At first I was going to lay claim to being the God of Wine; then I thought, no, it would be more fun to start out as the pale, solemn God of the Underworld. And then I realized that would probably make me the #1 target, so that was right out. Then I considered the mantle of--respectively--the God of Literature, the Sun, Music, Things Lying Around, and Things that Don't Work Properly Even After You've Given Them a Bloody Good Thumping.
After all that, I was still unable to make a decision, so I realized: I'll be the God of Indecision. My holy animal will be the duck-billed platypus, and my worshippers will sacrifice waffles in my honor.
Get it? Waffles?