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Author Topic: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted  (Read 5355 times)

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Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

I just want a group of friends in a fantasy realm over beers deciding to go off adventuring and well adventuring of all kinds from social (nailing some woman) to nailing some monster with a sharp blade and more old-school.

Starting maybe at Level 1 or 2, your supposed to be starting out so its unlikely they would be much better than that.

Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge: http://carnal.orfinlir.de/versions/guide0-6-0.pdf
« Last Edit: September 11, 2015, 09:20:43 PM by RubySlippers »

Offline Empyrean

I haven't played D&D in years. What would be allowed as far as races and classes?

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

I need a DM its a DM/Players Wanted but if its 3.5 there are enough options for fun characters its a game I don't want too much seriousness and all that, I miss the classic names like an Elf called Bob Horner because its fun to have an elf named Bob Horner.  :D

Offline hellrazoromega

This could be interesting, though I packed my 3.5 books away when I went to Pathfinder I might dust them off for something like this.

Offline Voidknight

I'd be interested in playing certainly, I'm not a great GM though unfortunately.

Online wander

Interested, though I don't own the titular book, I have heard legends of it.

I do have however a Lvl 1 3.5 Rogue in my request thread, ready to go and eager to step out into adventure. :)

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Oh I plan to run a kinky cleric, likely a virgin but needs to lose it before 2nd level, so would be required to do several kinds of acts to prove her devotion to her religious order. Maybe using dice with various acts on them I have ideas for what to put on each die.

Offline MasterMischief

Not to derail, but Golarion has a Sin Lord (Lady actually) of Lust just waiting to be brought back.

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Interested, though I don't own the titular book, I have heard legends of it.
You, too, can have it right here http://carnal.orfinlir.de/. Note: this is NOT the Book of Erotic Fantasy, by Gwen Kestrel and Duncan Scott.

Offline eBadger

Could be fun; I have a concept for a Paladin of a sex cult that I'd love to play at some point. 

Online Thorne

I could have sworn Calistria didn't have paladins.. >.> *flees*
I do have the book in question, and I have a game slot I'm not presently doing anything with. So, interest. ;p

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2015, 09:27:04 PM »
Decided since its available free, link on first post, the Guide to Unlawful Knowledge will be better and it has funner Prestige Classes like the Sweet Tongue, and more fun rules for getting laid.

Hell this is supposed to be more a fun game for people, no need to get so serious, more fun is better and more people can play if the rules are free for the erotic side of the game.

Offline eBadger

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2015, 05:41:02 AM »
Who's being serious?

Wrote the pally up for a PF game:

   
Maki the Blue

Description & Background
The Blue Lotus House is shrouded in myth and mystery, a cult that mix religion and prostitution in a way few understand.  Most mistake the Blue Lotus for simple, if very esteemed, courtesans.  However, their faith is deep and true.  A gathering of talented oracles, the seers use the spiritual force of sex to perform rituals to create miracles and to touch upon the mysteries of the unknown.  The act of prostitution is considered divine and pure, both a duty and a privilege for the clergy to serve their secret goddess, spread the joy and tranquility of physical release, and provide prosperity for the House.  None are exempt from that call, but while some of the Blue show greater skill harnessing the spiritual others take the role of protectors and escorts.  From time to time, they are even knights errant, preventing foreseen disaster or righting injustice.  Few realize it, but these paladins are no less skilled than their more traditional brethren. 

Like most of the Blue, Maki was birthed by the goddess herself, sown by the seed of a unknown client.  The Blue served as her family and consoled her when the visions that came so easily to her sisters eluded her.  She quickly learned to love the path of protector, however, and her faith grew deeper rather than broke.  Her future with the House seemed certain and secure until the Solstice Orgy.  Every oracle touched upon the same vision: that Maki would have to undertake a journey to prevent some unknown catastrophe.  With a stalwart mien and the fondest of farewells from her sisters, she set upon an unknown course. 

Personality
Loyal, fair, accepting and supportive, Maki tries to present a dignified air of placid calm.  She's young, though, and her cheerful eagerness breaks through when excited by something new or carried away by the pleasure of religious rites.  She strives to lead by quiet example or polite encouragement rather than intimidation, although she will intervene more forcefully to protect the helpless.  In particular, Maki is dedicated to the protection of prostitutes and gravitates toward their activity peripherally, as a worker or even as a client. 

Sexuality
The Blue Lotus House teaches that all members must practice the holy rites of prostitution, an obligation Maki has never resented.  She is beautiful, young and skilled, and has never lacked for potential clients.  Respect is required of clients, but refusing a fee for selfish reasons - beauty, politics, or sexual preference for instance - is frowned upon, with the injunction that a priestess must find the beauty in each person and has a duty to grant them pleasure.  Maki is, therefore, very experienced and omnisexual.  Sex outside of commerce is fine, but relationships are not if they encourage monogamy and interfere with faith. 

Maki's own interpretation of scripture emphasizes the duty to impart pleasure as a carthartic safeguard against evil.  Ideally, it should push limits and be intense.  Bindings are particularly effective to help build lust before release.  Nor is consent always strictly required in the face of repression. 

Offline Autocad

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2015, 11:22:06 PM »
I could be a dm if you're still looking for one?

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2015, 05:40:03 PM »
Goody some draft things, after rolling crappy I fortunately invoked the re-roll option in 3.5 since my total bonus was +2? and had a 6 well even I would have issues with that altogether. My character will be a Conjurer I didn't roll badly but nothing outstanding my second time out but is workable. Thankfully the Conjurer as a Wizard sub-class in 3.5 is so much fun if one exploits its strong points.

Kept her kind of classical with a touch of the erotic. But Conjurers should have ample fun options besides the usually DnD ones after all summoning Celestials for sex partners could be amusing at high levels.


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Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 1
Result: 1, 6, 3, 5,
Total: 14

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 2
Result: 4, 3, 4, 3,
Total: 11

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 3
Result: 5, 3, 6, 1,
Total: 14

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 4
Result: 1, 1, 6, 6,
Total: 13

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 5
Result: 4, 3, 4, 4,
Total: 12

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 6
Result: 4, 2, 4, 2,
Total: 10

ABILITY SCORES
Strength 8  -1
Dexterity 14  +2
Constitution 12  +1
Intelligence 14  +2
Wisdom 11  +0
Charisma 13  +1

FLAWS
1. Noncombatant
2. Pathetic (Strength)

FEATS (HUMAN)
(flaw bonus)  Sex Appeal
(flaw bonus)  Body to Die For
(enhanced summoning bonus feat) Augment Summoning
(human bonus)  Collegiate Wizard
(1st level)  Improved Initiative

TRAITS
Spellgifted

CONJURER CLASS FEATURES
Forbidden Schools: Evocation, Illusion and Necromancy
Enhanced Summoning
Focused Specialist
Rapid Summoning

SKILLS 
cc Bluff  2 Ranks  +3
Craft (Henna Body Art) 4 Ranks +6
Concentration 4 Ranks  +5
Knowledge (Arcana)  2 Ranks + 2 Feat  +6
Sexual Prowess  4 Ranks  +6
Spellcraft  2 Ranks  +4

SEX TRICKS
Dexterous Lover
Oral Sex Focus x2
Talk Dirty

1st Level Spells Known - Feat Provides 6 + Int 2 = 8
Spell DC
Cantrips = 12
1st Level = 13
Spells per Day
Cantrips = 3
1st Level = 1 [Conjuration 3]

Abjuration
Mage Armor
Divination
Identify
Enchantment
Ecstasy [GUCK]
Fascination [GUCK]
Conjuration
Benign Transposition
Summon Monster I
Playmate [GUCK]
Transmutation
Expeditious Retreat


« Last Edit: September 19, 2015, 12:15:33 AM by RubySlippers »

Offline Autocad

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2015, 12:07:26 PM »
So right now we have RubySlippers and eBadger with characters.

I suppose I should check if anyone else wants to commit a character?

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2015, 06:13:42 PM »
We got two, we can use more.

Offline eBadger

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2015, 06:15:53 PM »
What level were you thinking, btw?  I have another notion that might suit GUCK better (silly thing doesn't have squat for paladins) but works better at a slightly higher level. 

Nys Vendatti
Elven Transmuter
116 years old, 5'8", 150 lbs.

Nys Vendatti
   
Nys Vendatti (Niss Venn dot ee) is the young scion of the Vendatti clan, a group of elves committed to trade, diplomacy and neutrality.  The clan has a long history as nomads and craftsman, and several hundred years ago used their travels and knowledge toward trade.  They now stand as a wealthy group with a mixed reputation: they are known to trade with anyone, for anything.  They are the source turned to for the exotic, strange, or blatantly illegal.  Recently they’ve gained both renown and condemnation as sellers of exceptional slaves. 

The physical appearance of the clan – silver hair and black nails - is said to derive from a history as dusk elves coupled with an influx of drow heritage, as they utilized marriage unions to gain entry into the markets of the underworld.  Relations are maintained to this day, and the Vendatti clan routinely roam the upper tunnels of the underdark.  Nys himself spent many summers during his youth with his beloved "Nana," a drow matriarch and the sister of his grandfather, the closest pure drow in his line.  Despite her fearsome reputation in the underdark, Nys is very fond of his Nana and often recounts stories of his adventures, mostly beginning with some sort of misbehavior - this sometimes gives him a unique viewpoint of understanding societies that don't adhere to the philosophies of men. 

As the only son of the Highlord Varthen Vendatti, a remote and stern if loving man, Nys was raised with a certain expectation to one day assume a role of leadership within the clan.  Despite this, the long lives of elven kind imply any ascension to serious leadership is centuries away.  Varthen holds noble titles from many lands, given as reward or purchased for the convenience of nobility, and some devolve to Nys as well; however, they put little stock in them, and the only one Nys views as anything more than a credential is his clan title: the Silver Prince of the Vendatti.  His training has been long and practical, including swordplay, magic and business.  He's also developed a talent for body art, including piercings and both temporary and permanent inks, and sometimes utilizes slaves or friends as his canvas.  Nys’ mother was killed when he was still a boy, about 70 years ago, when a lordling attacked them for transporting goods purchased from an enemy realm. 

Now still a young adult by elven standards, Nys is nevertheless well traveled and much older than most mortals he encounters.  His goals involve a swift rise to power, proving himself capable and bringing the Vendatti wealth and security.  As the only son of the Highlord, expectations of him are high – possibly unachievably so.  He is impatient and reckless by elven standards although most short lived races don’t have the same perspective on time.  He has never felt any lack of bravery or honor, though he views them much differently than traditional nobility.  Risk is foolish without promise of return and bringing the clan profit and success is the highest form of duty.  He'll certainly help the damsel in distress: he just won't be suicidal about it, and failure to compensate him for the deed, at least within their capability, would be offensive. 

His attitude towards others is likewise at times a bit mercenary, a carryover from his clan’s outlook toward business.  He values honesty, dislikes inflicting harm and understands antagonism is unproductive, but is ultimately goal driven and opportunity or desperation can quickly dismiss manners.   Friends are invaluable, but they don't expect favors for nothing.  A true ally is someone you can expect to keep their word; and those who can do so are very rare. 

Nys has extensive experience with slaves and sees nothing wrong with power and subservience, although the Vendatti are not typical of slavers.  The clan views them as cherished investments and decries unnecessary abuse as inhumane and an unforgivable waste of assets.  The family trade tends toward two markets: first, bondservants who are willingly sold into servitude to pay their own or family debts, with the expectation of training and placement where they will be a treasured asset with the possibility of eventual freedom: courtesans, artists, talented tradesmen and the like.  Many children have been sold to the clan by families incapable of providing for all their young or unable to provide a talented child's training to rise above subsistence. 

The second market involves those convicted of crimes and condemned to slavery.  Even here, however, the Vendatti have little taste for brutes or hardened convicts good for nothing but manual labor; instead they look for inexpensive, undeveloped talent, particularly among the young with an eye toward rehabilitation.  Like the other slaves, these are trained as investments and well cared for as valuable assets.  The Vendatti's insistence that even condemned criminals be able to earn their freedom back helps inspire loyalty and dedication; usually, purchase by the Nys is salvation from a much worse fate.  None of this is to say the clan never takes a firm hand, but the collar of servitude, a Vendatti trademark, is indicative of their way of thinking: better to shape and reward than to bully and force.  The Vendatti deal almost exclusively in humans and other short lived races; these creatures exist on a timeline that is a reasonable length of investment for long lived elves. 

Currently clan is the one thing sacred to Nys; nearly every action is weighed for its benefit to the family, and betrayal is unthinkable.  He would sacrifice anything to protect them – especially for his two younger sisters.

Orientation: Nys is strictly dominant, and primarily heterosexual. 

& Olivia Vendatti
Raven Familiar
A black raven with a single silver feather
Or sometimes human, early 20's, 120 lbs, 5'5", auburn hair and green eyes

Olivia Vendatti
   
Nys' familiar is a Raven named Olivia; as with other raven familiars she speaks common, with a lovely feminine voice.  In personality she is well matched to her master, if also a frequent source of frustration for him; she is normally submissive to men and a switch with women, highly sexual, voyeuristic and enjoys shocking others with periodic vulgarity and rudeness.  She takes particular delight in humiliating Nys' sexual partners: sometimes transforming simply to watch or taking advantage of his absence or distraction to taunt, tease, or torment.  Although bisexual, Nys has forbidden her from touching other men: something she finds "rather fucking annoying," but abides by with the dedication of a true submissive.  She is surprisingly (and rather pointlessly) kleptomaniac and often steals anything shiny and small that's left out, usually abandoning it once bored (although she is more capable of judging value than most humans, this rarely influences her desires.  She particularly prizes mirrors - she's a bit of a narcissist - bits of glass, beads, buttons, and coins).  She lives moment to moment, with no long term goals and a somewhat childish lack of foresight. 

Several years ago, Nys crafted a unique magical item for Olivia: a silver feather that allows her to alter her shape at will.  Both before and after this, the two have shared many intimate moments.  Although the shapes available to her are many, her favorite is a pale human woman. 
« Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 06:24:39 PM by eBadger »

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2015, 07:51:31 AM »
Not e GM, but  was thinking lower level, but I wouldn't mind 2nd or 3rd Level say maybe just green to an advanced apprentice.

Offline Autocad

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2015, 11:53:56 AM »
So here are some character creation rules!

Level: 3
Stats: Roll 4d6 drop lowest six times and assign scores as you like
HP: max at 1st level, then roll at each level thereafter
Gold: 2700 gp
Flaws (from unearthed arcana): optional, up to two flaws

Special rules:
Everyone gets Sexual Prowess as a class skill and max ranks in it for free.
Everyone gets a subclass which is chosen from one of the prestige classes in GUCK, for example Beguilder 3. They don't need to meet the requirements. They get the class features but not the proficiencies or spells per day from the subclass. (It functions like a gestalt except that they don't get HD / skills / BAB / saves from the subclass.)

Offline RubySlippersTopic starter

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2015, 03:43:07 PM »
Sweet Tongue for my character then!

Traits available, yes or no?

Offline Autocad

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2015, 06:18:02 PM »
Sure.

Online Chulanowa

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2015, 11:13:41 PM »
I'm in, if you guys want!

Online Thorne

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2015, 12:00:08 AM »
I'm still debating whether I want to build some flavor of Tantrist..  I actually like the GUCK variant on the class, and a near-gestalt gives a little more freedom.. *skritchthink*

Offline Autocad

Re: DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2015, 01:24:43 AM »
Put up those character sheets if you want in!