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Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7900 on: May 23, 2016, 06:20:44 PM »
I average a movie every evening so why not? But I am not so hot on guys with the underpants on the outside, so I would offer a trade: for every superhero movie, we will also see either a black and white or a war movie.

Would you like me if I took you out to oddball cinemas that only shows foreign movies with captions?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7901 on: May 23, 2016, 06:25:18 PM »
If there's popcorn, I'm in!

Would you like me if I squeezed your hand during the tense moments of the film?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7902 on: May 23, 2016, 06:27:53 PM »
It would be wonderful. I'd know you was enjoying the movie.

Would you like me if I laughed at odd places in the movie?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7903 on: May 23, 2016, 06:28:55 PM »
Yes. Would you like me, if I bought you a rose for every moment we were together?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7904 on: May 23, 2016, 06:30:37 PM »
....we'd deflower the entire state before the end of the second week!

Would you like me if I gave you a chance to show what you have inside you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7905 on: May 23, 2016, 06:33:00 PM »
So long as it involves something far sweeter than evisceration, of course!

Would you like me if I made up my own narration for really terrible movies, for our amusement?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7906 on: May 23, 2016, 06:34:07 PM »
That would be awesome!

Would you like me if I watched you instead of the movie part of the time?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7907 on: May 23, 2016, 06:36:01 PM »
I wouldn't mind but I would be worried your neck could get an owie.

Would you like me if I enjoyed adding obscure movie quotes in our everyday talk?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7908 on: May 23, 2016, 07:08:11 PM »
Sure - it would be like our own language.

Would you like me if I brought home the sweetest little stray pup with the biggest silver eyes without discussing it first?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7909 on: May 23, 2016, 07:15:01 PM »
It would be impossible to dislike you for it. But oh yeah, we would be discussing it. Taking in a puppy would be a choice for the next 15 years of our life, and a big choice for the puppy's future too.

Would you like me if I had cats when we first met?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7910 on: May 23, 2016, 07:19:25 PM »
Yes - as long as they like me.

Would you like me if I put them in sparkly collars and posed them in funny positions to create hilarious memes?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7911 on: May 23, 2016, 07:24:41 PM »
I wouldn't mind as long as they were willing to put up with it. But no four legged cat of mine has ever worn a collar.

Would you like me if I put you in a collar and posed you in interesting positions? No camera involved.

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7912 on: May 23, 2016, 07:30:19 PM »
It would be a first. I'm in-collarable and quite spoiled.

Would you like me if I got the tiniest little scratch on you favorite leather chair?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7913 on: May 23, 2016, 07:34:43 PM »
I have a leather chair? No, even if I did I would not mind. Chairs are meant to relax in, not to be kept saint like!

Would you like me if I could not get myself to stop crying even when you asked me to stop?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7914 on: May 23, 2016, 07:36:28 PM »
I wouid be there for you while it best mattererd
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Would you like if I left  mask on uour body?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7915 on: May 23, 2016, 07:50:13 PM »
No - mask tend to be itchy.

Would you like me if I the top down in your convertible on a rainy day.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7916 on: May 23, 2016, 07:53:32 PM »
I'd rather take a mob flash tango dance between the cars.

Woud you like me if I suggested traveling from dance hall to dance hall?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7917 on: May 23, 2016, 07:55:28 PM »
Yes! Count me in!

Would you like me if I ordered an obscure cocktail and insisted you taste it?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7918 on: May 23, 2016, 07:57:07 PM »
Sure, drinks are a happy map to cover.

Would you like me if my only law was No Little Umbrellas?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7919 on: May 23, 2016, 08:02:43 PM »
Fair enough.

Would you like me if I showed you off to all my friends?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7920 on: May 23, 2016, 08:05:46 PM »
It is a natural part in the schedule of couples. Id adapt best as I could.

Would you like me if I didn't really have any rl friends?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7921 on: May 23, 2016, 08:09:09 PM »
Sure. I'd be your first  ;)

Would you like me if I woke up screaming from a nightmare?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7922 on: May 23, 2016, 08:15:05 PM »
Yes and no? I would still like you, but I wouldn't want you to have gone through a nightmare that was so bad that you screamed out into reality! I would stay up with you until you felt safe and secure again though. No matter how long it took.

Would you like me if I told you to tie me up before I fell asleep because I was afraid of what might happen otherwise?

Offline Kono

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7923 on: May 23, 2016, 09:49:17 PM »
Ah...sure, if that's what would make you happy.

Would you like me if I told you I had to leave in order to protect you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7924 on: May 23, 2016, 09:51:06 PM »
Yes, but only if you told me why. Of course knowing me I might still try to go after you, but that is another story!

Would you like me if I decided to use bait (( something that would be alluring to you )) to trap you somewhere?