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Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2010, 06:16:30 AM »
Wish granted, however you forget the capacity to know any other language, including ones you already know.

I wish I never had morning classes.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2010, 10:33:47 AM »
Granted. You now have an internship in the mornings at a veterinary clinic

I wish i knew the recipe for golden grahams

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #77 on: May 10, 2010, 11:43:46 AM »
Granted, but the power of the secret knowledge you now hold is enough to drive you to insanity. It's a secret for a reason

I wish I had more time.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #78 on: May 10, 2010, 11:46:08 AM »
Granted. The world freezes around you. You now have all the time in the world, because you stole everyone elses

I wish I was better at studying

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #79 on: May 10, 2010, 11:50:48 AM »
Granted, however now your academic prowess had landed you in multiple conventions/lectures and other such things...leaving you no time to study

I wish for a nice cuddle

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2010, 12:51:12 PM »
Grabs 'n cuddles

I wish I knew how much longer approval would take...
I realize it takes a while, but I had time to get more posts than Sorcha ;D

Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #81 on: May 10, 2010, 12:54:03 PM »
Your wish is granted, except the answer is in a language that is long lost, and therefore you still wont ever know...

Good luck though!

I wish I never had to cook.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #82 on: May 10, 2010, 01:13:52 PM »
Granted. You begin one of those crazy diets where you are not allowed to eat anything thats cooked. only raw fruits and veggies.

I wish I had more good bookses/ knew of new serieses I should start reading

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #83 on: May 10, 2010, 01:32:02 PM »
Granted, you are abducted by a dowdy librarian who locks you in the largest library ever. You are surrounded by all the series and books you could wish for...but there is no comfy chairs to read them in! dun dun duuuuun!!!

-cuddles-
I wish I could understand my dog

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #84 on: May 10, 2010, 01:36:55 PM »
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!

cuddles selene more

You can. He wants you to:
A) Feed him
B) Pet Him
C) Walk him/ Let him out
D) Cuddle him
E) any combination of the above.
This is what your dog wants at any given time

I wish I werent so easily distra- oooooh shiny

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #85 on: May 10, 2010, 01:39:24 PM »
-jangles shiny-

uh...granted. However all you now do is stare at the wall. You will not be moved

I wish for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #86 on: May 10, 2010, 01:45:26 PM »
bet you could still distract me ::)

The leprechaun Tricked you! You now have a tea kettle that has been painted with shiny, golden, lead based paint.

I wish for shinies
bats at shiny selene is holding

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #87 on: May 10, 2010, 01:48:11 PM »
Sel chucks you the shiny, however it is sharp and pointy and cuts you a little

I wish for unlimited music

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #88 on: May 10, 2010, 01:50:49 PM »
Sharp shinies are the best shinies!

nibbles on sel

You get unlimited music, you have been locked in an elevator that plays nothing but bad, canadian polka. :o Why would you want such a thing?

I wish for a house made of pancakes

Offline Mistress Sorcha

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #89 on: May 10, 2010, 06:39:39 PM »
Granted! But you are so hungry you eat the house, so now you are both homeless and uncomfortably full.

I wish the roses on my desk weren't dead. >.>

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #90 on: May 10, 2010, 06:45:50 PM »
Then you shouldnt have put arsenic in the water

They arent dead anymore, but they are asking you to feed them blood. Feeed meeee Sorcha....

I wish for a toast cannon

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #91 on: May 10, 2010, 06:49:21 PM »
Granted, but when you shoot it, it backfires! Now you're covered in TOAST CRUMBS!!!!

I wish someone was massaging my shoulders right now. :3

Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #92 on: May 10, 2010, 09:18:23 PM »
Granted, your are now getting a shoulder massage by a massive body builder who doesn't realize how strong he is.

I wish I had more smokes.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #93 on: May 11, 2010, 01:05:13 AM »
Granted. You now have 144 cases of marlboros latest type: Asbestos! And because of a binding trial contract, those are all you are allowed to purchase on penalty of ninjas

Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #94 on: May 11, 2010, 01:07:28 AM »
Isn't there already asbestos in them? Ah well... beggars can't be choosers.

Your wish for nothing has been granted, and this you are cast into a void where only you exist. Sorry mate. :/

I Wish for unlimited wishes!

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #95 on: May 11, 2010, 01:23:08 AM »
Granted. But so many improbable outcomes burst into your head in an infinite loop that your head explodes.

I wish I knew more about how the approval system worked. People whom I think joined after me got approval earlier

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #96 on: May 11, 2010, 06:46:58 AM »
The approval system is so complicated that your brain asplodes just thinking about it. :P You got approved, so hush!

I wish that my allergies would stop kicking in. *cries* I want to go back to sleep, but my nose is so stuffed up!

Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #97 on: May 11, 2010, 04:58:40 PM »
Wish granted! Your allergies to airborne pollen and dust are gone... however you're now allergic to fabrics and cannot sleep with sheets.

I wish for a shiny new car.

Offline Nyarly

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2010, 01:07:18 PM »
Granted! However it is very badly built and breaks down even before you start driving.

I wish for a bread roll with cheese.

Online Galanthor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2010, 01:09:23 PM »
granted, the bread roll between you leg is now made of cheese

i wish i was approved