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Despairs

#7850
May 23, 2016, 12:58:08 PM
No, if it was a constant thing. Would you like me if I was a cyborg?
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Mnemosyne

#7851
May 23, 2016, 01:06:45 PM
Yes, unless you are the kill all humans type of cyborg?

Would you like me if I decided to recycle your belongings to turn them into art?
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Captain Maltese

#7852
May 23, 2016, 01:21:24 PM
Many of my belongings would probably benefit from being turned into art, but there are also things I consider worthy in their own way. But I could probably supply you with art material for years.

Would you like me if I kept inviting you to come to art galleries with me, to watch the art primarily?

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#7853
May 23, 2016, 01:25:02 PM
Yes. I would like you and that very much. I'm much too shy to go to such places on my own. Hopefully we would not go too often that I become intimidated rather than inspired by the art however!

Would you like me if I thought everything is art?
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Despairs

#7854
May 23, 2016, 01:29:23 PM
Yes, in a way. As an artist, I see most things as art. (I'm the pencil and paper kind. I do know how to animate though.) Would you like me if I asked you to sail around the world with me?
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Captain Maltese

#7855
May 23, 2016, 01:30:29 PM
First buy me a drink, sailor.

Would you like me if I gifted you with an art class of some kind?


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Belle33

#7856
May 23, 2016, 01:38:13 PM
Yes!  I could do with some formal education in the arts.

Would you like me if I painted portraits of you?

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Captain Maltese

#7857
May 23, 2016, 01:39:29 PM
I would be confused but amused.

Would you like me if I came home from the beach with bits of planks for you to paint?

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Lapine

#7858
May 23, 2016, 01:43:47 PM
Of course, although driftwood has its own appeal.

Would you like me if I rained on your parade?

Belle33

#7859
May 23, 2016, 01:46:59 PM
Yes.  I don't like parades.  I'm 5'4, and it's impossible to see anything from down here.

Would you l like me if I were taller?

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Despairs

#7860
May 23, 2016, 01:50:00 PM
[size=8]Yes, because I could use to reach the things that were out of my reach, due to my short stature. Would you like me I threw a fastball that accidentally, destroyed your car windows?[/size]
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Mnemosyne

#7861
May 23, 2016, 01:54:52 PM
Yes, because I have no car. What car did you hit? Oh dear. Of course if I did actually have a car and you hit the windows I would forgive you all the same. They are after all just windows.

Would you like me if I decided to hide treasure in the walls of your home?
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Despairs

#7862
May 23, 2016, 01:58:02 PM
No. Treasure hunters, ect... would be after me. Would you like me if I join the adult entertainment industry?
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Mnemosyne

#7863
May 23, 2016, 01:59:06 PM
Yes, so long as you are careful.

Would you like me if I was afraid of adult films?
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Belle33

#7864
May 23, 2016, 02:01:32 PM
Yes, I can help you overcome that phobia.

Would you like me if I only dated you because you're hott?

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Despairs

#7865
May 23, 2016, 02:08:50 PM
No. To think you only liked me for my looks and not my brains or witty charm. Would you like me If I kissed you under the moonlight?
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Mnemosyne

#7866
May 23, 2016, 02:12:11 PM
No. Although I do like the moonlight, it would take more than a setting for me to like or want you kissing me?

Would you like me if I decided to stay under water for a long time by weighing myself down with something so I couldn't get out of the water unless you let me?
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Captain Maltese

#7867
May 23, 2016, 02:15:28 PM
Yes. Although if I failed, I'd rather stay down there with you than live with it.

Would you like me if I turned off the lights of the car while driving in the middle of the night on a dark road.... again?

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Belle33

#7868
May 23, 2016, 02:18:23 PM
Um... that can't be good.

Would you like me if I stayed out in the sun too long and got so sunburned that you couldn't touch me without it hurting?

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Mnemosyne

#7869
May 23, 2016, 02:19:44 PM
Yes. So long as you knew the road. The only time I would not make an exception for this is if we were one on of those swerving terrifying on the edge of the mountain type roads. Those roads make me cry even when it is in broad day light.

Yes, but I would be so worried about you! We would have to use all of the methods possible to get that sunburn healed you poor sweet thing!

Would you like me if I wanted to hold onto your hand whenever you were driving, to feel just a bit safer?
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Despairs

#7870
May 23, 2016, 02:22:00 PM
No. Would you like me if I was a killer break dancer?
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🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
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Captain Maltese

#7871
May 23, 2016, 02:24:40 PM
I would admire your skill but it wouldn't tell me anything else about you.

Would you like me if I didn't notice immediately that you had trimmed your haircut?


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Mnemosyne

#7872
May 23, 2016, 02:28:21 PM
Yes. Unless I had long hair and cut it all off. I'd hope you'd notice that. A trim though probably would not be noticeable.

Would you like me if I was a Princess and I wanted to have you in my royal guard?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
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Belle33

#7873
May 23, 2016, 02:29:56 PM
Yes, I'd swear and oath to protect you.

Would you like me if I added a love note to your lunch bag?

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Captain Maltese

#7874
May 23, 2016, 02:31:13 PM
It would be the highlight of my day. Beside coming home, that is.

Would you like me if I left notes for you to find during the day?

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