Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 ... 433
User actions

Despairs

#7875
May 23, 2016, 02:32:16 PM
No. Would you like me if I built the ultimate super car, with nitro boost, weapons, a camouflage function, and could talk in your voice as well drive by itself?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
Click👇Below
Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

Mnemosyne

#7876
May 23, 2016, 02:34:04 PM
No. I am not really big on cars? It would also be pretty freaky if it talked using my voice?

Would you like me if I asked you to remind me about things constantly because I was forgetting them?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
Thick, lengthy, and something I can choke up on.
Cravings//Apologies&Absences//O&O
I've been Insulted... Disrespected... I've been
Mistreated

Captain Maltese

#7877
May 23, 2016, 02:35:46 PM
We'd make an interesting couple. My short term memory is pretty iffy too.

Would you like me if I suggested we get a twin branding on our arms?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

O/O            Current stories

Mnemosyne

#7878
May 23, 2016, 02:40:37 PM
Yes, probably? So long as it was not too big of a branding and it wasn't your name?

Would you like me if I wanted to see how far I could climb up a mountain without any form of gear, not even the proper shoes to climb?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
Thick, lengthy, and something I can choke up on.
Cravings//Apologies&Absences//O&O
I've been Insulted... Disrespected... I've been
Mistreated

Despairs

#7879
May 23, 2016, 02:44:13 PM
No. In fact over my dead body. Would you like me if I was secretly a super villain?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
Click👇Below
Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

Captain Maltese

#7880
May 23, 2016, 02:46:47 PM
Power is only interesting if it is put to an interesting purpose.

Would you like me if I suggested an airship ride?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

O/O            Current stories

Mnemosyne

#7881
May 23, 2016, 02:54:17 PM
No. I don't think so. I've seen too many depictions of bad things happening with airships!

Would you like me if I won the lottery and you knew, but I didn't share it with you?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
Thick, lengthy, and something I can choke up on.
Cravings//Apologies&Absences//O&O
I've been Insulted... Disrespected... I've been
Mistreated

Captain Maltese

#7882
May 23, 2016, 02:56:03 PM
Yes. I don't take that sort of thing for granted at all.

Would you like me if I had a prothesic limb, like an arm?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

O/O            Current stories

Mnemosyne

#7883
May 23, 2016, 03:01:11 PM
Yes, so long as I can tell. Or you tell me? Hopefully I don't find out by surprise, get scared, then offend you. Of course, even real limbs can scare me sometimes given the chance.

Would you like me if I decided the only time I would go outside during any year, was during fall/autumn?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
Thick, lengthy, and something I can choke up on.
Cravings//Apologies&Absences//O&O
I've been Insulted... Disrespected... I've been
Mistreated

Belle33

#7884
May 23, 2016, 03:03:27 PM
No, all seasons, like people, have their wonders.

Would you like me if I blindfolded you and led you several steps to a big surprise?

Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Mnemosyne

#7885
May 23, 2016, 03:16:11 PM
No. Without some sort of guidelines as to where we were going, and what was really going on I'd freak out! Being blindfolded after getting in a naughty mood is one thing, but having to trust with nothing to hold onto but you? Oh I would be terrified! Well, perhaps if you let me hold you really tightly...

Would you like me if I took out an insurance policy on you?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
Thick, lengthy, and something I can choke up on.
Cravings//Apologies&Absences//O&O
I've been Insulted... Disrespected... I've been
Mistreated

Belle33

#7886
May 23, 2016, 05:04:05 PM
Nope - why should you profit from my downfall?

Would you like me if I was always honest with you?

Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Captain Maltese

#7887
May 23, 2016, 05:11:08 PM
Honesty can be the cruelest weapon. It should be mixed with tacit silence among friends and/or lovers.

Would you like me if I made quotemarks with my "fingers"?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

O/O            Current stories

Despairs

#7888
May 23, 2016, 05:12:32 PM
Yes, it would amuse me. Would you like me, if I was the reason your date was ruined?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
Click👇Below
Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

Captain Maltese

#7889
May 23, 2016, 05:18:01 PM
That would depend. Did you ruin it by intention, or was it an accident? See, I can ruin my dates myself without any kind of external help so an intended destruction of said date would be considered an act of war.

Would you like me if I suggested a double blind date?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

O/O            Current stories

Lapine

#7890
May 23, 2016, 05:28:46 PM
As long as you're MY date.

Would you like me if I gave you a kilt and expected you to wear it?

Despairs

#7891
May 23, 2016, 05:31:49 PM
My first order of business would be to have you shipped off to another continent. Would you like me if I was skilled martial arts master with a long thin white beard?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
Click👇Below
Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

Undine

#7892
May 23, 2016, 05:35:35 PM
I think we'd be fine.  I'd gladly play the Black Mamba to your Pai Mei. 

Would you like me if I interrupted your train of thought on more than one occasion?
How to bait for an Undine   My O/O's
  When Undine makes for the deep waters My A/A's 

“‘Unable to perceive the shape of you, I find you all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with your love. It humbles my heart, for you are everywhere.’” ~ Giles, The Shape of Water
My F&S fascinations:  Elegance Wild and Grace Forgotten

Belle33

#7893
May 23, 2016, 05:37:11 PM
Yes, you're adorable, how could I be upset with you.

Would you like me if I didn't laugh at your jokes?

Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Despairs

#7894
May 23, 2016, 05:41:20 PM
No. I am not a hilarious person. Would you like me if I was a killer kung-fu cat?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
Click👇Below
Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

Belle33

#7895
May 23, 2016, 05:48:31 PM
No - sounds high maintenance.

Would you like me if I was late picking you up for a date?

Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Despairs

#7896
May 23, 2016, 05:52:07 PM
Yes, especially if it was raining and I was alone in a foreign place, waiting for you. Would you like me if I rebuilt your car, so that it can drive by itself?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
Click👇Below
Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

Captain Maltese

#7897
May 23, 2016, 05:55:36 PM
What's the point of having a car if I can't do my Clarkson impersonation while going places?

Would you like me if I suggested spending the evening on the boat quay with a dinner basket and a bottle of good wine?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

O/O            Current stories

Belle33

#7898
May 23, 2016, 06:17:35 PM
Yes - so, so yes.

Would you like me if I insisted on us seeing every superhero movie released this year?

Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Captain Maltese

#7899
May 23, 2016, 06:20:44 PM
I average a movie every evening so why not? But I am not so hot on guys with the underpants on the outside, so I would offer a trade: for every superhero movie, we will also see either a black and white or a war movie.

Would you like me if I took you out to oddball cinemas that only shows foreign movies with captions?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

O/O            Current stories
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 ... 433
User actions