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Offline Songbird

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6075 on: August 13, 2018, 08:38:13 PM »
Granted, you now have time for a pedicure. Unfortunately the person who gives it to you is the absolute worst, and on top of everything else that could possibly go wrong, they paint your toenail a virulent fungus green. Enjoy! ;D

I wish more people read classical literature.

Offline elfowl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6076 on: August 14, 2018, 12:53:28 AM »
Granted but now all that anyone reads is classical literature.  Writing beocomes useless, as there's no way to sell books, and no one will read a word that was written less than 400 years ago.

I wish I would find someone who would love me forever, take care of me, and spend the rest of their/my life with me

Offline HockeyGod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6077 on: August 17, 2018, 08:22:25 PM »
Granted - you have a conjoined twin.

I wish the work on my roof would get done!

Offline elfowl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6078 on: August 17, 2018, 10:21:55 PM »
Granted, your roof is now a funnel, that will pour all rain that falls on your house directly into the attic, where it will continue to drip down into the rest of the house.

I wish I could travel and see the world.

Offline LostWind

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6079 on: August 18, 2018, 01:13:08 AM »
Granted, but your stranded on a disabled space station alone.


I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me.

Offline AyyNaniMoose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6080 on: August 18, 2018, 08:04:22 PM »
Granted! You now get to spend eternity in stasis; unaffected by anything, ever!

I wish to become a successful Voice Actor.

Offline Szandor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6081 on: August 18, 2018, 09:15:51 PM »
Granted! However, you may only voice act in horribly graphic Hentai!

I wish for the perfect partner.

Offline AyyNaniMoose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6082 on: August 18, 2018, 09:21:43 PM »
Granted! Your duets with your singing partner are legendary at first, but you are quickly left behind once people realize how much better your partner is without any imperfect voices weighing them down.

I wish I could store extra hours of sleep to be used when I have to stay up.

Offline Szandor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6083 on: August 18, 2018, 09:24:30 PM »
Granted! You will save up so many hours that one day when you use them all you will wake up one hundred years from now, with all of your loved ones long dead!

I wish I could shape shift into a parrot at will.

Offline LostWind

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6084 on: August 18, 2018, 10:56:03 PM »
Granted but every time you change a demented zoo keeper tries to catch you.

I wish my coffee never got cold.

Offline Dragongoddess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6085 on: August 18, 2018, 11:03:52 PM »
Granted!  Your coffee is always so hot you can't drink it and spilling it gives you burns that leave scars even if it had been cold before you touched it

I wish I didn't feel the need to always beat challenges.

Offline Rhael

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6086 on: August 19, 2018, 02:31:54 AM »
Granted, but now you've lost that spark that made you who you truly are and those around you find you bland.

I wish I was at the head of a totally lesbian matriarchy  ;D

Offline Szandor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6087 on: August 19, 2018, 02:44:41 AM »
Granted! Now everyone is scared of your power, so you never get to interact intimately with said lesbians.

I wish I wasn’t sick right now.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6088 on: August 19, 2018, 11:22:52 AM »
Granted, you can never get sick again. Which is fine except a plague has wiped out everyone else in the world and you're it.

I wish I had some stories going so I could work on more writing today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6089 on: August 19, 2018, 11:24:47 AM »
Granted. You have plenty of stories. Too many, in fact, and they're all so good, you can't just drop any of them. I hope you weren't planning to do anything else for the rest of forever...  >:)

I wish my rummy gummy's will turn out alright.

Offline LostWind

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6090 on: August 20, 2018, 12:57:58 AM »
Granted, they turn out great, you even get to eat a few, right before tripping over the stray cat that snuck in through your open window and spilling them all across your brand new white carpet.

I wish I only had pleasant dreams.

Offline Dragongoddess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6091 on: August 20, 2018, 12:59:53 AM »
Granted but your realities are worse than the worst nightmare you could imagine.

I wish I had more time in my days to do what I want

Offline elfowl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6092 on: August 20, 2018, 05:49:57 AM »
Granted,  You suddenly find your days getting longer and longer, providing you with ample time to do everything you want, and then some.  But slowly people around you start to complain about time passing more and more quickly, it seems like any time they're about to do something fun or important they realize that it's time for them to go to bed, or work, or make dinner, or something else.  One day a small red skinned demon walks up to you with something cupped in his hands.  With a gleeful grin he holds it out to you.  "Here you are mistress, here is some of the time you asked for, It's from your friend Max, and his wife Katie.  It's the hour in which they were going to conceive their first child."  He places the silvery half liquid cupped in his hands in yours, it immediately soaks into your skin and you feel as if the day will be an hour longer now.  Slowly your days get longer and longer, as everyone around you gets more and more unhappy.  You start to see people with dark circles under their eyes, trying to give up sleep just to get things done, or have a moment of mental relaxation.  The demons show up more and more often, gleefully telling you what they've taken from others to give you more time.  if you try to refuse, they splash the time on you, or summon more demons to hold you down while they pour their ill-gotten gains upon you, forcing you to take in time so desperately needed by others.

I wish pigs had wings, and could fly.

Offline Szandor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6093 on: August 20, 2018, 05:52:57 AM »
Granted! A magical new serum is let loose on a population of pigs that quickly spreads, giving them both wings AND a consciousness. Congrats. No more bacon, since pigs are self-aware now. The world is ushered into a new age. Planet of the Swine.

I wish I didn't have Anxiety.

Offline elfowl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6094 on: August 20, 2018, 07:17:54 AM »
Granted, everything you're worried about comes true in the worst possible way immediately.  Now you can't worry about anything!

I wish my medication didn't make my burps taste sickeningly bitter whenever I don't eat right after taking it.

Offline AyyNaniMoose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6095 on: August 20, 2018, 07:19:18 AM »
Granted! You'r medication now causes full-on vomiting instead!

I wish I could make a living off of writing.

Offline elfowl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6096 on: August 20, 2018, 07:23:01 AM »
granted, your writing gains a small but dedicated cult following, people who will buy your books no matter what.  Sadly everyone else who becomes interested pirate your books.  You can make a living off of writing, but only if you write for sixteen hours a day, at a rate of 120 words per minute.

I wish they made sexier underwear, and better fetishwear for guys.

Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6097 on: August 21, 2018, 04:59:23 AM »
Granted - A new company sweeps the world with its revolutionary underwear and fetishwear lines, which, because it becomes the height of fashion, becomes exorbitantly expensive and only is available to the rich and famous, who rub your face in the fact you cant afford any of it.

I wish they made bra's that didn't feel like you were being strangled in the summer.

Offline AyyNaniMoose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6098 on: August 21, 2018, 02:38:47 PM »
Granted! Now they make bras that get loose and just fall off in the summer instead.

I wish I could pause time to nap for 10 minutes whenever I wanted.

Offline Rhael

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6099 on: August 21, 2018, 03:22:48 PM »
Granted, but you get so addicted to such incredible power that your life soon spirals out of control, and then the entire space-time continuum collapses because you had to take naps!

I wish I was born at a time when interstellar travel would be an established reality.