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Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8050 on: May 30, 2016, 10:45:57 AM »
Sure.  I'd offer to cook if you'd do the clean-up :)

Would you like me if I cheated at solitaire?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8051 on: May 30, 2016, 10:56:48 AM »
I might grin at the odd irony, but how could I not adore you for your honesty with yourself at least?

Would you like me if I always want to do the driving, wherever we go?  Because I may be a little bit of a control freak, most certainly a rage-filled speed demon, and get car sick if I try to read so can't even use my passenger time productively?   

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8052 on: May 30, 2016, 11:47:46 AM »
I would love you; I hate to drive!  But I'm a good co-pilot and will hand out snacks as required...if I have hands free from white knuckling the grab bar ;)

Would you like me if I couldn't fold a map properly?


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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8053 on: May 30, 2016, 12:14:47 PM »
My dear lady, I would simply relieve you of that awful, messy and useless mass of paper and toss it far, far away - and then gently remind you that all we need is the map function on my smartphone, synced along with the Pandora radio through the car speakers ;)

Would you like me if I insisted on stopping every 2 - 3 hours on the long drives to use the restroom, and yet still insist on getting a large bottle of something [likely caffeinated] for the drive anyway?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8054 on: May 30, 2016, 12:16:01 PM »
Of course...is there any other way??  ;)

Would you like me if I wanted to detour to see the world's largest ball of twine?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8055 on: May 30, 2016, 12:20:26 PM »
Absolutely!  I would only be sad if we didn't take a few hundred selfies in front of it, to annoy friends and family! XD

Would you mind if I insisted on at least stopping by any and all historically relevant sites along the way, so we can get post cards?

Offline Rel Mayer

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8056 on: May 30, 2016, 12:35:40 PM »
Post cards make the perfect memories, so yes!

Would you like me if I made you run in the morning with me for our daily exercise?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8057 on: May 30, 2016, 12:47:07 PM »
Our relationship might get a little... Strained.  >.>  I am fond of spending most of my mornings horizontally wherever possible, so we may have to work out a compromise  if we're going to make this thing work ;)

Would you like me if I admit I'm a night owl?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8058 on: May 30, 2016, 07:27:37 PM »
Yes - and I would totally relate.

Would you like me if I accidentally burned your winning lottery ticket to ashes on a grill?

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8059 on: May 30, 2016, 09:20:44 PM »
Only if you found a really creative way to apologize.

Would you still like me if sprinkled glitter all over your bedroom?

Offline Kono

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8060 on: May 31, 2016, 01:33:36 AM »
Only if after this wonderful surprise you clean it up.

Would you still like me if I put lipstick on your face while you slept?

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8061 on: May 31, 2016, 01:41:39 AM »
Only if kissed it off when I woke up.

Would you still like me if exchanged all of your panties for the edible kind?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8062 on: May 31, 2016, 04:25:17 AM »
They'd be sticky under jeans, but I'd still like you if you let me borrow your boxers.

Would you like me if I stole bits of food from your plate?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8063 on: May 31, 2016, 07:45:36 AM »
I am not sure I would notice. I get kinda far away when I eat. But if I did notice I wouldn't mind.

Would you like me if I wanted to try weird recipes I had found?

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8064 on: May 31, 2016, 09:09:22 AM »
whatever floats your boat, just don't expect me to eat it.

Would you still like me if every other word out of my mouth was the F-word?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8065 on: May 31, 2016, 09:13:04 AM »
HA!  I would be absolutely shocked if your potty mouth could match mine - perhaps we might make a game of creative obscenity?  ;)

Would you like me if I admit I generally despise most romantic movies (romance only - not those that simply contain romance), and rarely enjoy even a rom-com?

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8066 on: May 31, 2016, 09:18:59 AM »
Sounds like my kinda game.

I'd still adore you.

What if I had a tendency to run around with panties on my head?

Offline Rel Mayer

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8067 on: May 31, 2016, 09:19:40 AM »
As long as they're my panties! Gotta make sure you stay fashionable!

Would you like me if you had to teach me how to appreciate country music?

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8068 on: May 31, 2016, 09:22:41 AM »
I sure would. I grew up on country music.

Would you still like me if you knew that I thought Lindsey Stirling was awesome?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8069 on: May 31, 2016, 03:12:20 PM »
Oh yes. Linsey Stirling is fairly awesome. She makes me want to take Violin back up as well as get more into dance.

Would you like me if I followed any wandering baby animal I found to see to it that it got home safely?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8070 on: May 31, 2016, 04:39:02 PM »
I would like that a lot, provided you kept at enough distance to not make it smell of human or scare it to run in any odd direction, and was quiet enough not to spook its mother.

Would you like me if there was a tragic accident with our car and a small animal which got seriously hurt, and I found a knife from the glove compartment to end its misery?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8071 on: May 31, 2016, 04:52:58 PM »
Yes. I'd probably have a hard time coming to terms with it. Believing that it was hurt beyond being able to more preferably rescue it. I'd probably be more upset with myself than I would be you?

Would you like me if I turned against you during the zombie apocalypse because I was scared?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8072 on: May 31, 2016, 05:00:18 PM »
In an apocalyptic setting personal differences would be both expected and intensified. Stress does that to people. I would forgive you for screaming at me or arguing or even throwing random items. If you ran off when you was needed the most I would forgive you although it would be harder to forgive if your reaction cost the lives of others. But if you turned a weapon on me I would use my own. I accept that my death is coming, apocalypse or not, but I am not letting anyone else waste what remains of my life by their choice if I can defend myself.

Would you like me if I was turned into a zombie - as a result of your actions?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8073 on: May 31, 2016, 05:28:02 PM »
Yes. I would like you, although I'd probably have a hard time coping with it if it was my fault. I am actually probably one of the very few who believe in not killing people or zombies during the zombie apocalypse. So I'd probably try to find a cure, even if it seemed hopeless.

Would you like me if I was a hopeless dreamer?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8074 on: May 31, 2016, 07:14:47 PM »
I'd like you even more - yes.

Would you like me if I made your fondest dreams come true?