Things I have said to my computer or while walking around the house:
"There's a dance all right, but I don't know if it is a cabaret or Justin Timberlake."
"DONT BE A TOOL!"
"Am I asking for too much?"
"I need to not hang onto my hatred and anger... it's like poison, eating me from the inside."
"Whoa! That looks cool!"
"Oh, that's how you do that?"
"Pineapples, mangos... he's a fruit salad!"