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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3975 on: October 21, 2014, 11:08:04 AM »
You know how you can hear the sea when listening to a shell? (not artillery)
It's like that.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3976 on: October 21, 2014, 11:13:07 AM »
That works with artillery shells too if they're big enough... Though it's slightly less magical feeling.

Holds the Win up to her ear and snickers at what it says

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3977 on: October 21, 2014, 11:18:14 AM »
Leaning in beside syk she nods as she hears the Win whisper for Sai to take it. Gently parting it from syk's grasp she thanks her kindly before waltzing off with the Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3978 on: October 21, 2014, 11:25:56 AM »
Electromagnet to full power!

Ping, ding, rip, tear, clang, boink.

Well, I have the Win back, plus various bits of garments.
Oops.
Turns away quickly and runs into a maze.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3979 on: October 21, 2014, 11:29:46 AM »
Having been stripped of her dress and the Win she runs after Boat into the maze, with just her bustier and thong on. After a few wrong turns she soon comes upon Boat and the Win. Walking up calmly she takes back the Win and her dress with a nod. Thanking him she turns and walks off with the Win held firmly against her stomach, her dress draped over her shoulder.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3980 on: October 21, 2014, 11:36:14 AM »
Locks the door to the maze and climbs up to the floating observation platform, bleeding from the ears and lip thanks to the magnet stunt

Bad form.

Starts pressing buttons on the control panel


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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3981 on: October 21, 2014, 01:05:36 PM »
The sprinklers come on in the hedge maze of the stately home.
Boat gets wet.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3982 on: October 21, 2014, 02:51:09 PM »
Best save that Win from getting wet then ;)

*trundles off with the Win*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3983 on: October 22, 2014, 01:36:08 AM »
As Wander seems to have wandered off carrying Sai, who has the Win covered by her ripped dress (takes a breath), Boat accidentally stands on the dress and the pair fall in a tangle of arms and legs. Boat retrieves the Win and leaves them to their antics.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3984 on: October 22, 2014, 11:46:29 AM »
As much as I'd love to stay and play with a dressless Sai, I have to jerk on the invisible wire I managed to tie onto the Win, reclaiming it and then using it to swing off into the night, leaving a box of Dairy Milk Tray for Sai to enjoy in replacement for my exit...

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3985 on: October 22, 2014, 11:59:54 AM »
Boat shakes his head at the box of chocolates and mutters 'cheapskate' before heading off after Wander.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3986 on: October 22, 2014, 12:20:31 PM »
Its a big box ;p Thortons isn't open right now!

I still have the Win, however :)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3987 on: October 22, 2014, 01:22:10 PM »


"Quick, before she opens it.... You can get Thorntons' in a supermarket.
Ah, there is one over there.
I'll just look after the Win for you whilst you go."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3988 on: October 22, 2014, 03:30:06 PM »
At least the man gets the rather British reference I was making ;)

I still have the Win though :)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3989 on: October 22, 2014, 03:44:31 PM »
Thank you very much for the chocolates boys!

Hugging the box of chocolates against her nubile form she slips the Win inside the box, where no one can get it.  ;)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3990 on: October 22, 2014, 03:46:52 PM »
Well, I am afraid I have some bad news for you both.
The management has recently been concerned by the poor state of the Win.
Apparently, it's been blown up, sat upon by elephants, and otherwise tarnished in many many ways.
So, they have issued me with this new Win, which is now the official one.
Hope that's okay with you...

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3991 on: October 22, 2014, 03:48:24 PM »
I see, well thank you kindly for hand delivering it to me. Such a gentleman.  ;)

Taking the win graciously from Boat she gets to her feet and walks out of the maze.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3992 on: October 22, 2014, 04:05:21 PM »
The sound of propellers rumble in the sky like thunder, then a mechanical whirling as Syk, now a Sky Pirate; shoots a clock work retrieval pistol from the deck of her airship, snatching the Win from Saiyuri and reeling it back to the safety of her possession.

Ho there, my ground bound friends! Thanks for the Win!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3993 on: October 22, 2014, 04:08:40 PM »
James Boat takes the inflatable helicopter out of his back pocket and pulls the action handle.
There is a slight farting noise before the thing fall to bits.

I'll kill that letter of the alphabet.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3994 on: October 22, 2014, 04:21:43 PM »
Hoy there, Boat! I see being a hero fails to pay again. Interested in sailing a boat of a different color? I am in need of a crew currently.  ;) If you're nice I might even let you see the win.

Drops a rope ladder

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3995 on: October 22, 2014, 05:02:02 PM »
Earpiece crackles... It's a trap James.
Don't worry Moneypenny, I'll keep that date with you (sniggers).
Climbs the ladder. To infinity and beyond, pilot.
Oh, and throw me down the Win, I think it might be bugged.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3996 on: October 22, 2014, 05:07:26 PM »
Looks like my prank call to Boatman worked!
I was the one who pretended to be the management and gave him the fake Win!

The classic Win is still the official one and in my safe hands...
Serves Boatman right for sharing in credit for the chocolates I left for Sai ;p

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3997 on: October 22, 2014, 06:41:54 PM »
Chocolate and the Win, wander? I couldn't ask for more, love!

Smiling she plants a soft kiss on his lips before skipping off with her box of chocolates and the win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3998 on: October 23, 2014, 06:32:44 AM »
Boat shouts down from the ladder, his voice coming and going between the thumping beats of the turbocharged airship engines.
"No, I received an actual call from the management using the secret code word before Wander tried his trick. The Win is up here and I plan to get it. Wish me luck."
Boat turns his head away to hide a smirk.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3999 on: October 23, 2014, 07:33:41 AM »
I saw that smirk! Its all lies, lies I tell you!

Ah Sai, the chocolates will surely take the pain away when you realise that Win you have is a fake :)

The real Win is still here with me, everybody ;)