Would you like me if I.....

[Rage]

I'm cool with that

So long as they have to be killed in gladitorial combat...

[Tamhansen]

Nope. Zootanism is a pacifist if religion. Think I'll have to beat that in.

If I decided all virgin's are to be sacrificed to me, alive. Along with the non virgins

[Deamonbane]

*growl* I would fight you to the last breath... Them(female) virgins are MINE!

... if I took all the female virgins, leaving you with the males ones?

[Tamhansen]

You can have the virgins. Leaves me with the experienced gals. Way more fun.

Just remember they're only virgin once, then they're mine.

If I went all David Koresh?

[Deamonbane]

No idea who(or what) that is, but sure...

Gah... you got me there... now I want the experienced women too... I am greedy like that...

...If I lectured you on Brazilian soccer?

[Tamhansen]

Go ahead

If I didn't listen being too busy with all those women?

[Deamonbane]

haha... the women have gone... or are you still asleep? I paid them already

... If I poured cold water over your head to wake you up?

[Tamhansen]

Paid? They'd never leave me, no matter what you paid. Once you go Kat....

If I just shrugged and gave you a lecture on water conservation?

[Deamonbane]

Lol... nice one... But they have left, adn I have paid them... which means...

... If I fell asleep half-way through?

[Tamhansen]

I'd keep talking so you dreamt about it.

If I taught you the ways of zootarism

[Deamonbane]

Yeah... why not? My world views might be wrong, anyway...

... If I portrayed my view on political correctness?

[Tamhansen]

You can try I don't believe in PC. I call a spade a spade, and no that's not a racial slur.

If I told you the first step to enlightenment is insanity?

[Deamonbane]

I would believe you, and proceed... enlightened

... If I told you I am not really insane?

[Tamhansen]

I said first step. Like AA we have many steps

I'd believe you very few people are truly insane, while still able to function in society, I'm just lucky that way.

If I said step two was renouncing the idea of ownership, both physically and mentally?

[Deamonbane]

Eh... I would ask you to explain yourself...

... if I asked you to explain yourself?

[Tamhansen]

I will explain one day in the politics and religion forum

If I asked you to not think what I mean by it, but what it means to you?

[phoenyx]

yeah afteri sorted my fried brain lol

.... became a hermit?

[Tamhansen]

As long as I can be your cavemate.

If I brought you chocolate cake?

[phoenyx]

you can be my cavemate when you bring me that chocolate cake *grins*

... decided I wanted lemon instead of chocolate cake?

[Tamhansen]

what, and go all the way back. Most hermit caves aren't next to a bakery

Ok lemon cake then

If I made a chocolate lemon cake?

[phoenyx]

o.O waht an interesting combination... ok you win

... told you i liked watching Wild Krats?

[Tamhansen]

The PBS show? don't think the cave has good reception being secluded and all, but sure.

If i told you I prefer justice friends?

[Deamonbane]

Cool... no idea, but still...

... If I said you guys are all nuts, and I like you the better for it?

[phoenyx]

absolutely! *grins manically*

... that I though you fit rather well in my insanity?

[Tamhansen]

Wait. i thought you were part of my delusions

If i told you i thought the whole world was just an illusion?