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Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #50 on: May 09, 2010, 03:05:52 PM »
thats what IHOP is for.
Your room turns into a black hole. Hey, you never have to worry about cleaning again!

I wish for a boat

Offline Mistress Sorcha

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2010, 03:07:46 PM »
Wish granted, but all the large bodies of water have dried up. Nowhere to sail it.  >:)

I wish I could summon up the will to start working on my papers. T_T

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #52 on: May 09, 2010, 03:09:38 PM »
Oh well. I'M ON A BOAT!

I wish I knew what would be on my greek final

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #53 on: May 09, 2010, 03:10:26 PM »
Granted, however what you lack is a pen that work meaning you cannot actually write the papers

I wish for a devious plan

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #54 on: May 09, 2010, 03:12:11 PM »
Granted! However, the plan is SO DEVIOUS that even YOU cannot comprehend it. You fail to properly implement the plan.

I wish I had a perfect, instant headache cure.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #55 on: May 09, 2010, 03:13:42 PM »
Granted. You no longer have a head to ache.

I wish for inspiration

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #56 on: May 09, 2010, 03:15:33 PM »
Granted, but the inspiration comes from me. The guilt from accidentally stealing all the inspiration for my paper consumes you.

I wish I had the book I need to write this paper without having to go the library.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #57 on: May 09, 2010, 03:19:04 PM »
Check DER INTERWEBZ!

You find it, but the only free e-copy is guarded by hungry viruses. Make a move silently check.

I wish that you get to work already

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #58 on: May 09, 2010, 03:21:56 PM »
granted, however now you are all alone :(

I wish for wings.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #59 on: May 09, 2010, 03:24:40 PM »
Granted, you get awesome angelic wings. Sadly, they arent big enough for you to fly with.

I wish for pizza

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #60 on: May 09, 2010, 03:27:07 PM »
Granted, but it is burnt

I wish for a castle

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #61 on: May 09, 2010, 03:29:36 PM »
you are now the proud owner of a castle in a fishbowl. it is three inches tall and made of plastic.

I wish for a bouncy ball

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #62 on: May 09, 2010, 03:31:14 PM »
Wish granted, however it bounces over the fence and is never seen again

I wish I could dance ballet...well!

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #63 on: May 09, 2010, 03:35:02 PM »
You might be able to now. mmmmm... want to dance for me?

But YES! you can! You dance the rite of spring as Stravinsky meant it to be danced. Unfortunately you follow his path, go crazy, and end up institutionalized.

I wish for a steak cook out

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #64 on: May 09, 2010, 03:36:13 PM »
Granted, however too many people arrive and by the time you get around to eating all the steak is gone :(

I wish I could walk on water

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #65 on: May 09, 2010, 03:39:32 PM »
you can, but only when the water is less than 4 inches deep.

I wish magic could really be used

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2010, 07:01:06 PM »
Granted! You can.

...I don't even NEED to say all of the ways that wish could go wrong. XD

I wish I could just lay here on my bed and have a repeat of the last massage I had for the next half hour. It was glorious...how often does a girl have two pretty talented guys massaging her at once?

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #67 on: May 09, 2010, 07:38:11 PM »
Pretty, and talented, or just reasonably talented? Because if you mean just reasonably talented, I am insulted.

You have your massage. 1/2 hour turns into a full hour, Hour turns into two. Eventually you fall asleep without working on your paper

I wish more people would post on my intro thread. Its lonely

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #68 on: May 09, 2010, 08:02:19 PM »
I think your wish was granted, and it will be further granted once you finish your reply to my prompt.  ^^

I wish that having a massive orgy with half of Elliquiy wouldn't be considered cheating. XDDDDD

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #69 on: May 09, 2010, 08:47:20 PM »
So do I. You move to Utah for polygamy laws.

I wish I knew where my flash drive went.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #70 on: May 09, 2010, 09:26:18 PM »
Uh....wish is impossible. Sorry! XP

I wish all my friends on campus didn't have to go home for the summer...

Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #71 on: May 09, 2010, 10:58:39 PM »
Wish granted, however do to them being supernaturally held from their lives and families they all grow very depressed. Way to go. :(

I wish I had no stress.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2010, 11:00:20 PM »
Granted, you are now a goldfish.

I wish I was better with computers

Offline Rhys Ander

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2010, 11:38:27 PM »
Granted, but now you have no idea how to relate to people.

I wish that I never needed sleep.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2010, 11:41:38 PM »
Granted. You go insane with boredom after three days.

I wish I knew japanese