Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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phoenyx

*blushes*

.... suddenly changed the subject in mid sentence?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

If the subject was stale... then yes...

... if I needed to go to bed, reminding you that you need to do something similar?
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Lycana

Probably because you would be telling the truth, but I don't have to want to go to bed, right??

...If I randomly walked up to you on the street offered you a cookie and hugged you?
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phoenyx

i'd be startled, but yes, after all you have cookies and hugs lol

.... did something embarressing in an upscale highly public place?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

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Tamhansen

Sure, I might laugh though, sorry

Went wee wee wee all the way home?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

*gigglefits* laughing all the way as you do, but yes.

.... accidently dumped scalding hot coffee on you?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

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Tamhansen

Of course, can't hold accidents against people.

If I did get a little upset at the situation though?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

nah, it'd be quite understandable after all.

... suddenly went on a rampage and destryed technology in a fit of frustration?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Yay Phoenyx. You'd be my hero.

If I started a tech free colony somewhere. (Like Amish without the religion?)
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

i'm SO in!

... argued religeon with you?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Sure.

Brought fairy tales into the discussion.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

hehe sure, we'll just argue fairy tales instead :P

decided to work on charaters instead of arguing with net connect at work?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

I'd feel a little sad at your leaving, but it's for a good cause.

Went on a rant about useless corporate meetings?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

yeah, keeping my sanity >.<

yep, probably listen facinated to boot.

... went stark raving mad?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

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Tamhansen

I am still liking you yes.

Started a new philosophy, claiming insanity is the fist step to enlightenment
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

i'd probably join up...

... turned said philosophy into a religeon?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Depends. As long as their is no supreme being.

If I founded a religious compound for it on a cute island I saw for sale in brazil?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Rage

Most probably.

Created a rival cult for said religion?
In a restaurant.
"Would you like a table?"
"Nope, I want to eat on the floor... Carpet for five, please"

phoenyx

lol why not, makes a belief stronger it seems.

... decided both said religeons were wrong.
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Rage

I'd despise you.

Burned your temples to the ground, merely for shits and giggles.
In a restaurant.
"Would you like a table?"
"Nope, I want to eat on the floor... Carpet for five, please"

Tamhansen

I'd kick your ass, as we're a nonviolent religion :p

If I named my religion zootanism
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

o.O

... if I decided bot said religeons were actually right, and made a third religeon based off both?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

I'd welcome you as another success story of my religion.

If I named you grand high soot priestess?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Rage

I'd have issues, 'cause I'm a man >.>

Offered the joining of your religion and my cult, with the provisal that Ritual Sacrifices of virgin's or livestock happen on an hourly basis.
In a restaurant.
"Would you like a table?"
"Nope, I want to eat on the floor... Carpet for five, please"

phoenyx

um no blood sacrafices of virgins, their need to birth more followers... animals maybe. but i'd still like you anyway. *grins*

... decided males fell under that Virgin clause as well.
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O