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Offline gscmar64

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5975 on: July 05, 2018, 01:15:01 PM »
Wish Granted unfortunately you become one in a Prison where the inmate despise learning!

I wish it didn't take so long to cook a healthy meal with meat on a sweltering day!

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5976 on: July 05, 2018, 03:47:53 PM »
Granted, you are now Vegan

I wish tofu was edible

Offline Dragongoddess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5977 on: July 05, 2018, 04:05:18 PM »
Granted, you are now Vegan

I wish tofu was edible
Granted!  Now tofu is all you can eat.

I wish I had the energy of a child.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5978 on: July 05, 2018, 04:54:47 PM »
Granted, you now either race around in a hyper state, always acting out, or you are snoring your head off in front of the tv.

I wish my dog would stop stealing my fan

Offline Dragongoddess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5979 on: July 05, 2018, 05:27:51 PM »
Granted, you now either race around in a hyper state, always acting out, or you are snoring your head off in front of the tv.

I wish my dog would stop stealing my fan
Granted.  You no longer have a dog to steal your fan.

I wish I could erase people's memories.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5980 on: July 05, 2018, 06:37:13 PM »
You now have the power to erase memories, only you accidentally used it on yourself first, and now you can't remember who it was you wanted to use the power on...or anything else for that matter.

I wish that speedbumps were never invented

Offline Dragongoddess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5981 on: July 05, 2018, 06:38:54 PM »
Granted!  Now people often speed through subdivisions causing a plethora of problems.

I wish there was such thing as a functional family.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5982 on: July 07, 2018, 05:33:58 AM »
Granted, and its your neighbour's family, who irritate everyone with their perfect natures

I wish I knew what to wish for

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5983 on: July 11, 2018, 08:58:27 AM »
Granted. But now you're out of wishes and cannot wish for whatever it is you know you want to wish for.

I wish someone wrote a new western trash pulp gore neo-crime cyberpunk spaghetti Calvin and Hobbes inspired detective story.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5984 on: July 23, 2018, 05:02:55 AM »
Granted, but its written in Sanskrit and you will only ever get to see the story when Disney has purchased it, turned it into a PG animated film with cute animals and a pet fish, and completely removed all the things that made the original book worthwhile.

I wish poems were back in fashion again

Offline Endogenesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5985 on: July 27, 2018, 12:36:55 PM »
Granted, but all poetry is Donald Trump written and approved.

I wish I had a better English vocabulary.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5986 on: July 27, 2018, 12:39:38 PM »
Granted, but its the vocabulary based on Donald Trumps twitter account.

I wish it would cool down and rain

Offline Dragongoddess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5987 on: July 27, 2018, 04:10:50 PM »
Granted.  Now it's flooding and Pennywise has come to pay your town a visit.

I wish toddlers didn't make such a fuss about having their diaper changed.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5988 on: July 27, 2018, 04:23:29 PM »
Granted. Now they love it so much they fill their diaper on the hour, every hour, and twice as much during the night.

I wish that life were simpler

Offline Dark Rez

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5989 on: July 27, 2018, 04:28:54 PM »
Granted. But now you can't feel the effects of happiness from this 'simple life.'

I wish I could see what's at the end of a rainbow.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5990 on: July 27, 2018, 04:35:32 PM »
You find the end of the rainbow leads to a scrap yard in Maine, and so all your whimsical imagination and hopes are ruined, because of this harsh reality.

I wish I actually liked peanut butter

Offline Dark Rez

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5991 on: July 27, 2018, 04:36:45 PM »
Granted, but now you're allergic to nuts.

I wish I knew what it was like to drive a racecar.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5992 on: July 27, 2018, 04:40:34 PM »
Granted, you achieve a one in a life time experience, driving a race car, then forget how to work any kind of mechanics for the rest of your life

I wish people were less rude

Offline Dark Rez

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5993 on: July 27, 2018, 04:44:42 PM »
Granted, but now every person you come in contact with is overly and annoyingly bubbly.

I wish there was no such thing as traffic

Offline Dragongoddess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5994 on: July 27, 2018, 04:52:42 PM »
Granted, but now every person you come in contact with is overly and annoyingly bubbly.

I wish there was no such thing as traffic
Granted.  Now you have to walk everywhere.

I wish fantasy stories were real.

Offline Dark Rez

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5995 on: July 27, 2018, 06:49:04 PM »
Granted. Now you have real monsters to deal with everywhere you turn.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5996 on: July 27, 2018, 06:53:20 PM »
Granted, you're now blind.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5997 on: July 27, 2018, 06:56:50 PM »
Granted, you now live in interesting times, just like the ancient eastern curse!

I wish I could sleep

Offline Dark Rez

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5998 on: July 27, 2018, 07:51:39 PM »
Granted, now you can never wake up.

I wish I was a genius.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5999 on: July 27, 2018, 07:55:28 PM »
Congratulations.  A genius you are.  Like yoga you look.  Enjoy.

I wish I could travel back in time.