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Offline Rage

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4600 on: October 10, 2012, 08:03:34 AM »
I'm cool with that

So long as they have to be killed in gladitorial combat...

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4601 on: October 10, 2012, 08:05:51 AM »
Nope. Zootanism is a pacifist if religion. Think I'll have to beat that in.

If I decided all virgin's are to be sacrificed to me, alive. Along with the non virgins

Offline Deamonbane

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4602 on: October 10, 2012, 09:23:45 AM »
*growl* I would fight you to the last breath... Them(female) virgins are MINE!

... if I took all the female virgins, leaving you with the males ones?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4603 on: October 10, 2012, 09:25:26 AM »
You can have the virgins. Leaves me with the experienced gals. Way more fun.

Just remember they're only virgin once, then they're mine.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4604 on: October 10, 2012, 09:32:29 AM »
No idea who(or what) that is, but sure...

Gah... you got me there... now I want the experienced women too... I am greedy like that...:P

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4605 on: October 10, 2012, 09:40:05 AM »
Go ahead

If I didn't listen being too busy with all those women?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4606 on: October 10, 2012, 09:41:53 AM »
haha... the women have gone... or are you still asleep? I paid them already :P

... If I poured cold water over your head to wake you up?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4607 on: October 10, 2012, 09:46:29 AM »
Paid? They'd never leave me, no matter what you paid. Once you go Kat....

If I just shrugged and gave you a lecture on water conservation?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4608 on: October 10, 2012, 09:50:15 AM »
Lol... nice one... But they have left, adn I have paid them... which means...

... If I fell asleep half-way through?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4609 on: October 10, 2012, 09:56:08 AM »
I'd keep talking so you dreamt about it.

If I taught you the ways of zootarism

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4610 on: October 10, 2012, 09:59:45 AM »
Yeah... why not? My world views might be wrong, anyway...

... If I portrayed my view on political correctness?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4611 on: October 10, 2012, 10:05:44 AM »
You can try I don't believe in PC. I call a spade a spade, and no that's not a racial slur.

If I told you the first step to enlightenment is insanity?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4612 on: October 10, 2012, 10:15:53 AM »
I would believe you, and proceed... enlightened :P

... If I told you I am not really insane?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4613 on: October 10, 2012, 10:35:58 AM »
I said first step. Like AA we have many steps

I'd believe you very few people are truly insane, while still able to function in society, I'm just lucky that way.

If I said step two was renouncing the idea of ownership, both physically and mentally?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4614 on: October 10, 2012, 11:54:20 AM »
Eh... I would ask you to explain yourself...

... if I asked you to explain yourself?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4615 on: October 10, 2012, 01:02:29 PM »
I will explain one day in the politics and religion forum

If I asked you to not think what I mean by it, but what it means to you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4616 on: October 10, 2012, 03:21:14 PM »
yeah afteri sorted my fried brain lol

.... became a hermit?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4617 on: October 10, 2012, 03:37:09 PM »
As long as I can be your cavemate.

If I brought you chocolate cake?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4618 on: October 10, 2012, 04:00:34 PM »
you can be my cavemate when you bring me that chocolate cake *grins*

... decided I wanted lemon instead of chocolate cake?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4619 on: October 10, 2012, 04:04:08 PM »
what, and go all the way back. Most hermit caves aren't next to a bakery :P

Ok lemon cake then

If I made a chocolate lemon cake?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4620 on: October 10, 2012, 04:05:49 PM »
o.O waht an interesting combination... ok you win :P

... told you i liked watching Wild Krats?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4621 on: October 10, 2012, 04:08:04 PM »
The PBS show? don't think the cave has good reception being secluded and all, but sure.

If i told you I prefer justice friends?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4622 on: October 10, 2012, 04:12:49 PM »
Cool... no idea, but still...

... If I said you guys are all nuts, and I like you the better for it?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4623 on: October 10, 2012, 04:33:46 PM »
absolutely! *grins manically*

... that I though you fit rather well in my insanity?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4624 on: October 10, 2012, 04:59:44 PM »
Wait. i thought you were part of my delusions

If i told you i thought the whole world was just an illusion?