Breakup with the person above you!

[PaleEnchantress]

I thought I could deal with it but i can't. Your body hair is so intense I feel like im sleeping with a gorilla. I asked you to wax and you refuse, so now you can be as hairy as you want sleeping alone.

[Tachi]

Sorry, but you're just too dominating--I need to breathe!

[Transgirlenstein]

I'm sorry but your just not dominating enough for me.  I need someone to take control

[PaleEnchantress]

The whole Lilith thing your avatar had going on was pretty sexy I admit. However I went to a straight camp and got saved.

[Greg MD]

You went to a straight camp?

What the heck?? I thought we were going to try a threesome with another woman! I'm through.

[Solaine]

Doctor, your bedside manner leaves a great deal to be desired! I'm going to find another doctor! *leaves in a huff*

[Tachi]

Sorry, but I'm just not into women.

[Lady Annabelle]

I understand that I should try and be more accepting in this relationship, but I can't just take it anymore.  Every single night, I am left alone, crying and unfulfilled as you go out to the bars by yourself.  At first, I was in denial, but I can't hide from it anymore.  The strange hairs....boxers that aren't yours....and how you don't even like to kiss me.  I'm sorry, but I just need to be with a straight male...

Trust me.....it's not me.....it's you....

[Chevalier des Poissons]

Sorry, Lady Annabelle, but you are too quiet. Sometimes I feel like I am talking to a tree.

[Greg MD]

(For the record the Lady above is not quiet for long  )

BS...dude, there's no better way to put this---I'm scared for my life around you. Every time you wanna get it on with me, you morph into angry Battle Shambler mode...don't hurt me, but, it's over!

[PaleEnchantress]

You tried to Dom me, I told you I don't switch, it's over....

[Soran]

Sweet heart, you promised me handcuffs and got me duct tape...I'm sorry, but it's just over.....

[ShrowdedPoet]

You, well, all that armour just makes you so hard.  I need someone with a soft side.  It's over!

[Chevalier des Poissons]

SP, we have everything in common, seriously. But I can't do neckro. You deserve someone who is able to do such.

[ShrowdedPoet]

Neckro?  I'm not dead!  Is that what you've thought of me this entire time?  It is SOOO over!!!!  *slams door in your face*

[Fertile Myrtle]

You mean you're NOT dead? We are so over.

[TheWriter]

You mean you're NOT dead? We are so over.

I'm sorry, but I've met someone else, we just click better.  I mean, all I have to do is turn on my knickers melt off.  We can still be friends, though, right..?

[Fertile Myrtle]

No, we can't. It's your attitude that apart.

[Soran]

I'm sorry, but it's these pokemon or me..and I already know your answer... *slams door*

[ShrowdedPoet]

You again?  I said we're done!

[Soran]

Too right we are!

[Nadir]

I'm sick and tired of you going out on a crusade with the boys everynight. Would it kill you to come home on time once in a while without stinking like turk entrails? And you never pick up your dirty laundry, and you know I hate stubbing my toe on your bloodstained chain mail.   

[DarkAngel]

You cold hearted bitch from hell , i have found a better lay then you , So if you can take your foul mouth slut ways right out my door ...

[Duncan]

I am sorry but your just to small.  It won't work.

[DarkAngel]

I'm sorry i don't screw dead people and i'm to pure for you