Corrupt a wish

[Dragongoddess]

Granted you have now traveled back to the age of dinosaurs right in front of a hungry T-Rex!

I wish I knew what the future holds.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, and now you are so full of despair, you wont want to experience it

I wish I could have dinner with Leonardo Da Vinci

[Dragongoddess]

Granted but Leo reveals he's secretly gay.

I wish I hadn't been awake all night.

[Belle33]

Granted.  You slept soundly through the night, and the day, and the next night, and the next day, and they're calling it a coma now...sorry about that.

I wish I could polish my toenails without getting any on my skin.

[Soulfire]

Granted! Instead you always spill the entire bottle on your carpet, sofa, counter, tub, etc.

I wish my heel would stop hurting.

[Dragongoddess]

Granted.  Your foot is no longer attached to your body at the ankle!  But at least your heel no longer hurts.

I wish poverty didn't exist.

[Dark Rez]

Granted. But now the world has gone into war because everyone hates each other having a dollar more than them.

I wish I could be able to fly.

[Zaphod]

Granted but you don't have the ability to land.

I wish everyone would be happy.  O:)

[Dark Rez]

Granted. But now nobody has any other sense of emotion.

[Soulfire]

I wish Dark Rez made a wish. ;)

[Mirrah]

Dark Rez makes a wish, but you'll never find out what the wish he made at that time was, now~. ;D

I wish that the summer heat would tone down!

[Dark Rez]

Granted. But now the earth is plunged into an unending ice age.

I wish that I would've voiced my wish.

[Dragongoddess]

Congratulations!  You were able to turn back time and state your wish!  Only no one could understand you as it was in a language long lost to time.

I wish I had more time to post

[Dark Rez]

Granted. But there is now there is no such thing as keyboards in your world.

I wish I could be a dragon rider

[Endogenesis]

Granted, but no dragons have wings.

I wish I had a better memory.

[Dark Rez]

Granted. But now you can never live in the moment.

I wish I could meet a famous person.

[Dragongoddess]

Granted!  You get to meet Hitler who kills you because you're not "perfect" according to his beliefs.

I wish I had made it big in acting

[Dark Rez]

Granted. But every movie after the first is an instant failure.

I wish I could travel the universe.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, but you can never return to a point that you previously visited - including home.

I wish I had a holiday coming up

[Dragongoddess]

Granted.  It's over the weekend and you have to work over the holiday with no holiday pay or extra time pay.

I wish it was bedtime already.

[elfowl]

I don't even need to grant that one, It's already your bed time somewhere else in the world.

I wish I could polymorph myself into any living creature.

[Dragongoddess]

Granted!  For each morph, your lifespan decreases by half.

I wish it was 5 o'clock here

[Kit Cat]

Granted, it is now 5am, and its almost time for work since you now work weekends

I wish I could remember where I put things

[elfowl]

Granted.  Of course you remember, It's inside of that Tungusten sphere you launched into space with that snail.

I wish I could change the probability of anything I wanted.  Probability that my bank account has $4,500,000,000 100%, probability that That person finds me sexualy attractive 100% my chances of dying of a heart attack 0.00005%

[Dragongoddess]

Granted, it is now 5am, and its almost time for work since you now work weekends

Joke's on you.  I don't work until 6:30pm and already work weekends.  XD

I wish I could change the probability of anything I wanted.  Probability that my bank account has $4,500,000,000 100%, probability that That person finds me sexualy attractive 100% my chances of dying of a heart attack 0.00005%

Congratulations!  You now have the power to change probabilities.  Unfortunately the government is hunting and killing all mutants and you just got caught.