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Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2010, 12:40:30 PM »
I'll assume that your wish is that the metal bar be used well.

I melt it down to make a stripper pole and install it in here. Anyone want to dance?

I wish i had a fish

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2010, 12:43:35 PM »
Ah, forgot to wish...but a stripper pole? I'm game.

Wish granted, you receive a singing fish that you can hang on the wall for years to come. Batteries not included.

-spins on the pole-
I wish for an acceptance letter to Hogwarts! I mean, why not?

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2010, 01:16:13 PM »
You have been accepted for enrollment in the Hogwarts veterinary academy school of porcine podiatry!

I wish Hammerfall were playing in the US anytime soon.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2010, 01:24:54 PM »
Wish granted!

However, the stage catches on fire during the performance, everyone receives some degree of burn injuries, and you get trampled in the ensuing mosh-pit mob. XP

I wish for the perfect lover.

However, if you can't make it PG-13, I wish for the world's comfiest bed. :P

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2010, 01:30:01 PM »
You find a basset hound sleeping in your bed. He loves you unconditionally and wants you to rub his tummy.

I wish it was really summer weather here

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2010, 01:34:35 PM »
Granted. However this is the summer weather of Antarctica. I'd rug up warm if I were you.

I wish for perfect hair

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2010, 01:38:13 PM »
Runs out in shorts and t-shirt! squeeee yay summer!

Starts playing in the snow

You now own the rights to bugs bunny. Congratulations- you now have the perfect hare.

I wish for creme de menthe

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2010, 01:57:49 PM »
*mixes up a class and serves it with a smile....or is it a smirk?*

When you sip it, you detect a delightful hint of almonds....


I wish my current job paid $15 an hour instead of $7.85.

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2010, 02:01:32 PM »
Granted, however as well as an income increase you are tricked into also accepting a tax increase, leaving you with as much as you had before. The state thanks you

I wish for a unicorn to call my own.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2010, 02:13:19 PM »
Granted, although the unicorn is invisible. At least it's still cuddly.

*grins* I wish Lestat de Lioncourt would come through my window like he fantasized in his book.

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2010, 02:15:04 PM »
Granted (good wish!) However, you do not recognise him and flee the room in fear of the marble like figure standing at the end of your bed.

I wish for enough time to take a relaxing bubble bath

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2010, 02:18:21 PM »
Oh noes! I shall get you eventually, Lestat!

Wish granted! However, even though you now have enough time to take a relaxing bubble bath, you STILL spend all of your time on Elliquiy forums and never take a bubble bath!

I wish all of my final papers were written so I could stay on this forum guilt-free. XD

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #37 on: May 09, 2010, 02:36:57 PM »
your papers are done and you go to Elliquiy. However an unlikely combination of astrological convergence and power surge to your computer imparts your soul into your Elliquiy Account.

I wish for tacos

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2010, 02:38:51 PM »
Granted, however the tacos are green around the edges having been left out for a year or so.

I wish for the end to political unrest and for us brits to finally have a new Prime Minister...damn hung parliament.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2010, 02:41:16 PM »
Granted, and there is joy throughout the land. Churchill has been ressurected. You brits now have the first undead Prime Minister. Try not to impeach him again too soon.

I wish for a flag with an awesome symbol on it

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2010, 02:43:39 PM »
Granted, however this awesome symbol happens to also be highly offensive to many of your neighbours who slash your tires as a result.

I wish for a public holiday for myself.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2010, 02:45:34 PM »
Granted, however the public holiday is due to quarantine. You have caught a rare blood disease and die within hours. Ouch!

I wish for chocolate eclairs... *drools*

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2010, 02:45:52 PM »
You are now the official mascot of procrastination day. But because it is a holiday by and for procrastinators, they'll start it next year*

EVERY TIME.

I wish I had a beverage

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2010, 02:48:25 PM »
I shall have to sort that out...eventually

Wish granted, however it happens to be cold tea and the milk is a bit iffy.

I wish for a prom dress that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2010, 02:49:58 PM »
Granted. It just costs your soul. ( I have very reasonable rates on those, by the way)

I wish for control of finland

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2010, 02:55:35 PM »
Finland is yours, but unfortunately it has already been bombed by Resurrected! Nazi Germany.

I still wish for eclairs.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2010, 02:58:35 PM »
You were given eclairs in the doormat section, but didnt notice them so stepped on your eclairs when you left

I wish for swords. Lots and lots of shiny swords.

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #47 on: May 09, 2010, 03:00:12 PM »
wish granted, however they have been tailored for toy soldiers

I wish for a phoenix

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2010, 03:01:56 PM »
unfortunately, its dyslexic and thinks its a phonics. You do get a better grasp of language and grammar though.

I wish for a stack of pancakes

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2010, 03:03:34 PM »
Granted, but the stack is never enough to fill you up.

(By the way, each of those shiny swords gives you -6 to your attack roll. *grins*)

I wish my room would clean itself.