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Offline syk

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4050 on: October 27, 2014, 01:49:37 PM »
Ahg, what did I tell you about being mean to my pets!

unbuckles the parachute and does something akin to a shooting star press, retrieves the Win and wins the championship belt.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4051 on: October 27, 2014, 01:59:10 PM »
Catches Dr Syk in a chokehold he learned from a master (mistress actually... not that sort.. never mind.)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4052 on: October 27, 2014, 02:06:19 PM »
(Very dangerous move to practice in the water. Trust me. >_> You accidentally almost drown someone one time and they never let you hear the end of it...)


But the Win... The championship...
Curse you... Boat... this is... my... move...
the world starts to go black
Looses grip on the Win which sinks to the bottom of the ocean where an octopus decides it would look nice in his garden.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4053 on: October 27, 2014, 03:22:44 PM »
Boat attaches Instant Incapacitater (patent pending) to Dr S.
It inflates and takes her to surface where the inbuilt beacon calls up the nearest heavy lift drone.
The drone dumps the Christmas presents it was secretly stockpiling for Tony Blair's come back charm offensive and takes the screaming Dr S to the Tower of London where Beefeater Yeomen offer her a tasty burger before incarcerating her, without trail,  as a permanent tourist attraction (as permitted under recently revised anti-terrorism laws).

Meanwhile Boat fights the giant octopussy. It is almost too much for him.
But not actually.
Although almost suckered into submission, Boat comes away with the Win.


Offline syk

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4054 on: October 27, 2014, 03:41:00 PM »
Escapes from the tower through a long and convoluted plan the full scene for which will be skipped in favor of a short montage flashback later on in the movie

Catches Boat en route to the Octopus Wound Rehabilitation Clinic, easily taking the Win from him in his delicate condition.


Thanks for doing the leg work on getting this back, though I suppose losing it was your fault in the first place so maybe not...



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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4055 on: October 27, 2014, 04:02:45 PM »
Waltzing over Sai gently takes the Win from syk. Thanking her kindly she turns and waltzes back off, the Win clenched tightly in Sai's grasp.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4056 on: October 27, 2014, 04:14:25 PM »
Boat hears walzing music... Then collapses as the anaesthetics at the anti-suction unit take effect.

Offline syk

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4057 on: October 27, 2014, 04:50:53 PM »
With precision and showmanship flair Syk's bullwhip cracks, retrieving the Win without even touching Sai.

Now now, weren't you ever taught not to take things that didn't belong to you?  ;)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4058 on: October 27, 2014, 05:45:21 PM »
I'm the last poster.  Everyone after me is "next" so I win! ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4059 on: October 27, 2014, 05:48:07 PM »

Meanwhile... and yet, by instinct alone, Boat squeezes his laser ring generating a beam which severs the whip .
The Win tumbles ... and Boat catches it.

Offline syk

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4060 on: October 27, 2014, 05:59:30 PM »
Glares at Boat, grumbles unpleasantly

Will you ever just cooperate?

Ties up Boat, Win and all, throws him over her saddle, mounts up and rides off to her secret ranch lair.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4061 on: October 27, 2014, 06:25:25 PM »
The Lair is so secret (lost in endless desert) Dr Syk cannot find it.
Meanwhile, US special forces track Boat down and thinking him unable to escape, decide to rescue him (good for American audiences).
Boat sits in the back of the Chinook admiring the Win.

Offline syk

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4062 on: October 27, 2014, 06:39:50 PM »
Pushes a button on her belt, cleverly disguised a just another bullet, deactivating the the holographic fake win Boat is holding.

Grins to herself and rides off to the sunset whistling softly, real Win tucked safely away.

Offline Belle33

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4063 on: October 27, 2014, 07:48:22 PM »
Untucks the WIN and claims it as my own.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4064 on: October 28, 2014, 02:41:50 AM »
James Boat captures girl pretending to by Guy Fawkes and throws her in the Tower.
Her Majesty awards him the Order of the Win (and he gets to keep the Win too).


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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4065 on: October 28, 2014, 07:04:22 AM »
have i won yet?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4066 on: October 28, 2014, 02:40:58 PM »
Unfortunately, no.

Offline wander

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4067 on: October 28, 2014, 06:10:58 PM »
But I do have the Win now though :)

The story of how this occured is rather long and at some point will be chronicled, but don't worry too much about it... I got the Win.

Offline Belle33

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4068 on: October 28, 2014, 06:43:45 PM »
It's cannon now - I win!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4069 on: October 28, 2014, 08:30:50 PM »
Wispyr is to tired to be witty

Win. Mine.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4070 on: October 29, 2014, 02:43:57 AM »
All these claims. But you actually have to take this Win.

Offline syk

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4071 on: October 29, 2014, 11:00:00 AM »
Takes the Win out of Boat's hand

Thanks for holding on to it for me.  ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4072 on: October 29, 2014, 11:22:53 AM »
Snatches it back.
I wasn't ready. Try again.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4073 on: October 29, 2014, 11:26:43 AM »
Lassos Boat, ties him up, then takes the Win

Couldn't just let it be easy  eh?  ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4074 on: October 29, 2014, 01:00:41 PM »
Boat hops after Syk.
"I still wasn't ready. Pah!"
Tries to cut the ropes with his wit.. but too blunt.
Luckily, the crab in his fishing bag wasn't quite dead and bites him free - After nipping Boat's bum severely (could have been worse).

Boat lands a flying rugby tackle on the fleeing Syk and brings her down in thick, soft, but very sticky, mud.
He runs off with the Win laughing.