ;D
The lasso comes undone.
"Oh dear! Never mind. Still my Win."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3660 on: August 23, 2014, 11:51:14 AM »
Oh Mr. Boat when will you learn. presses a button that transports Boat and the Win back to her secret secret lair

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3661 on: August 23, 2014, 12:28:16 PM »
"Ah, excellent timing. Just in time for dinner. What's on the menu?"

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3662 on: August 23, 2014, 12:48:37 PM »
Win sammiches. ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3663 on: August 23, 2014, 02:14:35 PM »
*Crashes through the window on the bike*   Did someone say sammich!\?  I'm in the middle!  WIN!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3664 on: August 23, 2014, 03:10:18 PM »
After bandaging the bike lady up again, setting a few joints and restitching her leathers, avoids Dr G's truth serum sandwiches, abseils down side of building and escapes on sleigh pulled by pet llamas (with the Win).

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3665 on: August 23, 2014, 03:35:36 PM »
Now now Mr. Boat... Bad form. I made you sammiches and you just don't even give them the time of day... and this is why I'm a villain.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3666 on: August 23, 2014, 04:07:50 PM »
*Crosses feet shyly (stopping sleigh).
"You didn't tell me what was in them...
I naturally thought they would be drugged.
But... But, if not... An evil villain doing something thoughtful, what is the world coming to?
That is devilish indeed!"

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3667 on: August 23, 2014, 04:18:00 PM »
So you think all there is to me is dastardly deeds and evil schemes eh?

I thought we were closer than that Boat, after all the shenanigans and captures and escapes...

I guess in the end its just me and the Win against the world.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3668 on: August 23, 2014, 04:19:24 PM »
An evil villain doing something thoughtful is the evilest thing indeed...

...Makes you question if evil is truly evil, doesn't it? Makes you lower your guard, question your judgement....

A slow smirk curls her lips as she plucks the win from syk. clasping it between manicured fingertips, lifting her opposite hand and snapping once. Disappearing from view.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3669 on: August 23, 2014, 04:31:12 PM »
Hauls the dazed Peccavi out from Dr G's finger click operated secret dungeon for unwanted visitors, dusts her off, and hands her over to the evil henchmen, who laugh evilly.

Pops Win in haversack.
Turns to the sniggering Dr G.
"Now about these sandwiches, did you cut the crusts off?"

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3670 on: August 23, 2014, 04:34:48 PM »
Well I didn't, but you do have a knife and I can show you how to use it.  ;)

We can split the Win.
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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3671 on: August 23, 2014, 04:43:54 PM »
Yes, if we split the Win vertically and hold it like this, people will think it is the whole Win. Smart move.
Now we can relax.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3672 on: August 23, 2014, 04:51:50 PM »
You plan like a villain yourself. ;D Whatever will we do with all this free time?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3673 on: August 23, 2014, 05:14:59 PM »
*struggles free form the bandages again* You know, Boat, I love you for tying me up, but I DO have a job to do.

*wraps the pieces of the split Win in bandages, and floats away with it like a gauze spider egg sack*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3674 on: August 24, 2014, 02:28:10 AM »
"Hmm... Should just about be in range."
Casts fishing line. Hooks win.
It comes free with a few tugs, unfortunately ruining the aerodynamics.
Boat covers his eyes.
Girl falls in thorn bush.
"Oops"
Boat leaves plasters, bandages and a pair of tweezers before heading off whistling, with the mummified Win.