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Offline Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5925 on: June 24, 2018, 05:36:07 PM »
Your wish is granted, as your head is cut off...this no more headache ever.

I wish I could get this song out of my head

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5926 on: June 24, 2018, 06:16:07 PM »
The song leaves your head, but is in turn replaced by a more annoying one. Louder, too. God, it's so hard to think!

...You know what? Same wish. I have an irritating song stuck in my head, too.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5927 on: June 25, 2018, 12:45:19 AM »
Your find the song enjoyable, but you can't stand any other songs.

I wish my writing muse would never leave me.

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« Reply #5928 on: June 25, 2018, 02:26:32 AM »
Your muse is with you always, but it can only deal with writing irritating advertising jingles that get on people's nerves.

I wish I didn't have to get up today

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5929 on: June 26, 2018, 05:48:14 AM »
A fairy godmother pops in and tell you you can stay in bed all day, of course it's on the day your boss was going to give you a raise for showing up on time!

I wish the rain would hold off until tomorrow!

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« Reply #5930 on: June 26, 2018, 05:57:35 AM »
You have a nice sunny day...followed by 40 days and 40 nights of constant rain with not an Ark in sight

I wish I had remembered the coffee

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5931 on: June 26, 2018, 06:07:55 AM »
Ah!but you did remember but your friend found it and drank it all down in a single gulp!

i wish i didn't have to go to bed soon!

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« Reply #5932 on: June 26, 2018, 06:30:17 AM »
And now all the beds in your immediate area have disappeared, as well as any furniture that could be utilised for sleeping, meaning you now only have a floor to sleep on.


I wish I could spell properly

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5933 on: June 26, 2018, 01:56:39 PM »
You right hand turns into an electronic dictionary unfortunately it's only for Mandarin!

I wish Chicken would cook itself!

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« Reply #5934 on: June 26, 2018, 05:18:00 PM »
The chicken cooks, but forgets to turn itself off and is burnt to a crisp

I wish the good days lasted longer than the bad days

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5935 on: June 26, 2018, 08:45:09 PM »
And they do but unfortunately that last for everyone but you you been cursed to endure evryone's bad day for them!

I wishes the night shift would be busy past three in the morning, hate being a glorified security guard with nothing to do!

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« Reply #5936 on: June 27, 2018, 04:11:04 AM »
And so, every night at three o'clock, the Kray's return to visit, along with their retinue, to ensure you are never 'quiet' again

I wish it was cooler

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5937 on: June 27, 2018, 09:10:52 AM »
It is cooler. In fact, you find that whatever you were thinking of at the time is now, in fact, a cooler.

To be free.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5938 on: June 27, 2018, 08:13:38 PM »
You are free unfortunately you had to die to be free

I Wish the humidity  wold disappear for the next few months!

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« Reply #5939 on: June 28, 2018, 04:09:47 AM »
And so your home becomes an artic wasteland...oh look, polar bears!

I wish for a tub of ice cream

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5940 on: June 28, 2018, 07:14:03 PM »
One comes to your hand, Unfortunately it melted to flavored milk!

I wish I knew where to start first?

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5941 on: June 28, 2018, 07:21:43 PM »
And you gain the knowledge but sadly can never now stop

I wish I knew the answers

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5942 on: June 28, 2018, 07:40:35 PM »
You instantly becomes aware of them unfortunately you placed in a glass box and become the answer lady of Elliquiy! So you get no privacy night or day!

I wish People would remember what it was like in elementary school when they got along with people of all races!

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« Reply #5943 on: June 29, 2018, 10:49:50 AM »
Wish granted, but now people act like they did in elementary school.

I wish I could play a sport.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5944 on: June 29, 2018, 12:02:47 PM »
Congratulations! You can now play a sport. You can't do it particularly well, or for too long, though.

I wish this cold would go away.

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« Reply #5945 on: June 29, 2018, 01:08:55 PM »
Don't worry, there's no cold anymore. But I hope you brought enough water, the Sahara can get kind of dry.  O:)

I wish I had ten bucks!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5946 on: June 29, 2018, 01:42:32 PM »
Wish granted but where will you keep ten male deer do you have a big backyard?

I wish mother nature would decide if it's going to rain of by pass where i am on Canada Day (July 1st)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5947 on: June 29, 2018, 04:14:21 PM »
Congratulations, Mother Nature has decided it wont rain that day...it will snow instead!

I wish I could drink without getting a hangover

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5948 on: June 29, 2018, 07:08:21 PM »
All the Bartenders have heard of your plight and only serve you water all night- no alcohol no hangover! Hope you have a big bladder?

i wish i could figure out what to write as my on/off

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« Reply #5949 on: June 29, 2018, 07:23:00 PM »
You figure out what to write, but it turns out all your on's are everyone's off's (now that is probably too cruel!)

I wish that I never had to work again