Oops, I accidentally clicked here.
But seriously, how is Management ever to win? If they post a thread titled "read," of course we all read it. And if it says "don't read," or "ignore"...well, then we read it too.
Maybe if a thread was posted with such a boring-sounding name no one would care to read it, it might get left alone.
You know, like "Ode to the Lint I Found in my Navel This Morning." Or, "A Treatise on the Lower Digestive Tract of Aardvarks."