Would you like me if I.....

[Mnemosyne]

Yes. So long as the window shards did not hit anywhere in our facial regions, especially our eyes! I should like to see who entered!

Would you like me if I expected you to explain yourself while I tried to clean up the mess you had made by breaking the glass in the window?

[Despairs]

Yes, but you wouldn't understand. Here goes nothing. Would you like me, if the incident was a result of me trying to escape from my crazy ex-boyfriend, who thinks I'm cheating on him and is now after my head?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, I would like you. I've been trying to escape crazy ex-boyfriends all my life. I would try to understand and be there for you in every way that is possible. We might have to call the police though, unless you are scared to?

Would you like me if I did my best to understand and was even willing to step away from anything intimate I was doing previously to make sure you were taken care of?

[Eikichi]

As someone with stable ex's I can't say I sympathize. But I always was a sucker for a woman with a heart of gold.

Would you like me if I told you I couldn't be around any kind of pet?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes. Even if it might break my heart to think I would probably never have the black cat I hoped for one day. I've gone this long without one.

Would you like me if I had a large stuffed animal collection instead, if I was not allowed a pet near you?

[HannibalBarca]

Yes, that would be endearing, of course

Would you like me if I got you a black kitten for your birthday?

[Mnemosyne]

No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes? I don't know... I'd have such conflicted feelings. On one hand... black kitten. On the other hand... you wasted your money on me? On the other third hand I have... I've taken care of cats before but do I really know how to take care of one? Oh dear.. oh dear dear oh dear...

Would you like me if I hoped you would help me take care of said kitten?

[HannibalBarca]

Yes--and I've owned a black cat before.  Sweet thing--a lot like you

Would you like me if I showed you how to give her a bath--no easy task?

[Miscellany]

Yes,  because bathing a cat.   Is a challenge. 

Would you like me if I accidentally got you wet instead of the kitten ?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes. I have tried giving a more or less 'outdoor' cat a bath several times, as well as a kitten I think?

Yes. I don't mind getting wet, or soaked. I would still be very happy.

Would you like me if I wanted you to be very strict with me even if I had a hard time being too serious when dealing with giving a cat a bath?

[HannibalBarca]

Yes--you seem to need a firm hand

Would you like me if I made you take a bath at the same time?

[Mnemosyne]

Oh dear... kitty and human bath... Could be risky... but I don't mind getting clawed by cats either, so Yes.

Would you like me if I did not mind holding the cat to calm it, against my naked form in the bath?

[HannibalBarca]

I would like you--but you wouldn't have had much other choice, eh?

Would you like me if I climbed in the bath with you and kitty, to help?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, if there was enough room!

Would you like me if I thought I could let go of the kitten because I thought it was calm enough?

[HannibalBarca]

No, I wouldn't like that--loose kitten in a bath, NOT A GOOD THING!!!

Would you like me if I told you, after scooping up said wet ball of fur and tiny claws, that you were going to be punished for releasing said shredball into the water?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes. I would accept that punishment. <3

Would you like me if I apologized profusely for the way my new kitten behaved, hoping it might lessen the punishment?

[HannibalBarca]

I'd like and expect that, thank you very much--but it wouldn't lessen said punishment 

Would you like me if, after said bath, you were told to lay over the back of a couch and prop yourself up with your arms?

[Mnemosyne]

Hmmm yes. I do believe so. If I am seeing this in my head properly.

Would you like me if I wondered if you wanted me to be dried off or still wet from our bath?

[HannibalBarca]

I would like you wondering that.

Would you like me if I dried you off first, slowly and attentively, before your punishment?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes. I would love to feel you doing that. <3

Would you like me if I wished you would not prolong the punishment too much, so I was not too anxious about it?

[HannibalBarca]

Yes, that would show trust, of course :)

Would you like me if used my bare hand to deal the punishment?

[Miscellany]

Yes.  A hand is better than most other things.

Would you like me if I bit my lip and whimpered ?

[HannibalBarca]

Yes, that tends to make things better in my book

Would you like me if I ran my hand between your thighs after each spank?

[Miscellany]

Yes.   A hard hand is best given with a gentle edge.

Would you like me if I wiggled and thanked you for another ?

[Mnemosyne]

No. I am not really fond of receiving thanks.

Would you like me if I decided we should sit on the roof during a thunderstorm?