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Despairs

#8525
June 20, 2016, 12:52:01 PM
Go for it, just know I won't be sitting next to you. Would you like me if I accidentally mistook you for someone else and ended up hugging you as a result of that?
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Mnemosyne

#8526
June 20, 2016, 02:26:05 PM
An accidental hug? I'd probably like it, even if it might scare me a bit.

Would you like me if I gave you an accidental kiss that was meant for someone else..?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
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Captain Maltese

#8527
June 20, 2016, 02:28:02 PM
Interesting idea. I think it would make me feel so bad that I'd leave.

Passing that one on.

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Rel Mayer

#8528
June 20, 2016, 02:29:04 PM
Yes, but one day you will be purposely giving those kisses to me!

Would you like me if I told you to drop everything you were doing to drag you to eat sushi with me?

Despairs

#8529
June 20, 2016, 02:33:06 PM
Yes, as long as we split the bill. Would you like me if I named a star after you?
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Mnemosyne

#8530
June 20, 2016, 02:34:16 PM
A star? Yes, but I would probably be sad because I would lose the star all the time amongst all the others. If not because of light pollution as well!

Would you like me if I decided to name a car after you?
I like my posts like I like my cock.
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Captain Maltese

#8531
June 20, 2016, 02:37:34 PM
Strangely not; not particularly. One of my remaining goals in life is to not have my name in any books - it would be more likely to be in infamy than for any other reason. I would rather be remembered as a positive moment in someone's memories, if only for a little while.

Would you like me if I suggested a late night walk to the quays to watch the regatta tall ships?

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Mnemosyne

#8532
June 20, 2016, 02:39:53 PM
I did admittedly have to google what regatta meant... but with your lovely knowledge and that apparently being one of my favorite types of ships that I did not know the name of, yes. Most certainly. <3 Feel free to whisper factoids to me whilst we walk as well. <3

Would you like me if I was not very knowledgable about the world outside my walls?
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Despairs

#8533
June 20, 2016, 02:45:01 PM Last Edit: June 20, 2016, 03:30:47 PM by Dark Despairs
Yes, it gives me a chance to teach you everything I know. Would you like me if I gave you superpowers?
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Rel Mayer

#8534
June 20, 2016, 03:04:38 PM
Depends on the type of superpower!

Would you like me if I gave you a packet of fruit snacks to eat?

Lapine

#8535
June 20, 2016, 03:11:02 PM
Indeed!

Would you like me if I shared my bowl of sweet cherries with you?

Captain Maltese

#8536
June 20, 2016, 03:12:45 PM
Cherries are delicious, so yes. They aren't all sweet?

Would you like me if my barbecuing had a 50% chance for charred food?


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Mnemosyne

#8537
June 20, 2016, 03:14:48 PM
Charred does not sound bad, so long as it is not completely burnt to the point it is hard as rock and dry as hell?

Would you like me if I chugged water to try to help me get down whatever food you made?
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Thick, lengthy, and something I can choke up on.
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whimsy

#8538
June 21, 2016, 10:19:56 AM
I'd feel awful that I made such terrible food but I'd love you all the more for finishing it

Would you like me if, when you were talking, I was reminded of something else and got so excited that I cut you off to tell you about it?
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

Lapine

#8539
June 21, 2016, 10:23:40 AM
Certainly!  I do that myself sometimes.

Would you like me if I squirted you with the hose on a hot,hot day?

whimsy

#8540
June 21, 2016, 10:30:10 AM
YES DRENCH ME PLEASE AND DON'T STOP UNTIL I'M SHIVERING (I hate the heat and don't actually sweat; body takes forever to cool down and it's awful)

Would you like me if we were play fighting in the bathroom just before I was going to have a bath and I pushed you and you tripped and fell right into the bathtub? Right into the water? With all your clothes on?
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

Eikichi

#8541
June 21, 2016, 02:47:03 PM
Only if you joined me. Otherwise I'd be cross.

Would you like me if I had you sit against me, or in my lap, while I was doing other things?
PMs are open for all role play inquiries.

Lapine

#8542
June 21, 2016, 02:56:06 PM
Why yes, cuddling is marvelous.

Would you like me if I occasionally ran my fingers through your hair or trailed them down your neck?

dblkrose

#8543
June 21, 2016, 04:23:30 PM
Squirt away, let me take my clothes off first!

Would you like me if I ran in your backyard naked?
"Why do Roses have Thorns... to remind you that somethings, no matter how beautiful, are not to be touched without a little sacrifice..."

-D

Lapine

#8544
June 21, 2016, 05:10:56 PM
Very much.  Might irk the neighbors though and that'd be bonus points!

Would you like me if I frolicked with you?

Despairs

#8545
June 21, 2016, 05:59:38 PM
Yes. Would you like me if I showed you what the underworld really looks like?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
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Despairs

#8546
June 23, 2016, 05:58:02 PM
Yes, a little madness livens things up. Would you like me, if I taught you how to hot wire cars?
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SmuttyReader

#8547
June 23, 2016, 09:43:07 PM
Hell yeah!

Would you like me if I spend an obsessive amount of time on the internet.

Despairs

#8548
June 23, 2016, 10:24:54 PM
No. Forget the internet, take care of your family, kids, husband, etc. Live and enjoy all that life has to offer you. Would you like me if I was a chef?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Available for one or two  stories,  either heterosexual or polyamory pairings(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters) who are 32-40 years old in a modern, modern future or modern supernatural settings with fictional locations.
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SmuttyReader

#8549
June 24, 2016, 02:47:45 PM
Only if you cooked for me.

Would you like me if I always asked you to read what I write?
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