"hmm, will you look at that. Poor little fellow fell asleep right here in the middle of the road. Well that just won't do."
*[Black Shuck]: Nonchalantly pushes the snoozing shambler into the ditch and salvages "The Win" for yet another night of delightful wanderings.*
"There, that'll give him a reason to be angry. Now if only I could find my way back to that delicious little Ewok Snack Shop, I bet they left the doors unlocked again."
*And with that, Black Shuck, possibly the fastest being on the face of the planet moseys peacefully on down the road a spell.*