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Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2010, 01:47:16 PM »
Granted, however it is only for a short period of time...5 seconds. Damn system

I wish my lollipop was bigger :(

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #101 on: May 12, 2010, 03:36:05 PM »
Granted. The "Lollipop" you were looking at just got bigger. Want a lick? ::)

I wish I knew who was really good at writing RPs

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2010, 03:47:04 PM »
-coughs-

Granted, you now can observe a rating above people's avatars..you can also see yours though...well...

(why not check out their posts? Or ask me! :P)

I wish my life could sort out its own problems for once

Offline Tharic

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #103 on: May 12, 2010, 03:53:06 PM »
Granted, now your problems begin to escalate in size and scope.

I wish more of this made more sense to me sometimes.

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #104 on: May 12, 2010, 03:56:33 PM »
"We are sorry, but this wish is simply impossible"

:)

I wish for clearer skin

Offline Nyarly

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #105 on: May 12, 2010, 05:31:03 PM »
Your skin is so clear, it is practically transparent!
Of course this freaks a lot of people out and doesn't make you popular...

I wish for nothing!

Offline the taken

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #106 on: May 12, 2010, 06:18:13 PM »
Wish granted. Your life is now filled with no meaning, no hope, and no joy. You have nothing.

I wish for pie.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #107 on: May 12, 2010, 06:28:32 PM »
granted. However, its Cthulu pie, and you get molested by tentacles

I wish for cake

Offline Mistress Sorcha

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #108 on: May 12, 2010, 06:53:17 PM »
Granted, but it's Cthulhu cake, and---no, wait, you'd actually like that.

It tastes like concrete. :P

I wish my dorm room would pack itself. XD

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #109 on: May 12, 2010, 07:26:51 PM »
Granted! Everything in your dorm room has been compacted into a single cube the size of your fist!

I wish I knew how to play fireball

Offline Nyarly

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #110 on: May 12, 2010, 07:48:04 PM »
You know now how to play fireball... And burn to death when you try it out.

I wish for an earth-shattering kaboom!

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #111 on: May 12, 2010, 08:00:40 PM »
Venus is now gone. The equilibrium of the universe is thrown off, and the earth spins away from the sun. You are blamed.

I wish for a popsicle

Offline Daimon de Broken Hearted

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #112 on: May 12, 2010, 08:04:09 PM »
-granted, you are accepted, but into the circus life.-

Wish i had a nice cold one.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #113 on: May 12, 2010, 11:34:16 PM »
Granted, a ray of frost hits your crotch. There is a Guinness stuck in the block of ice around your pelvis. Was it worth it?

I wish my exams were done with already

Offline Galanthor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #114 on: May 13, 2010, 01:55:13 AM »
Granted you're booted out and as such have no more exams

I wish i had something better to do then reviing old games

Offline Tharic

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #115 on: May 13, 2010, 08:32:18 AM »
Granted, but that something now involves an elephant, a glove that stretches to your arm and a watch he mistakenly swallowed.

I wish I could focus today (or any day)

Offline Galanthor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #116 on: May 13, 2010, 08:53:40 AM »
you now can focus, but only on William sheppard

Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #117 on: May 14, 2010, 01:11:55 AM »
D: You forgot to wish and your wish granting has backfired, now Rolin has perfect focus and you can only focus on William Sheppard.

I wish that I just automatically got As in class no matter what.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #118 on: May 14, 2010, 02:14:38 AM »
Granted a giant A made of leet falls down  at you and crushes you, but you get an A for your death

Wish i was awake

Offline Cicerin GlaydelTopic starter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #119 on: May 14, 2010, 08:33:07 AM »
Your wish is granted, however my haunting spirit is quite cranky from death by giant A and you loose your ability to speak and write rendering you near useless.

I wish to not be dead anymore. D:

Offline Galanthor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #120 on: May 14, 2010, 08:35:32 AM »
granted, you a zombie

I wish i had a dog

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #121 on: May 14, 2010, 08:47:03 AM »
granted, you have a dog, and it humps your leg all the time.

I wish i could understand women.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #122 on: May 14, 2010, 02:09:42 PM »
granted, you now are one

I wish for a fortress made of books

Offline Jade

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #123 on: May 16, 2010, 06:37:48 PM »
granted. but it catches fire and the fortress burns down.

i wish for a really really good back massage

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #124 on: May 16, 2010, 06:45:06 PM »
Granted. I'm there. The massage is so good though you are incredibly aroused, and so relaxed you cant move

I wish for a tower of klondike bars