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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3700 on: September 05, 2014, 01:47:47 AM »
Impressed and somewhat mesmerised by his boat's curvy new sails, Boat only just manages to cling on to the cut anchor cable as the vessel skims past.  The hand over hand crawl back up to the deck is quite tiring, so he takes a nap in the rowing boat whilst waiting for dark to recover the win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3701 on: September 05, 2014, 04:21:45 AM »
Wins!?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3702 on: September 05, 2014, 04:46:20 AM »
Yes, but noughts and crosses doesn't count.
By the way, I won that too.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3703 on: September 05, 2014, 10:18:27 AM »
Finding Boatman sleeping peacefully in the life raft she careful pries the win from his fingers so not to wake him. Using her shirt as a blanket she covers him up and then cuts the raft free from the vessel. It floats calmly over the quiet waters as Saiyuri sails away with the win clutched to her bare chest.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3704 on: September 05, 2014, 11:06:17 AM »
Boat wakes after dreaming he is sleeping with an invisible woman. The blouse seems to prove the point, but he certainly cannot remember what transpired. He tries to go back to sleep to finish the dream but cannot. Frustrated he looks around for the Win. It's gone!

However, he spies his boat nearby trying to make way under sail in calm conditions. He rubs his chin thoughtfully and paddles over. As he gets closer, he spies the exceptionally beauteous heaving bare chest of a woman trying to blow air into the unusual sails. At first he thinks he must have been beguiled by a mermaid, but then he sees it is Sai, presumably sunbathing. He hops aboard and advises, "I think you might go faster without this."
And with a final cheeky grin, he rows away with the Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3705 on: September 05, 2014, 11:12:09 AM »
Gasping when he steals the win back again she scoured through the boat for something usable. With a few spare parts, a wish, and some luck she constructs a meager motor. Attaching it to the last life raft she pulls down her sail made of clothing and throws it in the bottom of the small boat. Attaching the motor she rips the cord and launches herself and the boat forward in hot pursuit of the Boatman.

The buzzing of the motor rings loudly in the otherwise silent scenery as she quickly swipes the Win from his arms as she whizzes by. "Thank you! But I'll be keeping this!" The small raft makes it to land in one piece and after getting redressed she runs off along the beach with her victory held tightly to her chest once again.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3706 on: September 05, 2014, 11:18:18 AM »
'My this woman is strong,' boat thought. 'Perhaps I am still dreaming?'
There I was rowing along one handed clutching the Win in the other and she rips the Win and me out of the rowing boat.
Now I am being dragged along the beach with my hand stuffed down her blouse.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3707 on: September 05, 2014, 11:20:36 AM »
Pulling Boat along as best as she can she eventually falls into the sand with him. "Let it go, this win shall be mine to claim!" She objects as she wiggles his hand around in her blouse as an effort to let loose the win from his grasp. Her breasts get the better of his attention as she rolls away with the win happily.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3708 on: September 05, 2014, 11:36:01 AM »
Boat muses on the sensations generated whilst rummaging around in Sai's top. He briefly wonders whether he is missing out on something in his single minded determination to get the Win at all costs.

Nevertheless he rolls over after the fleeing girl only just managing to stop himself falling into the rock pool. He peers in to see Sai's clothing being nipped and ripped by claws of a giant lobster. "Cor, what a beauty, "He remarks.
"That would boil up nicely. Anyway, can't hang around."
He plucks out the Win and heads off into a dark cave.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3709 on: September 05, 2014, 11:39:42 AM »
Kicking the lobster in the face she nearly escapes it's giant claws as she flees after Boat. Snatching the Win in passing she hurries into the darkness of the cave, hoping he won't find her or the win amongst the shadows.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3710 on: September 05, 2014, 11:47:36 AM »
There is dripping and odd clicking sounds.
Water cascading though underground passageways.
The occasional low growl.
Boat bumps into Sai unexpectedly.
Scrabbling around he retrieves the Win, before finding himself teetering on the edge and falling, falling, then sliding,"wheeee," down a long slippery tunnel into the very bowels of the earth (with the Win).

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3711 on: September 05, 2014, 12:02:51 PM »
Not wanting to relinquish the win so easily she dives after him into the unknown.

After falling for what seems like an eternity she is met by only by the hard ground, darkness, and the sound of Boat breathing.

Crawling over she procures the win and starts the perilous climb back towards the top.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3712 on: September 05, 2014, 04:05:37 PM »
Yet, the sides of the tunnel are covered in the slime built up through generations of spent algae. Her feet slither and slip unable to gain traction and she tumbles back down landing on Boat's tummy.

"Ouchhhhh, blinking heck woman can you mind where you are doing your trampolining?"

Boat gets his breath back.
"How about we join forces? You stay here to recover, and I'll look for an exit."
Boat picks up the Win and sneaks away into a mysterious steamy cavern.




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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3713 on: September 05, 2014, 04:11:20 PM »
Apologizing when she lands on Boat her sorrow soon turns to rage as he steals the win. "Hey!" she calls after him before running off. Plucking the win from his hands she heads down the steamy cavern quickly, evading any loose stones or holes.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3714 on: September 05, 2014, 04:24:31 PM »
Boat slips and lands on his bum just in time to see Sai run into the fire dragon's cave.
There is a flash of fire illuminating the entrance followed by a belch of smoke and the aroma of burning panties.
The Win comes spinning out and Boat dives to catch it.
"Howzat!"

Faced by three entrances, he tries eeny, meeny, miny, moe to select a path.
He takes the trail which turns out to be lined by mangled skeletons.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3715 on: September 05, 2014, 04:27:16 PM »
Nearly evading death from the dragon she comes out with smoke boiling off her body. Finding the tunnel Boat took she throws a bag of bones on him and catches the Win that he tosses in the air. Turning back down the tunnel she takes the next one over. Feeling the cool breeze of fresh air she runs down the corridor towards freedom excitedly, Win clenched tightly in hand.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3716 on: September 05, 2014, 04:47:31 PM »
Suddenly it is raining bones.
Bob, “ouch”, biff, “ouch”, bonk, “arghh.”
Boat vaguely wonders if he can reassemble the skeleton, but knows he must concentrate on the Win.
He follows the shreds of burnt garment scattered along the path until he comes to a grille with a semi-naked Sai trying to shake the metal door open. Boat gently moves her aside and turns the key in the lock. The grille swings open revealing pleasant rolling countryside and tweeting birds.

Boat holds up a hand. “I’d better go first.” He takes the Win, goes through, shuts and locks the gate before pocketing the key.

He blows a kiss. “It’s for the best. This route is risky and I wouldn’t want you to face such danger… Take care.”

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3717 on: September 05, 2014, 04:58:35 PM »
Pounding on the door she remembers her little friend who was trapped in the other corridor. As Boat is waltzing away with the win proudly he hears a thunderous noise behind him. As he turns he sees Saiyuri riding the dragon naked and heading right towards him. The dragon scoops up the Win and tosses it to Saiyuri who catches it with glee. Waving to Boat she and the dragon fly off over the rolling fields, high above the clouds.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3718 on: September 05, 2014, 05:28:28 PM »
Boat watches the dragon lady steer her pet off into the mist.
He realises she has won and heads for the nearby pub.
There he gets talking to a group of locals.
"Them there dragons can't fly for long... Oh no. They soon head for the nearest swamp where they can soak their aches and pains."
"Can you take me there?
"Oh yes... hop into the balloon."

Some while later, Boat comes across the sleeping dragon and Sai up to her neck in the swamp holding the Win above her head.
"It is weighing you down sweet... let me? Thank you."

Boat takes the Win and boards the balloon for a secret destination (down wind).



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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3719 on: September 05, 2014, 05:40:18 PM »
Cursing his name she and the dragon eventually escapes the depths of the swamp. When she was freed she sought out an airship in the nearby town after a good bath.

As Boat was sailing blissfully in his balloon he saw a massive ship rise up before him. Leaning out the window she takes the win and pops his balloon with her hairpin. Waving happily she watches as he descends to the ground, her ship flying quickly Eastward. "Don't worry. I'll keep it safe!" she calls back to him.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3720 on: September 05, 2014, 05:44:31 PM »
An eagle soaring high above her goes into a dive adjusting the angle of her wings to glide in front of her as she looks back and snatches the win from her grasp.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3721 on: September 06, 2014, 01:39:37 AM »
With his balloon hissing about the sky and gradually deflating, Boat picks up a mouse that had been hitching a ride and waves it at the eagle.
The greedy bird swoops down and Boat nets it. "Thanks buddy mouse... tiny high five."
Using a screwdriver and thick gloves he prises the Win from the eagle's talons and then sets the bird to work ensuring his soft landing.
Boat releases the Win and enters the nearby dark wood ignoring the 'Beware Outlaws' sign.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3722 on: September 07, 2014, 01:31:20 AM »
Boat gets lost in the woods, while LNL takes the win in case it's needed later - perhaps to win the Mistress ;)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3723 on: September 07, 2014, 06:37:48 AM »
As LNL is busy thinking of the Mistress, Saiyuri plucks the win from his hand and runs off into a flower filled meadow.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3724 on: September 07, 2014, 11:50:50 AM »
Boat climbs a tree to spot the way out of the damn outlaw dark wood. "What be thy problem good sir?," a Lincoln green garbed chap with a bow shouts from below.

Boat scowls. "Don't tell me, you're Robin Hood."

"Damn it, stout fellow how did you know?"

"Not so much of the stout please. It was a wild guess. Anyway, I need to capture that shapely girl striding through the meadow in tattered clothes. In particular, I'd like the Win she is carrying.
You can keep the girl... I understand she is a brilliant cook and brilliant at lots of other things too including ballooning and taming dragons. And she's not a bad looker if that Marion woman is giving you trouble."

Within the hour, Boat had been escorted out of the Greenwood on horseback carrying the Win. "Farewell Robin."
Boat galloped off.