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Online Oreo

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #400 on: November 13, 2014, 04:03:43 PM »
Inkidu gave me a wonderful one. ;D

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #401 on: November 14, 2014, 06:20:22 PM »
Five mammoths walk into a bar, swaying their trunks and looking for Russian vodka....  ;)

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #402 on: December 03, 2014, 09:45:51 AM »
Nobody knows how hard the moon is walking at midnight....  ;)

Offline Adammair

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #403 on: December 05, 2014, 12:37:45 AM »
Nobody knows how hard IT IS to moon WHILE walking at midnight... *chuckles*

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #404 on: December 07, 2014, 08:22:53 AM »
Am I a bad llama because I think Target is superior to Walmart?

Offline Jaqhal

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #405 on: December 07, 2014, 04:12:04 PM »
Are you the banana king?  :o

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #406 on: December 09, 2014, 10:20:14 PM »
*slams my hand on the table*

SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF F***!

*awkward moment of silence*

I had to get that out there.

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #407 on: December 09, 2014, 11:22:23 PM »
-Flails around madly- Never satisfied.... Sigh.

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #408 on: December 11, 2014, 12:31:08 AM »
*watches Styx slam her fist into the table and erupt*

~notes to herself~ Seventeen different kinds of...not a larger number? - Handjobs are sometimes best done in handcuffs.  ;)

Offline Mizer

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #409 on: December 11, 2014, 04:51:40 AM »
*Thinks to himself*  I would pay good money if Christopher Walken ever did a Christmas album...

Offline Midwest Man

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #410 on: December 11, 2014, 10:39:23 PM »
Am I a bad person for eating the cookies and milk the children leave out for Santa? I mean they're male chocolate chip cookies, my favorite! And ice cold milk. Santa understands doesn't he?

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #411 on: December 12, 2014, 01:09:49 AM »
Am I a bad person for eating the cookies and milk the children leave out for Santa? I mean they're male chocolate chip cookies, my favorite! And ice cold milk. Santa understands doesn't he?

I didn't know cookies had gender...

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #412 on: December 12, 2014, 01:25:51 AM »
He broke the Santa Clause somehow.  ;)

MMXV will be here soon.

Offline Midwest Man

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #413 on: December 12, 2014, 10:37:38 PM »
Male cookies have nuts, females ones don't.

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #414 on: December 13, 2014, 03:21:55 PM »
Female ones have cherries.

Offline Midwest Man

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #415 on: December 14, 2014, 10:16:53 PM »
Thou hast given me something new to know. And I am giggling with mirth at that knowledge!

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #416 on: December 14, 2014, 10:23:12 PM »
Come here and I'll show you there's more to 'knowing' than just thinking...

Offline Adammair

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #417 on: December 18, 2014, 06:55:39 PM »
Where am I? Who am I? What am I?

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #418 on: December 28, 2014, 10:47:05 AM »
I ams what I ams and that's all that I ams.

Offline Frozen Flame

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #419 on: December 31, 2014, 02:01:51 AM »
Sometimes, with clever lyrics, Punk Rock can be a pun-crock

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #420 on: December 31, 2014, 08:55:06 AM »
Sometimes, with clever lyrics, Punk Rock can be a pun-crock

I've actually heard an old comedy routine from about 1980 where a guy got introduced as "punk rocker so-and-so" but the first question he got from the interlocutor/reporter was "so how are things going with the genital sack clashing business /pung-krockeriet/ ?"  :D

Offline Frozen Flame

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #421 on: December 31, 2014, 11:14:03 AM »
I've actually heard an old comedy routine from about 1980 where a guy got introduced as "punk rocker so-and-so" but the first question he got from the interlocutor/reporter was "so how are things going with the genital sack clashing business /pung-krockeriet/ ?"  :D

Ha! An awesome punk rock pun to bring the whole thing full circle, meta-style. Very nice :)

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #422 on: December 31, 2014, 12:04:33 PM »
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

Offline Frozen Flame

Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #423 on: December 31, 2014, 01:45:00 PM »
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
*cue the perfectly timed explosion*

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Re: Mindless Posting
« Reply #424 on: December 31, 2014, 02:56:11 PM »
*is tossed to the side by the sudden explosion, with hands bound behind her back*