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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3600 on: August 17, 2014, 01:49:12 AM »
Helps Kits go for a swim. Waves goodbye.
Then sets off for deserted beach over the horizon and far away.
"Hmm... lovely fine golden sand."
Sunbathes naked, cold drink in hand.
The Win has its own towel.
"This is the life."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3601 on: August 17, 2014, 08:12:51 AM »
Get it right, Mr. Boatman...it's either Kit or Kitsunetsuki...or Kitsu if you know me well enough, but you don't :P

*cocks an eyebrow at the sight of Boatman sunbathing naked with the win* Good thing you're on this deserted island, I'm pretty sure what you're doing with the win is illegal in 24 countries. *laughs*

Oh, *kicks sand on Boatman & steals the win back* yeah, it's still MINE! ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3602 on: August 17, 2014, 08:31:39 AM »
Boat rugby tackles Ki .. something...(what was your name again?) in the shallows, and just manages to save the Win from getting wet.
"Pheww!"
Washes sand out of eyes.
"Oh, and thank you for visiting. Do join me for a drink before you go. Afterwards you can borrow my rowing boat if you like." Waves hand. "The nearest land is around 100 miles in that direction."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3603 on: August 17, 2014, 06:01:30 PM »
*Rescues my win from the rakish claws of the Boatman, whisking it far, far away*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3604 on: August 18, 2014, 01:49:55 AM »
Boat watches the Win spin through the air far, far out to sea.
And plop in.
"Nice throw. Suppose I'll have to swim after it."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3605 on: August 18, 2014, 01:53:42 AM »
Swoops the Win up

You never learn do you?  ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3606 on: August 18, 2014, 02:00:55 AM »
Gets the encyclopaedia out again... "I'm trying....
Hey, you Ms... you've taken my Win. And... how did you learn to fly?"

Checks relevant page in book.


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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3607 on: August 18, 2014, 02:08:28 AM »
I'm a villain, I simply stole some wings.  8-)

You should try it sometime.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3608 on: August 18, 2014, 02:09:44 AM »
"Well stop circling and come down here before your wax melts, devilish Dr."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3609 on: August 18, 2014, 11:38:43 AM »
Slips away with the win

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3610 on: August 18, 2014, 02:12:11 PM »
"The mud you are slipping on is very thick at the end...
Oh dear. never mind, the Win looks okay. I'll just give it a rub."
Just then the genie appeared. 'POOF'

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3611 on: August 18, 2014, 04:35:27 PM »
Genie? That's not in the script!  ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3612 on: August 18, 2014, 04:41:01 PM »
It materialised lazily from its cloud form.
“Who has awoken the genie of the Win?,” the genie said.
It looked round, a puzzled expression on its flowing features.
“I wish I knew where I was,” it said. And immediately it did.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3613 on: August 18, 2014, 05:23:32 PM »
And so the genie of the win knew that it's exact location was in my possession.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3614 on: August 18, 2014, 06:41:32 PM »
*sighs* too much work...the win is still mine ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3615 on: August 18, 2014, 06:43:21 PM »
Tis I! Never fear: the win is right here!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3616 on: August 18, 2014, 06:49:31 PM »
yeah...right here in my pocket ;)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3617 on: August 18, 2014, 07:03:16 PM »
Slips the win out of Kitsune's pocket and runs off with it

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3618 on: August 19, 2014, 01:27:53 AM »
Boat says "I wish the Win was mine again."
The genie moaned. "Do I have to?"
But she did anyway.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3619 on: August 19, 2014, 02:03:09 AM »
"I wish for the win back, and I wish for Boatman to have no more wishes."

And the universe was whole again.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3620 on: August 19, 2014, 02:04:59 AM »
*steals the win from Vill*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3621 on: August 19, 2014, 02:08:05 AM »
Whao, there!

*Reigns the win back in.*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3622 on: August 19, 2014, 02:11:36 AM »
Luckily, the genie of the Win allows one last wish in exchange for a kiss.
Boat is not slow to accede, although finding it difficult to pin down her rather fluid lips.

"I wish the Win to be mine for all time (and any time after that too)," he said.
It was made so and the genie vanished.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3623 on: August 19, 2014, 02:13:26 AM »
*Breaks out Link's Ocarina of Time.*

Ah, but you in your haste you forgot to mention the time that was

*Travels back in time far enough to steal the win before the genie is released!*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3624 on: August 19, 2014, 02:19:52 AM »
Finally tracks down the Win and steals it whilst new owner guy is sleeping.
"Hmm... it's dirty." I'll give it a rub.
POOF
"What you again?," says the sleepy genie.