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Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7750 on: May 21, 2016, 09:02:06 AM »
No - WTF?

Would you like me if I sold all your stuff on ebay?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7751 on: May 21, 2016, 09:05:41 AM »
No. Would you like me if I taught how to use firearms?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7752 on: May 21, 2016, 09:31:22 AM »
That presumes I don't know how.

Would you like me if I tied your shoestrings together?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7753 on: May 21, 2016, 09:36:18 AM »
No. Would you like me if I tried to make amends?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7754 on: May 21, 2016, 09:37:29 AM »
Yes.

Would you like me if I forgive easily?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7755 on: May 21, 2016, 09:49:07 AM »
That is a commendable trait. Yes.

Would you like me if I actually asked for forgiveness?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7756 on: May 21, 2016, 09:51:19 AM »
Yes. Would you like me if I wanted to become friends and nothing more?

Offline Mnemosyne

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7757 on: May 21, 2016, 01:29:20 PM »
Yes, I can respect that.

Would you like me if I somehow managed to pass a law that made clothes illegal?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7758 on: May 21, 2016, 01:47:42 PM »
Yes, in away. Are all clothes illegal or is it just a select few? Would you like me if I was a ninja?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7759 on: May 21, 2016, 01:52:19 PM »
Ninjas are a special breed. In the classic term, fighting trained monks obeying their masters without question, even when it meant they were just hired out as expendable killers by their masters who were looking for political favors or more money for their private money chests. If you gave me a reason I could accept for that life choice, then yet.

Would you like me if I sent you out on a mission I could not even reasonably promise you'd survive?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7760 on: May 21, 2016, 01:56:49 PM »
A thousand times yes, my good man. Even If I don't survive it, I'm glad I met you and the others. Would you like me If I prepared you nice warm meal to eat and took care your errands?

Offline Rel Mayer

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7761 on: May 21, 2016, 01:57:51 PM »
Oh please do! I have a list that I fear could stretch all the way out the door.

Would you like me if I made you some delicious coffee?

Offline Rubicon

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7762 on: May 21, 2016, 02:08:11 PM »
God yes. That would be awesome!

Would you like me if I showed up with a case of Cheerwine and a case of Moxie?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7763 on: May 21, 2016, 02:13:29 PM »
Yes, but I get both the case of cheerwine and moxie. You can have whatever is in the fridge. Would you like me if I was a spy?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7764 on: May 21, 2016, 02:18:47 PM »
It would depend 50% on who you were working for and 50% what methods you were willing to use.

Would you like me if I offered you cognac with icecubes in?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7765 on: May 21, 2016, 02:27:23 PM »
God yes. 

Would you like me if traced ice over your bare shoulder?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7766 on: May 21, 2016, 02:31:49 PM »
I'd let you do that all day.

Would you like me if I returned the favor?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7767 on: May 21, 2016, 02:53:42 PM »
I would.

Would you like me if I warmed my feet under your's in bed?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7768 on: May 21, 2016, 02:58:28 PM »
Mmmm yes. I love that feeling. The temperature difference, then the thawing and eventually sharing of temperature.

Would you like me if I wrote words on your skin with my finger tip?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7769 on: May 21, 2016, 02:59:46 PM »
Oh yes, and I could try to guess them.

Would you like me if I guessed correctly?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7770 on: May 21, 2016, 03:01:08 PM »
Yes. Would you like it, if I left for another planet and accidentally left the friendship ring you bought for me with your hard earned cash on said planet?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7771 on: May 21, 2016, 03:02:20 PM »
I would think it in poor taste, unless the money was needed for a worthy reason.

Would you like me if I blushed, if only annually or less?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7772 on: May 21, 2016, 03:12:53 PM »
Yes I would.

Would you like me if I kissed you in public? 

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7773 on: May 21, 2016, 03:21:39 PM »
Ab so lutely.

Would you like me if I took you to the best restaurant in town and, some time during the meal, discreetly melted an ice cube on the inside of your arm while covering it up with my fingers?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7774 on: May 21, 2016, 03:27:03 PM »
*gulps and nods*

Would you like me if I asked to sample your entree while innocently grazing my toes over your ankle under the table?