Would you like me if I.....

[Phoenixrisen]

I'd like you just fine, but it wouldn't be coming from me.

...was very fond on honey?

[Delotha]

Yes, and I would merely relax and watch, finding great pleasure in the entertainment.

Would you like me if you found me nude in your apartment/home, standing in the kitchen looking in to the refrigerator, after a long day of work with no idea who I was or how I got in?

[Phoenixrisen]

Honestly? You'd probably scare me shitless...

...put garlic into most of the things that I cooked?

[Deamonbane]

Hmmm... I wouldn't stop liking you for that...

If I ate the garlic without complaint?(brushing my teeth thoroughly afterwards, of course)

[Ruyin]

Garlic is jummy Garlic bread is even better! So no complaints from me.

...enjoyed really old movies (black and white stuff)?

[daddysgirl87]

Absolutely! Early Hitchcock please!

....talked incessantly about working out, and/or my personal trainer?

[SinfulsShadowShogun]

I'd be silent, but we'd be fine :)

If I bit the inside of my cheek alot?

[Ruyin]

As long as you don’t bit yourself to hard; biting others is so much more enjoyable.

Remember! Sharing is caring.


…If I did not have any plants inside the house?

[SinfulsShadowShogun]

Sure thing, I don't... And, hayfever >.>

If I had the weirdest sneeze ever?

[daddysgirl87]

As long as you don't mind me laughing every time you sneezed.

...hogged the bed?

[SinfulsShadowShogun]

I don't use it anyway, so go ahead :3

If I never came to bed?

[Ruyin]

Nope. “Grins”  Nothing a little rope and cuffs won’t fix.

…IF I laughed during horror movies?

[SinfulsShadowShogun]

Sure, I laugh too xD

If I cried when Mufasa dies in The Lion King?

[daddysgirl87]

Awww, I would totally find that acceptable.

If I told you I were an atheist?

[FionaM]

So am I!

If I was a mermaid?

[Ruyin]

No problem. I’d might make a few fish jokes though.

.. If I told you I would grow a beard.

[SinfulAngel]

Maybe, depends on how that beard looks.

... If i changed my hair color every few weeks?

[Ritsu]

Of course, as long as you picked a color that looked good on you.

... If I was so awake that I couldn't sleep until the wee hours of the morning even though you had to get up early?

[SinfulsShadowShogun]

Sure... Ask SinfulAngel.

I rarely sleep.

If I Secretly watched you shower?

[Deamonbane]

Uh... not really, no.....

If I caught you snooping, and forced you to listen to me sing?

[SinfulsShadowShogun]

Sure...

If I insisted that I join in with said singing?

[Deamonbane]

Ooh... we could do harmonies...

If I went flat more than once?

[SinfulsShadowShogun]

No... Get out :p, kidding, I'm crap anyway.

If I insisted on singing Queen Classics??

[daddysgirl87]

As long as its not Chicago classics..

..were obsessed with johnny depp?

[Mordred]

For this.. I think I could forgive you. He's cool. The aloofness makes up for the pretense. Plus he's a good presence in a film.

.. if I looked at you in a way akin to how a leopard sets it's sights upon something absolutely succulent and tasty.. my very demeanor.. without even moving.. shifting into something that is pure ravenous desire.. giving you the feeling that your slightest move will have me completely upon you?