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Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7875 on: May 23, 2016, 02:31:13 PM »
It would be the highlight of my day. Beside coming home, that is.

Would you like me if I left notes for you to find during the day?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7876 on: May 23, 2016, 02:32:16 PM »
No. Would you like me if I built the ultimate super car, with nitro boost, weapons, a camouflage function, and could talk in your voice as well drive by itself?

Offline Mnemosyne

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7877 on: May 23, 2016, 02:34:04 PM »
No. I am not really big on cars? It would also be pretty freaky if it talked using my voice?

Would you like me if I asked you to remind me about things constantly because I was forgetting them?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7878 on: May 23, 2016, 02:35:46 PM »
We'd make an interesting couple. My short term memory is pretty iffy too.

Would you like me if I suggested we get a twin branding on our arms?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7879 on: May 23, 2016, 02:40:37 PM »
Yes, probably? So long as it was not too big of a branding and it wasn't your name?

Would you like me if I wanted to see how far I could climb up a mountain without any form of gear, not even the proper shoes to climb?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7880 on: May 23, 2016, 02:44:13 PM »
No. In fact over my dead body. Would you like me if I was secretly a super villain?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7881 on: May 23, 2016, 02:46:47 PM »
Power is only interesting if it is put to an interesting purpose.

Would you like me if I suggested an airship ride?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7882 on: May 23, 2016, 02:54:17 PM »
No. I don't think so. I've seen too many depictions of bad things happening with airships!

Would you like me if I won the lottery and you knew, but I didn't share it with you?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7883 on: May 23, 2016, 02:56:03 PM »
Yes. I don't take that sort of thing for granted at all.

Would you like me if I had a prothesic limb, like an arm?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7884 on: May 23, 2016, 03:01:11 PM »
Yes, so long as I can tell. Or you tell me? Hopefully I don't find out by surprise, get scared, then offend you. Of course, even real limbs can scare me sometimes given the chance.

Would you like me if I decided the only time I would go outside during any year, was during fall/autumn?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7885 on: May 23, 2016, 03:03:27 PM »
No, all seasons, like people, have their wonders.

Would you like me if I blindfolded you and led you several steps to a big surprise?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7886 on: May 23, 2016, 03:16:11 PM »
No. Without some sort of guidelines as to where we were going, and what was really going on I'd freak out! Being blindfolded after getting in a naughty mood is one thing, but having to trust with nothing to hold onto but you? Oh I would be terrified! Well, perhaps if you let me hold you really tightly...

Would you like me if I took out an insurance policy on you?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7887 on: May 23, 2016, 05:04:05 PM »
Nope - why should you profit from my downfall?

Would you like me if I was always honest with you?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7888 on: May 23, 2016, 05:11:08 PM »
Honesty can be the cruelest weapon. It should be mixed with tacit silence among friends and/or lovers.

Would you like me if I made quotemarks with my "fingers"?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7889 on: May 23, 2016, 05:12:32 PM »
Yes, it would amuse me. Would you like me, if I was the reason your date was ruined?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7890 on: May 23, 2016, 05:18:01 PM »
That would depend. Did you ruin it by intention, or was it an accident? See, I can ruin my dates myself without any kind of external help so an intended destruction of said date would be considered an act of war.

Would you like me if I suggested a double blind date?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7891 on: May 23, 2016, 05:28:46 PM »
As long as you're MY date.

Would you like me if I gave you a kilt and expected you to wear it?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7892 on: May 23, 2016, 05:31:49 PM »
My first order of business would be to have you shipped off to another continent. Would you like me if I was skilled martial arts master with a long thin white beard?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7893 on: May 23, 2016, 05:35:35 PM »
I think we'd be fine.  I'd gladly play the Black Mamba to your Pai Mei. 

Would you like me if I interrupted your train of thought on more than one occasion?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7894 on: May 23, 2016, 05:37:11 PM »
Yes, you're adorable, how could I be upset with you.

Would you like me if I didn't laugh at your jokes?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7895 on: May 23, 2016, 05:41:20 PM »
No. I am not a hilarious person. Would you like me if I was a killer kung-fu cat?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7896 on: May 23, 2016, 05:48:31 PM »
No - sounds high maintenance.

Would you like me if I was late picking you up for a date?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7897 on: May 23, 2016, 05:52:07 PM »
Yes, especially if it was raining and I was alone in a foreign place, waiting for you. Would you like me if I rebuilt your car, so that it can drive by itself?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7898 on: May 23, 2016, 05:55:36 PM »
What's the point of having a car if I can't do my Clarkson impersonation while going places?

Would you like me if I suggested spending the evening on the boat quay with a dinner basket and a bottle of good wine?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7899 on: May 23, 2016, 06:17:35 PM »
Yes - so, so yes.

Would you like me if I insisted on us seeing every superhero movie released this year?