Would you like me if I.....

[Belle33]

If there's popcorn, I'm in!

Would you like me if I squeezed your hand during the tense moments of the film?

[Captain Maltese]

It would be wonderful. I'd know you was enjoying the movie.

Would you like me if I laughed at odd places in the movie?

[Despairs]

Yes. Would you like me, if I bought you a rose for every moment we were together?

[Captain Maltese]

....we'd deflower the entire state before the end of the second week!

Would you like me if I gave you a chance to show what you have inside you?

[Undine]

So long as it involves something far sweeter than evisceration, of course!

Would you like me if I made up my own narration for really terrible movies, for our amusement?

[Belle33]

That would be awesome!

Would you like me if I watched you instead of the movie part of the time?

[Captain Maltese]

I wouldn't mind but I would be worried your neck could get an owie.

Would you like me if I enjoyed adding obscure movie quotes in our everyday talk?

[Belle33]

Sure - it would be like our own language.

Would you like me if I brought home the sweetest little stray pup with the biggest silver eyes without discussing it first?

[Captain Maltese]

It would be impossible to dislike you for it. But oh yeah, we would be discussing it. Taking in a puppy would be a choice for the next 15 years of our life, and a big choice for the puppy's future too.

Would you like me if I had cats when we first met?

[Belle33]

Yes - as long as they like me.

Would you like me if I put them in sparkly collars and posed them in funny positions to create hilarious memes?

[Captain Maltese]

I wouldn't mind as long as they were willing to put up with it. But no four legged cat of mine has ever worn a collar.

Would you like me if I put you in a collar and posed you in interesting positions? No camera involved.

[Belle33]

It would be a first. I'm in-collarable and quite spoiled.

Would you like me if I got the tiniest little scratch on you favorite leather chair?

[Mnemosyne]

I have a leather chair? No, even if I did I would not mind. Chairs are meant to relax in, not to be kept saint like!

Would you like me if I could not get myself to stop crying even when you asked me to stop?

[Captain Maltese]

I wouid be there for you while it best mattererd
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Would you like if I left  mask on uour body?

[Belle33]

No - mask tend to be itchy.

Would you like me if I the top down in your convertible on a rainy day.

[Captain Maltese]

I'd rather take a mob flash tango dance between the cars.

Woud you like me if I suggested traveling from dance hall to dance hall?

[Belle33]

Yes! Count me in!

Would you like me if I ordered an obscure cocktail and insisted you taste it?

[Captain Maltese]

Sure, drinks are a happy map to cover.

Would you like me if my only law was No Little Umbrellas?

[Belle33]

Fair enough.

Would you like me if I showed you off to all my friends?

[Captain Maltese]

It is a natural part in the schedule of couples. Id adapt best as I could.

Would you like me if I didn't really have any rl friends?

[Belle33]

Sure. I'd be your first 

Would you like me if I woke up screaming from a nightmare?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes and no? I would still like you, but I wouldn't want you to have gone through a nightmare that was so bad that you screamed out into reality! I would stay up with you until you felt safe and secure again though. No matter how long it took.

Would you like me if I told you to tie me up before I fell asleep because I was afraid of what might happen otherwise?

[Csharynn]

Ah...sure, if that's what would make you happy.

Would you like me if I told you I had to leave in order to protect you?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, but only if you told me why. Of course knowing me I might still try to go after you, but that is another story!

Would you like me if I decided to use bait (( something that would be alluring to you )) to trap you somewhere?

[Captain Maltese]

Nobody puts me in a corner. Errr, unless you hand me a coffee cup and a collection of bayonets or mousetraps or something. It would probably take some time before I noticed I was trapped.

Would you like me if I sabotaged the trap as soon as I did notice?